Thanos Kalamidas - Humour

https://theoviebooks.wordpress.com/ It was a humid Tuesday, the kind of day where deodorant weeps and pigeons look fed up. Somewhere in the backstreets of Swindon, a man in a banana-yellow trench coat was duct-taping a toaster to a fax machine. "That's not how bombs work," muttered Penelope Brigg, ex-bomb squad officer turned self-employed lunchbox designer, watching him through mirrored sunglasses she didn’t need indoors. “You say ‘bomb,’ I say ‘improvised enthusiasm device,’” replied Garth