Problem facing the caller Name Comedian or other person of note Alternative suggestions 1 Boiler has confounded 6 engineers; wants to tell a friend he fancies her Anonymous, Ross Podcast devotee 2 Playing the field but then met woman of his dreams Anonymous 3 Tips on ideas for celebrating birthday Les Producer Vin 4 Boyfriend won't get off his phone Sara Sara Pascoe 5 Boyfriend adds -iddington to every word Isabel from Crystal Palace Isy Suttie 6 4 weddings of girlfriend's friends to go to Anonymous 7 8 Flatmate draws a line on milk to mark how much she's used James 9 10 Girlfriend loves to sing but is tone-deaf Anonymous from Watford 11 Tinder date was very smelly Steph 12 Dolls house in bedroom putting off prospective girlfriends Jonny from Holloway 13 Just drank some wood Tom Tom Parry 14 Boyfriend eats like a disgusting pig, like a monster Steve Josie Long 15 Girlfriend's dad is trying to muscle in on the relationship Anonymous Matthew Crosby 16 Boyfriend's family speak in their other language in front of her Anonymous 17 Told girlfriend he was an actor who had been in Bend It Like Beckham Anonymous Benjamin Partridge 18 Feels excluded by World Cup mania every 4 years Chris Chris Neill 19 Name is Paul Daniels Paul Daniels Producer Vin 20 Barista in NY branch of Starbucks has a crush on her George-Ann from Antigua 21 No replies to cards sent to new neighbours Gareth from west London 22 How to subtly get broadband password off posh neighbours Dan Lloyd Langford (unconfirmed) 23 Wife's uncle is wearing a revealing kimono Anonymous Mike Wozniak Miles Jupp 24 Girlfriend gave him 15 harrowing brownies for 3 year anniversary Henry Henry Paker 25 Flatmates are too quiet and he doesn't know if they're there Anonymous Gareth Richards 26 Got a moustache, but loath to shave it off Mike Mike Bubbins 27 Girlfriend never puts lids on anything Clint 28 Wants to ask out one estate agent after being turned down by other Damian Daniel Kitson 29 Keeps breaking into people's houses by accident Matt Matt Rees 30 People think she's posh or rich because of her accent Saskia Sara Pascoe 31 Needs a fancy dress suggestion based on song title Jess Podcast devotee 32 Dad basically sort of lifts women Fin from Finsbury Park Fin Taylor 33 Met a guy in Carpetworld who's a liar Julie Jo Williams 34 Hairdresser being too friendly Grant Carl Donnelly 35 Greatest hits 36 Smelly regulars in his bookshop Chris Chris Chopping 37 Adopted Robins-isms after listening to 3 podcasts a day on commute Sam Podcast devotee 38 39 Wife hasn't been parking properly Paul Romesh Ranganathan 40 Told 6-year old godson she's the boss of London Anonymous Angela Barnes 41 Trying to put up some coathooks but they keep falling out Ben Ben Clarke 42 Girlfriend doesn't know any countries and is bad at quizzing Leroy Ivo Graham 43 44 Guy who lives on same street rides bike on pavement Tim Lloyd Langford 45 Keeps having dreams that come true Jo Lucy Beaumont 46 Christmas compilation 47 Cat doesn't like her Mrs Jones Cariad Lloyd Nesta James 48 49 Just really hates his name Cornelius Cornelius Mendez (producer on Jon Holmes show) 50 Thermal underwear model whose dog looks embarrassed in photos Mikey Michael Legge 51 Becoming addicted to canned foods Frank from Hoxton Phil Wang 52 53 Meets woman at museum once a year Stephen with a ph Tom Wrigglesworth 54 Friend and said friend's girlfriend stole his Gizmo toy Jordan Jordan Brookes 55 Forced to share a bed with friends on trip to Prague Anonymous 56 57 58 Lives in house where Michael Bond wrote Paddington books Tom from west London 59 Surfeit of meat Bill from Deptford Tim Key 60 Chipped reindeer skull Bill from Lewes Tim Key 61 Camouflage printer Bill from down south Tim Key 62 On witness protection programme, needs to choose a new name Anonymous Nish Kumar 63 Classmate from school has joined body pump class Anonymous Holly Walsh 64 What to wear in the summer without looking like a complete doofus James 65 Burning bridges with pharmacists Anonymous Rhys James Josh bonus Wants to use takeaway coffee cup when drinking in Alec in Sudbury 66 Very bad at describing things, and has lost his dog Anonymous Mat Ewins 67 People keep calling her Sharon Sian Sian Harries 68 Wife got him the last pokemon for his 30th birthday Steffan Steffan Alun 69 People shout abuse whenever he's driving his "good red one" convertible David 70 Every song she puts on brings down the mood at parties Anonymous 71 Parents want to stay on at hotel after their wedding Chris Chris Martin 72 Can't not lie Alan Alex Horne 73 Went to a new hairdresser, will old one know? Pat Nathaniel Metcalfe 74 75 Parents are stealing his rum Liam Podcast devotee 76 Has an accent crisis Naomi 77 Laid into friend's ex and then they got engaged Pete from Wantage 78 79 Can't find fresh avocadoes for his restaurant (Pink Courgette in Bristol) Benedict George Egg 80 Friends are really boring Anonymous 81 Not yet been flatulent with his girlfriend Anonymous 82 Can't collapse his ironing board Chris Chris Stokes 83 Whether or not to put shelves on wallpapered alcove Sylvan Mark Olver 84 85 New female flatmate whose perfume wakes him up in the morning Clive Lloyd Langford 86 87 Has an unreliable driving instructor Vivian The lovely Robin (John’s friend) 88 Downstairs neighbour partial to jazz cigarettes/billy biftas/doobsticks Jasmine 89 90 Keeps smashing eggs Gjohn John Kearns https://twitter.com/johnsfurcoat/status/737787858577203201 91 92 Follow up from Gjohn Gjohn John Kearns https://twitter.com/johnsfurcoat/status/737787858577203201 Ricky show 93 94 95 96 Sister laughed at him for buying a CD Alastair 97 Greatest hits volume III 98 99 Girlfriend is too noisy when getting up early Anonymous 100 101 Got a really big bum, and wants to be friends with Amanda Holden Jamie Jamie Demetriou 102 Agreed to be cornerman at charity boxing event Tom Tom Wrigglesworth 103 Boyfriend won't shave his beard Harriet Harriet Kemsley 104 105 Mum keeps calling his girlfriend by his ex's name Anonymous Michael (podcast devotee) 106 107 Catflap or widescreen Bill Walker Tim Key 108 Moved to Wales, not sure which rugby team to support Christian 109 Half-Welsh but not sure how to be proud of it Anonymous Tom Parry 110 As soon as taps are clean they get limescale again Geoff Todd from Bromley Tom Allen 111 Can't remember the book she suggested for book group Jill Suzi Ruffell 112 Wife doesn't allow him to eat cute animals Rupert Podcast devotee John solo Kebab risotto, threeway run, or this flipping sofa Bill Walker from little old London Tim Key 113 Agreed to go travelling with annoying friend he hadn't seen in 2.5 years Joe John solo 114 Wife won't keep the work surface clear Anonymous 115 Pigeon divebombed into her face and feathers went into her mouth Nancy Podcast devotee 116 Worried about losing deposit after swapping back door with neighbour Freya Freya Parker 117 Niece ate all the chocolate off her Magnum Celeste Celeste Dring 118 Boyfriend having affair with ghost who has left ectoplasm in bathroom Holly Natasia Demetriou 119 120 John solo 122 123 Boyfriend supports Wales and keeps going back to France Isy Isy Suttie 124 125 Going out with girl from work who doesn't drink, and has a phobia of eating with others Anonymous 126 127 128 264 Concerned about whether a £30 B&Q voucher is an appropriate Mother's Day gift Pedro from Moss Side Producer Dave Ricky Wilson
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