HAMEROTZ LAMILLION OPERA SHEET EPISODE 6 -

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RON SHAHAR: The remaining eight teams will make their way to the next destination for the first time in a twelve-hour train journey from Budapest, Hungary, to Sarajevo, the capital of Bosnia. Skip RON SHAHAR: During the twelve-hour journey they will rest and gather strength for the next section of the race. C-BAR: I have never been to Bosnia, nor has Inna been. C-INNA: Me neither. C-BAR: We dug through thoughts, what awaits us in such a place, a very serious surprise. SARAJEVO, BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA C-TOM: From country to country we had the trip, from country to country. This race is something crazy, you're in adrenaline, you're crazy, you're simple, you're even when it's hard you enjoy it, because you say, come on, it's crazy, once in a lifetime of madness. RON SHAHAR: When they got here, the train station in Sarajevo, they would jump on their first mission. RON SHAHAR: The crews will be launched in the order in which they arrived at the final end point. Oren and Alon, who came in first place, went out first. ALON H.: Welcome, Bosnia. ALON AND OREN, DEPARTING IN FIRST PLACE ALON H.: Welcome to Bosnia-Herzo… OREN: Vagina. ALON H.: Vagina. RON SHAHAR: Crews must now reach the Gavrilo Princip Bridge, where they will have to prove to Bosnian fishermen that there is no fish they can not fish on. ALON H.: Now we have to choose a taxi driver who speaks English. Skip C-ALON H.: We came out first place, and it's a lot of fun to come out first because you have the advantage and the feeling that you ... Here, you earned the lead from the previous day. ALON H.: Fast! ALON H.: I see myself leading this competition here in two ways, once when we arrived yesterday first and a second time at all in the form of thinking, in the form of conduct, in setting the tones, in setting the rules of the game. It seems to everyone where the fish is urinating from. C-ALON H.: We came to the race to win, that's the goal of the race, we did not come to participate. So I do not want friends, I want to do the work here and go home. PUNDAK AND MOTI, DEPARTING IN SECOND PLACE PUNDAK: Very good. TOM AND ADELE, DEPARTING IN THIRD PLACE ADELE: You have to take a taxi and find Most Gavrilo Princip in Servio, Cervao. Sarajevo.(most meaning bridge in Bosnian) MOTI: Let’s go! TOM: Shema Israel. Here's a cab, come on. Skip MOTI: Right right right, he’s adding gas, he’s adding gas. MOTI: Are there chicks in Sarajevo? Skip PUNDAK: Listen, my brother, everyone here is killing each other, it must have killed twenty people. Free murder, murder. MOTI: Look at his face. PUNDAK: What a killer. Skip TOM: What is it, Bosnia? Do not know what's going on here. ADELE: There are no people here, everything is night. TOM: I in Israel am afraid to walk around at such an hour alone. C-ADELE: When we were told we were going to Bosnia we did not understand what this city is, we did not even see it on the map, even though we played Categories we do not see it on the map. OSNAT AND CARMIT, DEPARTING IN FOURTH PLACE OSNAT: You have to take a taxi and find Most Gavrilo Princip. Skip CARMIT: You have *song name?*, *song name?*? C-OSNAT: We arrived in fourth place, a waste of time. We felt on the roof of the world. C-CARMIT: The pride of age. Skip OSNAT: I am the beauty queen of Israel. OSNAT: How do you say? How do you say beauty queen? Skip OSNAT: In your mother? Do not lie. Skip ALON H.: Come on, Oren, come on, come on. ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE ALON H.: You must participate in a sardine throwing competition. RON SHAHAR: Bosnian fishermen tend to cast their rods into the river every evening. Successful fishing they mark in the game of shooting and catching of sardines. The Israeli couples must now prove that they too can catch sardines ... in their teeth. RON SHAHAR: The couple will now have to face each other, one of them will throw a sardine, and the other will join in grabbing it between the teeth. For every five sardines that fall to the floor the thrower will have to eat one live sardine. Only after the couple manages to cooperate and catch one live sardine in their teeth will they get the next hint from the fisherman. RON SHAHAR: Is that accurate? FISHERMAN: Yes, yes, yes. RON SHAHAR: Yes, yes, yes. ALON H.: Come on, Oren. OREN: Wait, well, Alon, wait a minute, what? ALON H.: Concentrate already. ALON H.: Leave it. OREN: I do not want it to stink after such a competition. ALON H.: Oof, what a nagger. OREN: Throw it in an arc. ALON H.: Almost. MOTI: Go go go, there's an envelope here, well, what. PUNDAK: Where is there an envelope? MOTI: Oh my god. PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE PUNDAK: Allah Istor, I'm already getting bad bro. MOTI: What is this bad. PUNDAK: Ready? ALON H.: Concentrate, my brother, concentrate. OREN: Let me! ALON H.: Take. C-ALON H.: I had to throw a sardine, Oren had to grab the sardine by mouth. For every five we missed I had to eat a salted sardine. MOTI: Wait, there is wind, there is wind. MOTI: Okay, drop me a drop like that here. MOTI: Stronger. C-PUNDAK: I threw the fish... C-MOTI: Like an idiot because you do not know how to throw fish. I tell him, Idan, throw high and strong, I'm not at your height, I'm not a small, ugly squat, throw high. He throws at me... I’m going: MOTI: Look how I'm going forward, just throw harder, what's your problem? PUNDAK: Come on, come on, stand up, stand up, you're starting to upset me. MOTI: So throw away. PUNDAK: Fine. C-PUNDAK: I'm sorry I do not know how to throw fish. MOTI: Five. PUNDAK: I want to kill you. MOTI: You're not giving me strong enough, Idan. MOTI: Idan, you are a champion, you are a champion of champions, all the respect, all the respect. PUNDAK: How disgusting this is. TOM: Here, here, here, okay. Skip TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE MOTI: Next, war. TOM: What is going on here? MOTI: Good luck. TOM: What is it, one food, one throw? I'll throw. ADELE: No, I won’t eat, I'll throw. TOM: Enough, my life, enough. ADELE: I'm not eating it, you're a waste of time. TOM: Please, I beg, for you fish. ADELE: I'm not eating it, it's not for me. You will eat. TOM; Tell me, are you eating the little sardine, Idan? PUNDAK: Yes, yes, it's a nightmare, man. TOM: Hear, O Israel, that I shall not know of uncleanness. TOM: I do not even know how to throw, throw even I do not know how to throw to you. OREN: From the bowl, take it, come on. ALON H.: Like this? OREN: Not like that, there are small ones. ALON H.: Some salt. C-ALON H.: I, when I am on a mission I do not run tasty, bad, I aim like a horse that is put, no matter what I eat, the mission sanctifies everything. Obvious skip TOM: I can not eat it, Adele. ADELE: Tom, first try. TOM: Adele I'm telling you, we'll get stuck here, I can't eat it. ADELE: Stuck then not terrible, try. Try, I'll catch it. TOM: I can't get stuck here, do you understand we're stuck here? I know myself, why are you driving me crazy. ADELE: Well then get stuck here, so what? TOM; I'm a goalkeeper I catch him in a second. ADELE: You do not understand that I do not eat the sardines, you're a waste of time. C-TOM: She decided she did not want to eat, I will not argue with her, I told her I would eat. C-ADELE: Of course, no, you did not argue with me at all. TOM: I came to the competition because you told me, in food you will be good. Why are you letting me eat this? I can not eat it. ADELE: Well, then do not eat it. We'll stand here. TOM: It's still raw, just now taken out of the sea. TOM: I can not believe you're doing this to me. Come on. TOM: Do you catch it? ADELE: Yes. TOM: How many do you need to catch? ADELE: One. TOM: Well what? ADELE: What will I do? You do not know how to throw. OSNAT: Okay, okay. OSNAT: Yoo, God forbid, you eat. OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE Oh frick. I gave up. Even the broken translation of the next three words would be of absolutely zero help to you whatsoever. CARMIT: If you do not hit a bull, in my mother I mow you. OSNAT: Stand in line. CARMIT: Not even one. OSNAT: Now you need to eat one. CARMIT: You, not me. OSNAT: Me? OSNAT: In your mother? C-OSNAT: When we read the assignment we did not understand it correctly. I thought whoever did not catch it was supposed to eat. OSNAT: Where, from here? C-OSNAT: So I volunteered that I would throw and she would catch, so it was in my veins, I ate it big. OSNAT: The world is dead. C-OSNAT: The first bite is ... it was a horror, it was a horrible feeling. It's a live fish, an uncooked fish at all. They are full of hairs and scales. C-CARMIT: And more filled with salt. CARMIT: Ossie, no time. OSNAT: Wait! In your mother. OSNAT: I did not understand it that way. ALON H.: Come on, Oren, the last one. Delicious indeed. TOM: No, why did you do that? Why? ADELE: It did not occur to me. TOM: Why? So why am I telling you to come here! TOM: Hear, O Israel, that we may not know from impurity, that the name will be preserved, that everything... ADELE: It's precisely her name that looks cleaner. TOM: Is it clean? ADELE: Yes. It also has salt. ADELE: Eat, fast. Without the tail. ADELE: Eat it madly, Mami, strong. Do not feel. C-TOM; Bring you live fish from the water, eat live fish. You eat it and you are strengthened and it's not for me, I'm not built for it, I'm built for a barbonia fish, things that you turned to eat. ADELE: Come on, mami, eat. Come on. TOM: What come on? What come on? ADELE: Come on means you eat. ANAELLE AND AKIVA, DEPARTING IN FIFTH PLACE AKIVA: Bosnia! Skip C-ANAELLE: We went down very significantly. C-AKIVA: Getting down from first place to fifth place is a serious drop. ANAELLE: There are very strong couples behind us and I am very scared. AKIVA: Even before us there are very strong pairs. ANAELLE: Right. C-AKIVA: Yesterday on a mission on a bridge in Hungary the brothers lit themselves up, C-ANAELLE: Fire. C-AKIVA: Light a fire around them. What they did yesterday, they did not think so much ahead because they threw us, opened a front with us. Strategically it is not wise to open fronts at the moment. ANAELLE: Okay, let there be a wish before you. AKIVA: "Let there be a will before you, O Lord our God and the God of our fathers" that we lead you to peace and guide you to peace "and save us from the hand of every enemy and ambush and liars". OSNAT: Wai Wai Wai. ADELE: Mami, imagine it's barbonia, fried barbonia. OSNAT: If I have to eat another one, I… ADELE: Ugh that fell into my hoodie. TOM: I do not do this task, I can not eat anymore. I will not eat one more fish. OREN: Come on it's mine, it's mine, it's mine, give it to me. ALON H.: Bravo, Oren, excellent. ALON H.: Come on, no time, competition, competition. Leave, leave the jacket now, well. OREN: Stinks to me. ALON H.: Clean up, so what? MOTI: Yes, yes! PUNDAK: King, king! Skip OREN: Take it. Skip ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE ALON H.: Duel. MOTI: Duel. RON SHAHAR: A duel is a task in which the couples compete with each other. The winners go on and the losers wait for the next pair. This is the opportunity for the couples to change their place in the race. RON SHAHAR: The next duel will be held in the Old Town Square in Sarajevo. Here the sitting in the crowded cafes gave rise to a phenomenon whereby if you found a chair available, you had to grab it. In the spirit of these things a local band is waiting for the couples and playing musical chairs in front of a bunch of Bosnians who are fighting for me. RON SHAHAR: Whoever is left without a vacancy will leave the game and take a chair with him. Only the pair with at least one of them left in the game will win a duel. The losing pair will wait for another round while the last remaining pair will have to wait 15 minutes before they can continue. RON SHAHAR: On the way they will have to go through the voting board and decide which of the teams will be delayed using the "Yield" for twenty minutes in this section of the race. ALON H.: Today the couple that threatens us the most is Alon and Hen. ALON AND HEN, DEPARTING IN SIXTH PLACE ALON A.: Welcome to Bosnia. ALON H.: The human machine. You're cannons and you're a serious threat to us. We decide to detain Alon and Hen. ALON H.: Alon and Hen's repeated delay did not threaten them regarding elimination, but we certainly see the disadvantage of attrition. It's mental attrition, it's physical attrition. HEN: I what it is hope that Oren and Alon will be detained today and not... I really, I what it is hope. ALON A.: Hen, keep in mind that there is a situation where they are not detained and we are detained again. PUNDAK: Good. MOTI: Come on. Who do we put in custody? PUNDAK: The same ones we always put on hold until they are no longer in the race. Alon and Hen. First, they threaten us. MOTI: Right. PUNDAK: Two, they upset us. MOTI: What's annoying, this radish Alon... PUNDAK: Put them on, put them on. C-MOTI: We keep putting on Alon and Hen, because they are the most threatening to us, they are like... they are always following us, they always come at some point, and want them to fly home. ALON A.: What are you under pressure from? HEN: Do not know. C-ALON A.: Any leg of the race that has a U-turn. I'll come, I promise I'll come. Skip FIRASS AND SHIRA, DEPARTING IN SEVENTH PLACE Skip SHIRA: He drives through red lights. FIRASS: In red he travels, he passes, does not see from a shower. SHIRA: How are you what about him, you. C-FIRASS: We are not happy with the seventh place, he is quite frustrating and disappoints us. C-SHIRA: And it's a basket day. C-FIRASS: In life everything revolves around. C-SHIRA: The way a wheel turns ... C-FIRASS: Spinning wheel. FIRASS: I am now focused. SHIRA: Concentrate on me, why are you never focused on me? SHIRA: Why are you never focused on me? FIRASS: I'm at work now. MOTI: I have been making musical chairs for children for years. There should be crooks, what do you mean crooks? You run, sit down, overtake, push, without seeing with your own eyes, what Alon and Oren are two crooks. ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE ALON H.: Look at them, musical chairs with these. C-ALON H.: Musical chairs with Serbs, thugs, their appearance is scary, their physicality is scary. PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE Skip MOTI: Duel, buena what these horses are. What is this? PUNDAK: Buena, what a horse… MOTI: Horse, it means, you’re big, big. Come on, drive. C-MOTI: We started the game, we ran, we ran, we ran, there were these six behemoths. MOTI: Buena, what a horse, I have before me. C-MOTI: Guys, horses, tanks, they do not see with their eyes, they do not have such a section of ... Okay, runners, hands behind their backs and that, they catch and throw. You are pushing me. You can not, you’re pushing. Skip C-MOTI: And with all the urgency one should also pay attention to when the music stops. ALON H.: There's here, Oren, there's here, run here! Run here! Skip C-PUNDAK: The locals were a bunch of overgrown crows. Now, I did not watch at all... In my dreams I did not think he would come immediately and dump me, but this is the game. C-MOTI: So now he will say, sO I dO nOt KnOw HoW tO pLaY tHe ChAiR gAmE. Idan, you know nothing. ALON H.: Oren, keep a gap. C-PUNDAK: Moti, since he's two years old has been hosting events for six-year-olds, that's, now he will say, children this is my therapy. C-MOTI: True, children are really my therapy, I love children, I enjoy doing sessions for children. C-PUNDAK: So he, Moti the boy, understands the logic of the children. C-MOTI: Right. C-PUNDAK: And he started dancing there, that way with this silly dance he is constantly saturated with a free space in front of him. ALON H.: Yoo, he's pushing me, I can not. C-ALON H.: I feel... I did not understand where it came from, not musical chairs, flying chairs. I felt flying. C-OREN: Okay, no matter the outcome. C-ALON H.: Musical chairs on flying chairs. ALON H.: Dude, he kicked me, what is this? What is this? Skip MOTI: Come on, between us, get up. Well done, well done! ALON H.: Beautiful, Oren. MOTI: Well, look, he did not run. He did not run, ran, faster, faster. Do not touch him, do not annoy him, Oren. Skip MOTI: Hello, spaces! MOTI: I sit, nothing will help. MOTI: Yes! Yes! Yes! C-MOTI: Moti the strong, sturdy and the... C-PUNDAK: Beautiful, come on, say it. C-MOTI: Beautiful. C-PUNDAK: Beautiful. C-MOTI: Fought against six guys who are behemoths. And won. PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE Skip MOTI; Look me in the eyes, look, hoppa, cheers! PUNDAK: Well done, Moti. RON SHAHAR: The crews must now drink the cup of coffee served to them to reach their next destination, the Bosnian Alps ski resort of Jahorina. Only a couple who finishes their coffee and notices the address at the bottom of the glass can get to the ski resort where the next hint awaits them. Skip MOTI: What’s this? MOTI: You must take a taxi to the next destination according to your hint. C-PUNDAK: We drank the coffee, realized that something... did not give us a hint, we realized that something was missing. PUNDAK: Open this envelope again. MOTI: You must take a taxi to the next destination according to your hint. PUNDAK: What is it, nothing is listed. MOTI: Stop for a moment, stop. SPONSOR BREAK ANAELLE: Oh like nightingale, violence. AKIVA: I do not believe. ALON A.: Prince Bridge. ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN FIFTH PLACE ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN SIXTH PLACE ANAELLE: Oh, violence! TOM: I do not know how to throw, what do you give me to be here? ADELE: I also do not know how to throw, why are you arguing with me? TOM; I would catch it but, like that, you would bring it diagonally, I would catch it. ADELE: You live in a fantasy. TOM: Why are you with your head against the wall? Why do I constantly need your head on the wall? ADELE: Why head in the wall my life? TOM: Because I know I can ... Come take, take just one, for the sake of it, look how I catch it, take. Bring, take. Throw it. ADELE: What happened? What? What happened? What? The light, the light bothered you, the light, the light, the light bothered you, actually very easy to catch. ALON A.: With the teeth, like that. Catch the fish. ANAELLE: Wow, honey, I'm sorry. Honey, you, no such thing, no such thing the man hates fish, does not eat fish, does not breathe fish, his mother will be shocked. Just a champion. Sho-shi, Sho-shi… C-ANAELLE: Seeing him like this, surpassing himself, in such moments of food and in general in all missions, it makes me really admire you, as if, a waste of time, really, really. C-AKIVA: On the contrary. C-ANAELLE: You're cute. ANAELLE: Oh, he's so cute. Here, swallowed? AKIVA: Yes. ANAELLE: Praise be to his name, Amen. Come on. Skip AKIVA: Excellent! ANAELLE: Thank God. Skip ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE SHIRA: Oh my god. FIRASS: Here, here. FIRASS AND SHIRA, CURRENTLY IN SEVENTH PLACE FIRASS: Damn! SHIRA: Do not... give me a moment. FIRASS: What do you want? SHIRA: No faces. FIRASS: Are you living in the movie? I'm not telling you anything. SHIRA: Ick. ANAELLE: You must go through the voting board to choose the pair you want to delay. AKIVA: This time it's a Yield, it's not a U-turn. ANAELLE: I do not want to delay them. AKIVA: Who do you not want to detain? C-ANAELLE: We now think twice and thrice to whom to Yield. We currently have Alon and Oren marked with us, C-AKIVA: But I said not to put it to the brothers because it is not strategically correct. AKIVA: We do not think this is the stage in the game to delay strong pairs. ANAELLE: We decide to delay Bar and Inna for the simple reason that they are last. BAR AND INNA, DEPARTING IN LAST PLACE BAR: Go. BAR: One hour and six minutes. INNA: I... BAR: Do you think this has a section? INNA: I actually like it. BAR: I love it too. C-INNA: Inna and Bar in the latest exit procedure. We have already started laughing at our own troubles. INNA: You and I know what it's like to give strength at night. BAR: Probably. INNA: We have an advantage over others. BAR: No, I love it, I love the energies at night. C-INNA: Whatever happens, where we are not knocked and delayed in the last place we are at the peak of our optimism, everything is still open, we do not give up. INNA: I do not know, I'm in amazing vibes. BAR: Me too. OSNAT: If I have to eat another one... ALON A.: Catch him with his teeth, like that. ALON A.: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes… HEN: Beautiful, beautiful! OSNAT: Do not lose him. ALON A.: Yes, yes, do not pray it. OSNAT: Baby… ALON A.: You’re the best. Well. With the teeth. Another drop. C-HEN: Once it was thrown at my eye, once it was thrown at my cheek, I had a scaly peeling on my face. ALON A.: Open your mouth, open your mouth, now tilt your head a little. No! Fuck! ALON A.: Hen, you must catch one now, must. HEN: Well, okay, do not shout. FIRASS: Beauty, baby, beauty, atonement, beauty. I will compensate you, do not worry. SHIRA: Will you marry me? FIRASS: I will marry you, but not with the smell of sardines. SHIRA: Will you bring me children? FIRASS: I will bring you children, we will bring you everything, to the carefree. SHIRA: How many? FIRASS: How many sardines are there here? FIRASS: Come on, baby. FIRASS: Very well, I'm proud of you, excellent. Well, it was not hard, right? SHIRA: Firass, I have scales in my mouth. FIRASS: I know, me too. SHIRA: You have two seconds to shut up. ADELE: Ah, I can not you throw it in my face. TOM: Mami, you're catching it, we're moving on please, I'm begging. TOM: Hear Israel, O Lord our God, I'm sorry I'm under pressure and I'm talking to you nicely, I'm sorry. God. I’m begging. TOM: That Adele Bespalov will catch this fish, I'm done. Look at me, Creator of the world, I can not eat it, please. TOM: Be focused. With your teeth. TOM: There, caught, great! Give a hug! TOM: Love you. We are stars. My love, my life, there are no things like you, princess. ADELE: Do not touch me after how you spoke. TOM: God. TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE Skip TOM: HaMerotz LaMillion, let’s open it. ADELE: Fast, fast, fast, fast, Tom, fast. SHIRA: Do not kiss me. FIRASS: Come on, mami, come on, mami. FIRASS: Thank you. FIRASS AND SHIRA, CURRENTLY IN FIFTH PLACE ALON A.: You're catching now, I do not care like that ... that the head will be in your mouth. ALON A.: Yes! Yes! Let's fly away already. HEN: Thank you very much. ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN SIXTH PLACE CARMIT: Come on, well. Everyone put it on and here you are, praying with the fish, come on. OSNAT: One day I'll kill you live. CARMIT: Kill me, do what you want ... OSNAT: God, I'll kill you live. If you have even one hand left that is still alive, it will not be either. Just you wait. TOM: Well, mami, Alon and Oren knocked us over on the bridge. How he told me, Alon. When I wanted the number? Tom, this is just a competition. So if it's just a competition, then ... then we'll do the competition to the end. Every Sabbath has a Sabbath night. (everything comes in due time) ALON H.: Aggressiveness is the word here. OREN: Yes. ALON H.: Aggressiveness, do not give up, and so tik tik ... strong, push. FIRASS: We have already decided that we are detaining the brothers, Alon and Oren. SHIRA: They're snakes, they'll sell their mother to keep playing. ALON A.: Henchuk, it seems that today we will choose Alon and Oren and not Idan and Moti, this is one of the strongest couples. HEN: Actually. TOM: They will have a beautiful competition like this, a time delay properly. I want to see that next time he comes and tells me it's just arrogance. And he threatens me later and tells me that if we vote for them, then it's our end and that's where we end the competition, God forbid, we will not know of impurity. He's posing for me, who are you anyway? We do not see you and your brother together, crazy. ANAELLE: Thank you very much. ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE OREN: Akiva and the Cave of the Patriarchs, they arrived. ALON H.: These fanatics set themselves a goal ... Skip ALON H.: Arrived from fifth place, overtook, it… Skip AKIVA: Shosha, you're good at this game. AKIVA: I have a chair. C-ALON H.: Akiva and the Creator of the World put something on themselves, they do it. C-OREN: Also prove that they manage to win in a program that by definition is very secular. So that's even more motivating I knew... C-ALON H.: Drive, creates some internal drive. C-OREN: Produces drive. C-ALON H.: They are an intelligent couple, a couple clinging to a goal that poses a threat to us, it's our abilities. C-ANAELLE: I was appalled. The Bosnians throw people on the right and left there, I said, the name will keep. ANAELLE: The name will save, what beasts. Need to teach them how to behave. AKIVA: Shosha, you do not give up. C-ANAELLE: The woman who was there, also looking by the side, wasted her time. C-AKIVA: With a rolling pin in hand. C-ANAELLE: Yes, as if another second is ... C-AKIVA: Good thing she didn 't come beating like that. ANAELLE: She's not fair, that girl. ALON H.: Ole! Ole! ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE Skip ALON H.: You must take a taxi to the next destination according to your hint. OREN: The question is, let's wait, let's look at the map. ALON H.: Which map? What does this have to do with the map? OREN: You must take a taxi to your next destination according to your hint. ALON H.: What could it be? C-OREN: We're trying to figure out which... C-ALON H.: There was some board of the city there. C-OREN: Yes, a city board. I was looking for connections. Musical chairs. C-ALON H.: Duel. C-ALON H.: Duel. OREN: Duel, maybe, maybe there's something here related to ... Duel on some site here that is related to duel. PUNDAK: According to the hint, he gave us the... drink, he gave us this drink. Go get the cups. We will ask him for the cups. Skip MOTI: Hold it. There's sugar in there, shit. PUNDAK: What are you doing? MOTI: There's something written inside. MOTI: Here, here, here. Jakorin Sky Resort. PUNDAK: Here, come on, taxi, go. C-PUNDAK: Presumably wanted me to activate my analytical and logical mind, and indeed I have activated it. Skip MOTI: The truth is that for the first time ever I now want to shake your hand like a man. Squeeze your hand, squeeze your hand. Squeeze on the hand, first time you came up with the hint, I said and I have not thought of it at all. Jahorina Ski Resort. OREN: Music Square, there's a fountain here, I remembered. Musical chairs, it seems to me it's the closest. C-OREN: I saw on the map that there was a musical fountain there that she had located on a pilgrimage. Skip ALON H.: Yoo, it's charred as if, it's not obvious. Better that it be things ... OREN: I wish that was it. This is exactly where we are. ALON H.: It's you, not us. I would never have gotten that in my life. C-ALON H.: We went out to the music square and we went forward feeling like we were flying ... I'm already here ... maybe I'm in first place, I say to Oren. ALON H.: This is my brother, there is nothing to stop my brother in these things. OREN: Let's see if that's the solution, wait. ALON H.: Sure it is. And so the other couples will be stuck here for an hour. OSNAT: God, give me just a drop of luck Give love in my heart Give warmth to my soul Skip INNA: What are all these fish? BAR AND INNA, CURRENTLY IN LAST PLACE BAR: Up. BAR: Weak, weak, mami, weak. INNA: Shit. C-INNA: Bar and I approach the task and again, we must catch up, we must hurry, we must succeed. C-CARMIT: The most beautiful he was caught between my teeth, did not move. Enthusiastic about staying there. OSNAT: Fisherman loves fish? OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN SEVENTH PLACE OSNAT: Duel. CARMIT: Stop. CARMIT: We have to delay Bar and Inna because they are behind us in the group. C-OSNAT: It's our decision that begins now, that we delay who is behind us, and we delay the girls, Paris and Hilton. OSNAT: Fast, fast, fast, fast! PUNDAK: Jahorina Ski Resort. MOTI: Should have arrived long ago. It seems to me, he's taking a... he's kidnapping us today. PUNDAK: Is it hotel, resort, what is it? PUNDAK: He does not speak. Come on, the shortcut, drive, drive! MOTI: Here, here, we’re the first. Skip MOTI: Come on, rhythm, rhythm. MOTI: Welcome to the Jahorina skiing site. The site is closed for skiing at night. You must wait for the opening time and register at the entrance to the site. RON SHAHAR: This is the Jahorina Ski Resort in the Bosnian Alps, one of the most familiar places for ski enthusiasts in Europe. The place is closed at night so they will not be able to enter it. Couples must wait until the opening time of the site and they will enter in the order in which they arrive. Tomorrow morning the pairs await a particularly cool ski - in a bikini. PUNDAK: At seven-thirty. C-PUNDAK: We arrived at this ski resort, we saw we had to sign up for tomorrow morning. Moti made a smiley. Skip PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE, DEPARTING AT 7.30 AM TOM: Duel, the losing pair will wait for the next pair and another duel will be held in front of him. Come on hapoel... ADELE: Tom, we're here. Tom, we're here. TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE TOM: Come on, let's give it, come on. ADELE: Akiva and her are here, come on, go. TOM: Come on, go. C-TOM: We got to the chair game, which has been my favorite game since I was little. ADELE: She looks like a mare to me, the girl. TOM: Easy easy my friend, easy now. C-TOM: We got to her name, and in fact they happened, we saw five security guards, gorillas, huge horses. TOM: Be focused, be focused on the chairs. AKIVA: Shosha, Shosha. ANAELLE: What? AKIVA: Kill Bill. TOM: Shema Israel. TOM: What, what… ADELE: My life, the horse has sat down. TOM: All your life you will be determined. C-TOM: Adele went right out of the picture. And then we actually stayed against Anaelle and Akiva. TOM: Shema Israel. ANAELLE: Shit, Shoshi, upon my life, well! TOM: Winning this game, well, I'm taking it with all my might. Crazy. C-TOM: I leapt there like a patient on every chair, I fought with those horses. ADELE: Mami, one, one is left for you. TOM: I commit suicide on this mission, breaking my head. C-TOM: I reached the final with Anaelle. ADELE: Come on, my life. AKIVA: Shosha, you do not give up. Do not rush to make the round. AKIVA: Very good. TOM: What a drag. ANAELLE: I won! C-ANAELLE: Thank God, I was able to hold out in this duel and I was successful as well. C-AKIVA: Anaelle won this mission. C-ANAELLE: Yes, God willing. AKIVA: Champion, well done. ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE Skip AKIVA: What is the hint we have? ANAELLE: Shoshi, I do not know. ALON H.: Oren, there would be flags or something here, what, it's not … Skip ALON H.: It’s not here, Oren. I also do not see teams here. C-OREN: We drive to this fountain, oh, dark, empty, see nothing there. OREN: Let's go back. ALON H.: Come on, let's go back there. OREN: Look, it might be the Olympic Museum because there's five tough Bosnians there. ALON H.: What is the connection? OREN: Because there are five circles in the Olympics. C-ALON H.: Oren thinks upside down, upside down… Skip ALON H.: What, because it's like that, Oren? Facing five tough Bosnians? OREN: And then you have something else with ... five fish over there at the bridge too. C-ALON H.: We take a taxi driver to the Olympic Stadium. Five rings. C-OREN: So five rings of the Olympics. C-ALON H.: Very simple, such a simple line of thinking. C-OREN: Maybe it would’ve been there. Skip C-OREN: And of course there is nothing there. C-ALON H.: What it was was nothing, even the lights went out already, I almost cried her name. Nothing was. OREN: So it is not the Olympic Stadium. ALON H.: Wow, what is it we went out idiots. Skip C-AKIVA: I said, I'll bring the taxi driver, he might understand better than me what the hint here is. C-ANAELLE: Apparently if we drank coffee it's something to do with coffee. ANAELLE: Where? Well, enough. AKIVA: He did not understand, okay. Skip ANAELLE: Enough ,well! Akiva and they do not understand, your life, leave it already. DRIVER: Messenger cafe. ANAELLE: Enough, Akiva! Wai, I'm going crazy, hard to understand. AKIVA: There's something he's trying to tell us. AKIVA: Shosha, you're stressed, you're not listening. ANAELLE: What is a messenger cafe? AKIVA: He says “messenger cafe”. BAR: Kiss him. INNA: He is the most beautiful of them all. BAR: Inna, kiss him. INNA: Bar, Bar, Bar, slowly. BAR: Wait, wait. INNA: Bar. BAR: I am not… INNA: Bar, watch out for me. BAR: I'm not moving it a millimetre, it will stay there forever. BAR: A second, I do not know what I have to do for him to come. INNA: Wait, Bar. C-BAR: I had to keep my face on the sardine and spend my life. I tried to gently lift my head. BAR: I do not come with the tongue. Wait, with the eyebrows. I do not, do not just make eyebrows, here, the eyebrows work. INNA: Bar, he falls, relax. C-BAR: I always dreamed that sardine would get stuck on my eye and I could take it off with my eyebrows down, it was an incredible experience. INNA: Bar, you're not listening to me, stand up, I'm not kidding. Exactly, exactly. Move yourself. INNA: My mami. BAR: Come on. Skip BAR AND INNA, CURRENTLY IN LAST PLACE BAR: Duel. INNA: Musical chairs, Bar, cheekiness, push, sit, take it. BAR: Tom and Adele, we're tired of being last, it's your time. FIRASS: It's time to take revenge on them. SHIRA: Yes. FIRASS: They defeated us in the mud, now, in... the chocolate, it's time to take revenge on them. FIRASS AND SHIRA, CURRENTLY IN FIFTH PLACE ADELE: Mami, we are once again against Shira and Firass. C-TOM: We lost in the first battle, and then came our favorite couple, Firass and Shira, who every time somehow in things that are physically related we come across, and we knew they would come determined after their loss in the chocolate. Skip FIRASS: What a beauty, you are strong, what a beauty. C-FIRASS: Most of the population in Bosnia is Muslim, and then I said to myself, I have a way of winning this mission and getting the help of the sturdy Bosnians. Allahu akbar. ADELE?: Mami, how? What’s wrong with you? Move already, well. Do not be after him, do not be after him. Do not make him move. SHIRA: Tom, do not mess with me today. TOM: Do not be after him, be behind her. ADELE: Firass, what’s wrong with you? C-TOM: We got into pressure, Firass and Shira, who are really two ninjas, just a lion and his wife, his girlfriend. C-ADELE: Mare. C-TOM: I do not see with my own eyes, such a kind of jedi. ADELE: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! C-TOM: Adele sat down before Firass. C-ADELE: He sat on me, he was very heavy, by the way. C-TOM: It was supreme happiness. TOM: Cannon, cannon, cannon! BEHEMOTH: What’s wrong? Man? C-TOM: I was happy as if I had already won because I actually said, second is Shira, she has no chance. SHIRA: If you're sitting now and you're sitting now, this is your life. TOM: Be behind her, be behind her. Pay attention, pay attention. ADELE: No, mami, no. TOM: Behind her you will be. ADELE: What does it matter? FIRASS: Sit, sit, sit, yes. Beautiful, beautiful. TOM: You do not listen, you do not listen. FIRASS: Mashallah, Mashallah. C-TOM: And Adele flew, and once again I find myself in the final with a girl, only that I and one transgender, and here I already realized that I can no longer give up, I no longer saw with my own eyes, I will not reach the final twice and lose. FIRASS: Do not be in front of him. Go, go! Sit down, sit down! C-TOM: Here I activated my goalkeeper's instincts and just jumped on the chair at levels I realized I was not losing this fight. FIRASS: What, he pushes, what is it? It does not sit. C-FIRASS: He was violent towards my wife. TOM: What did I do, what I ... ADELE: My life, what do you have? FIRASS: What "what did you do", you push with your hands. SHIRA: Play fair, do not touch her, do not touch me. ADELE: Push him on this one too. FIRASS?: You did not touch her? TOM: I did not touch her. SHIRA: Listen, a minute before that he told me not to touch you, a minute before that. TOM: I went to the chair, I did not touch her. I did not get close to her body, stop getting angry with them already. C-FIRASS: Then I turn on, light up from the part where he pushes the woman, very simple. TOM: Relax, relax, relax. SHIRA: Watch your mouth. FIRASS: Keep your mouth shut, really, get out of here now, come on. Get out of here. C-FIRASS: In a second or two I had all sorts of thoughts that I was about to erupt on. FIRASS: Do not annoy me, I'm telling you now. FIRASS: I did not touch him. SHIRA: He did not touch him, he did not touch him! TOM: What is he doing, what is it? What is this thing? SHIRA: He thinks he's on a football field! SHIRA: Falling, yellow card... what's this here, game? FIRASS: I did not touch him. SHIRA: Third-choice goalkeeper, sit, sit! C-SHIRA: Tom is a football player, and they are used to doing a lot of... "similar" offenses against the opposing player. And Tom threw himself back on the floor and shouted he hit me, he hit me. Let me point out to Tom that if Firass had hit you, you would not have risen. SHIRA: You do not push me. TOM: I respect him, let me be respected. Do not approach me! ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN SIXTH PLACE HEN: Yo, there are beatings there. TOM: Every hero has more of a hero. ANAELLE: What happened there? TOM: Muscle is not everything in life. ADELE: Enough, what’s wrong with you? Enough. C-HEN: There was a very serious melee. C-ALON H.: Almost a melee. There was no melee. C-HEN: No, there was some shouting and brawling. C-ALON H.: If there had been a melee, Adele would have come back home alone, it seems to me. C-HEN: Yes, it seems to me too. C-TOM: Firass, he has a very big ego, and losing to us twice it will also frustrate him, he got a little upset over and over. FIRASS: I'll show him who's a man, and who's not. SHIRA: All right, sit down mami, sit down. All is well. ADELE: What's going on with you, my life, what? Are you brainwashed? ADELE: Listen, Shira, listen, mami, you're right. SHIRA: What? ADELE: I'm sorry for you. SHIRA: Even Adele tells me you did not touch him. Adele comes and tells me, I'm sorry for you. She tells me. ADELE: I'm afraid of things like that. C-ADELE: He is sometimes too irritated with the game, such an ecstasy of madness, that it has already become excessive. I'm really broken already. As if my tears just came out, came out, I could not. ADELE: Disgusting. TOM: I apologize to you, bro. You're older than me, I'm sorry, bro. I'm really sorry, I'm not like that. I'm sorry if I touched you in any way, I really did not mean, I was in a frenzy of the mission, I did not see with my eyes. I've never tried to hurt, I've never raised a hand on a girl, that's the last thing I do. You're a man, man, you really are a man, you're fine with me from the beginning and so are you. And I'm most sorry in the world for the way I behaved. OK dude? Come on, give me a man's hug. Come on. Thanks sweetie. HEN: What happened here now? SHIRA: Tom and Firass were almost beaten. TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE FIRASS?: He pushed her to the floor. SHIRA?: Another blow. ALON A.?: Boy oh boy. ALON A.: I had to hold myself back not to hit him myself, you do not understand. Leave, don't think about it now, Firass. See you are not here, so leave it. FIRASS: Yes. ALON A.: So leave, let go. C-FIRASS: We have a very, very pure relationship with Hen and Alon. We love each other very much, and it was very difficult for me... C-SHIRA: To face them. C-FIRASS: To face them. SHIRA: Hen is out. HEN: Alon, be careful if you're not sitting. ADELE: What’s inscribed for you? TOM: Ai Ski Ski. TOM: What a victory in the teeth, in God, what a victory in the teeth. TOM: What a zero I am, why should I talk to him at all ... he pushed me, he pushes me and he... ADELE: He's fucked, he's thinking, he's talking ... TOM: And he and she talk to me all the time not nicely. What did I do, tell me? ADELE: Ugh. Do you forget that he is an Arab person? What are you even starting to talk about him not nicely, what, what? TOM: What does it have to do with it? What, he's not a human being? ADELE: What is the connection? What are you talking about? What are you getting into? It's a game. TOM: I spoke to him not nicely? ADELE: And what are you pushing her to the floor? TOM: Who? ADELE: This is a girl. If he'd pushed me to the floor, wouldn't you have stepped on him? TOM: Who pushed her to the floor? ADELE: Mami, you pushed her to the floor. TOM: We fought for the chair. What did you want me to do there again? I do not understand you. TOM: Tell me, what are you up to? ADELE: Yes. TOM: Say thank you for fighting for both of us, say thank you for making me feel sorry for this mission. ADELE: You said you would not speak. TOM: As crazy about a mission, as mentally ill I fight with this Goliath, obviously there could be a Krav Maga because we both wanted to grab the chair. ADELE: I'm not listening to you. TOM; Well, leave, I do not want to talk to you. ADELE: Good. TOM: Come home, be ashamed of yourself. ADELE: Fine. TOM: If I stay with you at all when we get home. ADELE: Fine. TOM: After the competition I take legs and it seems to me I’m leaving you. ADELE: Okay. TOM: Go to someone else. Does not stand behind her friend. TOM: Do not want to talk to you a word now. SHIRA: Come on, mami, come on, come on, mami, come on. HEN: Alon sit, sit! SHIRA: Mami, come on. SHIRA: Alon’s out. FIRASS: Alon’s out, yes. C-SHIRA: There was a bad feeling no matter who won. C-FIRASS: Yes. C-SHIRA: If I won I feel bad that I turned them off, and if they won, I'm sure they would feel bad that they were holding us back. ALON A.: Bye, honey. FIRASS AND SHIRA, CURRENTLY IN FIFTH PLACE FIRASS AND SHIRA: Thanks. SHIRA: You must take a taxi to the next destination according to your hint. FIRASS: But where are we going? SHIRA: What hint? FIRASS: Where’s the hint? C-TOM: A very, very difficult situation has arisen between us as well. C-ADELE: And unpleasant. C-TOM: We were already upset with each other. TOM: Here, here, here, it’s okay. Come on, come on, here's the flags, come on. C-TOM: Even if she's the most determined in the world and even if she's a winner, those words she says are offensive words, she has to show me that she's like me, that she's in my madness, because we came to the competition that she's kind of mad. TOM: You must wait for the opening time and register at the entrance to the site. Idan and Moti have already registered. ADELE: What, we’re second, mami. TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE, DEPARTING AT 7.40 AM Skip OSNAT: We came, we arrived! Hoppa, hop, hop, hop! OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN SEVENTH PLACE Skip C-CARMIT: The older woman there was standing with a rolling pin. I do not know why a rolling pin. C-OSNAT: We did not understand why a rolling pin. C-CARMIT: We did not understand…maybe she wanted to make jachnun, or, I know, kubanehs, do not know what she wanted to do there. CARMIT: Took it with her, instead of leaving it at home. Skip C-OSNAT: When I see a band and music, it does not matter what music, in what language, straight my arms and legs start to move and I start to rave. ALON A.: No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Well, what is this? OSNAT: How you’re handsome, baby. HEN: Buena, there are more studs in Israel, what's going on with you? OSNAT: Just regret, I convinced them to give up on me. ????: What did you do? CARMIT: The chair is broken! OSNAT Do you want to kill me before the wedding? Before the wedding do you want to kill me? HEN: What is this??? Skip OSNAT: Thank you, do not hit me. OSNAT: Bye bye. Wedding? Come on, come on. C-OSNAT: I got up next to the band and started dancing and shook them, and we went crazy there the locals. C-OSNAT: After this race, it seems to me, the whole world will come to Israel, to be hosted by Carmit and Ossie. We invite everyone we see to Israel. HEN: Mami, do not despair. All is well. ALON A.: Do not despair at all. C-ALON A.: It's not the zodiac that defeated us, it's the Bosnians that defeated us. ALON A.: Let's wait for the two blondes now, we'll rot here for another two hours while everyone's progressing. OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN SIXTH PLACE OSNAT: To life. CARMIT: To life here. OSNAT: Next year at your wedding, inshallah. OSNAT: Do you open with coffee? Yes? C-OSNAT: When we drank the coffee to the end I saw a red bar in the barrage. So I licked the whole cup and really saw that ... there are subtitles for the barrage. ALON H.: Here, Akiva also does not find it. AKIVA: You're not doing anything, you're watching. ANAELLE: I'm trying to understand. OSNAT: Alon, come here a second! OSNAT: This is our hint. ALON H.: Here, the hint in the cup. OREN: Ossie, thanks! Skip C-OREN: At the bottom of the glass was written the next destination, and then on this thing we spent about forty minutes. Skip C-ALON H.: That it's annoying because we came out in first place, and in a second, tic, you're in fourth place, for such nonsense, for thinking, an Olympic Museum... C-OREN: Yes, yes… C-ALON H.: I know where we got there. Be healthy for me. Skip OSNAT: What? In the life of your mother do you want me to tear you up today? CARMIT: Come on, come on, come on, go, go. Go. AKIVA: It's inside the cup probably, it's inside the coffee. ANAELLE: Here you have the hint here. AKIVA: Yes.