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Transcript of Bigfoot DNA. Incredible proof Sasquatch exists -Todd Standings episode on his current “standing” and DNA results © Todd Standing from 28 Apr 2019 Educational copy provided for personal use only, may not be reproduced or sold without permission of Todd Standing Inc. Transcript may also be found at: https://www.reddit.com/r/bigfoot/comments/huz671/todd _standing_on_his_current_situation_and_a/ 1|Page A few notes on this transcript: Todd offers where his DNA testing and court case stand. I am not going to offer analysis here, but to say, he does ramble, change thoughts mid sentence, and prevaricates. You be the judge and please share what your thoughts are. Transcript: (Transcribed by Reddit user u/whorton59) Todd Standings VIDEO, BIGFOOT DNA, INCREDIBLE PROOF SASQUATCH EXIST! 27 APR 2019 @ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba65LDOcz04&feature=youtu.be A few notes about the transcription. It took several hours to accomplish, as Todd Standing speaks informally, with few actual sentence breaks. He speaks with many run on sentences, and constantly redirects his thoughts mid-sentence. The "Ah's and "Ahm's" are his speaking style and are not recounted to make him look foolish, but to honestly characterize his speaking style. All names have been verified where possible. Places, titles, and individuals are generally shown in BOLD text. Some of Todd's physical gestures while speaking has been noted in the text. A timeline of the statement with the actual time in the video is noted proceeding each passage, and paragraph breaks are not natural, so they are made at more or less logical inflections. Good luck following him. He self contradicts himself in many places. Of course, any errors or omissions are mine alone. (sic)= "thus", "just as"; in full: sic erat scriptum, "thus was it written" 2|Page …………………...............................................TRANSCRIPT BEGINS......................................................................... 0:00 "Good day, Todd Standing here, I've got a very exciting show today, I do a lot of boots on the ground stuff and that's what I'm known for. I'm also a bit of a geek, I started doing DNA and I have this whole court case going on, so we're going to talk about that in great detail today, Sasquatch DNA and how significant the DNA that I was able to gather and what I was on the news like five years ago, and we're going to talk about the court cases and legal stuff about Sasquatch and how we're going to prove the species exists and kick some ASS and all the options we have right now, so let's get into it. Let's do this, Let's talk about this. 0:30 footage of ATV on muddy road, with overlay: FEW HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH 0:35 Film of ostensible creature on mountain side among trees 0:38 Cover of DISCOVERING BIGFOOT 0:40 Voice over, "I've taken out dozens of wildlife officers, Ph'ds. and had them live interact with Sasquatch on multiple occasions" 0:43 Footage of speeding ATV with Jeff Meldrum, blond chick and two unknown men Voice over continues, 0:46, "Trained in the art of tracking by Cree nations elder, and a military sniper my skill sets include Camouflage techniques using the terrain and its features to mask ground movement, counter surveillance, survival, evasion and escape techniques." 1:00 "Thanks for tuning in so much everybody, Ah, I'm going to be reading off my computer because this is a DNA presentation, I did, Oh my God, so many years ago. And ah, so, I, I presented this in front of the media, I was so excited about the DNA results that I got and I wanted to take you through, step by step because I am not a geneticist, Ah, I just Ah, Ah, I'm just 3|Page University of Alberta Biology student and ah you know, I, I was working with and being mentored by a geneticist, by ah, John Bindernagel Ph. D and other scientists that were helping me, because, (clears throat) In the field, I've led multiple Ph.D.’s at the time I wrote this, I lead 4 PhD's in the field and I immensely impressed them, You know, Jeff Meldrum and John Bindernagel too, went public and another primatologist and another Ph. D and I was just impressing the hell out of these people and they were really helping me out a lot, (Throngs of death cough in background) Getting me into, you know, the whole science end of it so we could prove the existence of this species scientifically, which is ultimately, you know the goal." 2:00 "I talk a lot about the ART of this discovery but the science is Very, very important to me, So, ah, ahm, So, I, I talk about how at that time, it's been 6 years I've been banging on the doors of Universities DNA labs all over North America, trying to get them to test my physical samples of DNA and PUBLICLY DISCLOSE THEM. " 2:20 "A UNIVERSITY OR TWO or three actually tested my genetic samples and one that came back as something they could not explain, they were not at all prepared to admit that there is a north American primate species and they refused to go Public and the reason for that is, at the time, I guess people thought that there was more probability that there was some kind of weird genetic genius and I was cooking up DNA in a crook pot or something. Which is totally ridiculous and asinine. And, especially when I, when I understood that the results as paleo DNA, This incredible company that is worldwide respected, very ah, highly touted, they have done stuff from Egypt, and ah, they have done mummy testing and they are just, very popular, they are very well respected University, they agreed to do the test for me, and ah, so, I'll go through all the steps that were involved in it. . . 3:12 "First of all Just in case you don't know it’s important, so in the tests, they did three human and three chimpanzee comparisons based on the sample that I gave them. And, as you should know, chimpanzees are about 1 percent off from human beings which is extremely important to note, extremely important, and, ah, I used the articles there is a Smithsonian national museum of natural history article called, 'Human evolutionary evidence' you should look it up. It's an 4|Page excellent article. I Looked up wiki under human evolutionary genetics and the comparisons for primates, which is a really good article and, ahm from Scientific America from August of 2014 that is entitled 'Tiny genetic differences between humans and other primates' You can look those up, they are on line and ah, I was also tutored by a PhD who wishes to remain anonymous going through the department of ecology and evolutionary biology from Princeton University, those were stepping stones I used to deduce this tremendous amount of information, I'll just go through a few Really important points on it." 4:13 "Again, the first thing to note is of course, remember, Chimpanzees, 1 percent out, and in case you don't know, ah, so, the genetics would be Orangutans (Gestures with hands) Gorillas, Chimpanzees, and then, human beings, that's the line, right? and we're not going to, I'm saying , like 5 percent out, a-approximately ah Gorillas are, you know, 2 per cent out, so, 98 percent, 95 percent and then you get the Chimpanzees that are 99 per cent human with the bonobos and human beings that are 100 per cent ah, homo sapiens, which is really important, so ah, (clears throat) I like this quote, I've been studying, you know genetics and the history of evolution and what not. and ah, (clears throat) I want to say this real quick, So, Charles Darwin in 1871, surmised that humans are evolutionary closer to the African Apes than any other species alive and recent sequencing of Gorilla, Chimpanzee and the Bonobo gene-mates (sp.) confirms that supposition . . ." 5:09 "So in 1871 Carl Darwin (sic) genius surmised that would be the closest living relatives to us, and the DNA we have got in the past decades, substantiated his claims (clears throat) with of course us finding out that of those primates (clears throat) 99 per cent ah, Chimpanzees the most and, and Orangutans are actually Orangutans are more like 4 per cent off, So, ah, I'm going to make a prediction based on what I know and what I've seen and even before the DNA, well, actually I cheated, I got the DNA first. I'm going to surmise that we are all homo sapiens species, Neanderthals, Homo floresiensis are going to have more in common with the Sasquatch because we all migrated out of Africa together, up into Europe, across the Bering straits, the First Nations and Native Americans were, and that is where the Sasquatch ended up, and I'm going to make the prediction that the Sasquatch are going to have more DNA similarities with us than 5|Page with the African primate. That's why I brought the Charles Darwin thing because I thought that was ah, totally brilliant and amazing, So here are the big results that paleo DNA had. . ." 6:16 ". . .And you have ‘ta understand too, what, what a geneticist will do is they will, they always want to throw up ah, its a tainted results, tainted results anything weird pops up. What they do with the genetic testing is, so they took the hair that I gave them that I actually got on an episode of Survirorman We pulled off he hair from a spot where apples had been taken by Sasquatch, where Survivorman filmed the head of a Sasquatch, We took, I had these ah, Survivorman himself called my DNA traps ingenious, I was using indigenous, ah plants that like ah, its called a beggars lice, is what we call in the field, It's a plant that sticks to you and I glued them to a tree, Really, so you couldn't see the glue and the Sasquatch came along and rubbed, (makes upward reaching motion) up against it and he ah, pieces of hair got stuck it and the hair ah that I gave was really weird, thick and looked really strange, ah, ah the geneticist, said the hair looked more like an eyelash but it was a big huge thick eyelash, just because Sasquatch they have hair, not fur and they are, since they have no layer of fur it's all a hair, just like us, their hairs have to be significantly thicker, and there were other things that I tested under a microscope that confirmed, I'm, this is really important test to me and I used Jeff Meldrum's, ah his methods of, of deducing Sasquatch hair, and this hair fell into all those parameters, so, so I sent it off and paid it out of my own pocket, however many thousands of dollars it was and ah, so, the test sample came back with the first three tests, again remember, it's a dropper, he's got a test, in his little thing and he takes that, there is 6 drops and he puts the in 6 different pieces and he seals them up and sends them off, so if 1 (one) is tainted, they are all tainted." 7:51 "If one is good they are all good, and funny, you'll go, OK, so it tested on the Homo sapiens 100 percent, I'm going to wear that test like a badge of honor and I'll tell you why, because ah, You should know, if we had a Neanderthal kicking around, where, I talked about the ah discovery of ah, a hobbit primate Homo floresiensis, floresiensis, is little tiny like, hobbit like primate and there is ah quite a few, ah differences that you can note, Just, just, exterior differences, phenotype differences that you can note in Homo floresiensis from human beings 6|Page and even though they are as different from us as the Sasquatch are, Homo floresiensis would test 100 per cent Homo sapiens, so its important to note that and Ahm, anyways, so, (clears throat) those came back, and I'm like O K, not great, doesn't do anything so, the first, is were going to go through this step by step, because, they're very important, they did a ton of research on this. The chimp comparison came back under the 12-S DNA as 99 percent, which is what a human being should do, Once again, though, I'm going to wear this like a badge of honor, substantiating that the test is untainted and perfect, I'm telling you this because I got on the phone with many genetics after, and it was very excited about the results cause 4 of them showed that they are untainted and four of them just (divergent movement with hands) just prove that this, this, you can't have a tainted sample and have four that are perfect because, the . . ." 9:16 (Grasps nose) ". . . next two results is where your mind starts getting blown, I guess I should also mention for the record too, that, there are if you look through the, the DNA, there are DNA sequences for Chimpanzees, that will test as much as 5 per cent out, These, these tests they use specific ahm, ahm, mitochondria and ah, universal DNA tests, all of them must test 1 per cent out, that is why they use these as universal tests because they have to be 1 per cent out so every other test should be 1 percent, 1 percent, 1 percent and that did not happen. So, what happened was, the second test that came back which is the 16-S sequence that is considered VERY significant test, ah by the late microbiologist and biophysicist Dr, Carl Woese, Due to the slow rates of evolution in this region, so its a very, very significant test, that's why they do the 16-S sequence, came back 95 per cent. And this is where the geneticist (makes phone symbol with right hand and holds to ear) on the phone almost hand up on me, and they go, that is impossible, nothing that is testing homo sapiens can test 5 per cent on a 16-S sequence, you can't do it, its not possible, no primate could do that. Not Orangutan, not Gorilla. . ." 10:33 ". . .no primate that exists in the world can test Homo sapiens and 1% out on Chimpanzee and then 5 % on 16-S, it's impossible, but they are still taking to me, they are still trying to convenience me of, ah, you know how crazy this is and how it is, and then they want to know about the final test. the third test and it's the human HV1 mitochondrial sequence. This is when they hang up the phone, it was an 85 Percent match 15 per cent out, this is where they go (Makes hanging up of old style phone motion) CLICK. Totally and completely impossible, the 5 percent 7|Page was bad enough. 15 percent out is completely and utterly totally impossible for any primate species of any kind, Gibbons go right into them, Ah everything all the way down the line the Macaque, all of them, none of them test 15 percent out. So, they hang up the phone on me and again, none were in those first 4 tests like a badge of honor. How is this possible, how can a primate species do this? I'm going to tell you what, again, what my theory is, is when you think about what a Sasquatch is, so if you took that bad ass tough awesome Survivorman, he is tough as nails. And if I put him naked in the wilderness and told him he could use no technology, no tools and threw him out in the middle of nowhere in the harshest, nastiest environment, he would not survive. I don't know how well he could do, but if you told him no technology, I think he would be dead in a month or two. I love the guy, but no technology, no survival skills, just try to survive raw, like a bear or a wolf does and the best of the best like survivor man, is going to die, fast. . . " 12:05 "If you take a Sasquatch and you throw him naked and you put him up in the harshest nastiest environment and you told him he can't use tools which he wouldn't want to use anyway, you can come back in 10 years and he is going to be fat and thriving and what that tells me is that they're a more advanced wilderness Primate, does that make sense? They can survive better, they have the body composition, the body hair, the power, the strength, all the acuities, and the intelligence to survive much better than we are, a more advanced Hominid, so now this is what is so significant about these tests, is that the showing is what I have talked about earlier. It goes (Hand movements illustrating continuum from subjects left to right) Chimpanzee, Human being, Sasquatch. There more, that is why they are testing, this is a human being, and this is a Sasquatch, of course they are testing 100 percent, because they're beyond us, they're an, so when you test them against the Chimpanzee's it's showing 5 percent out, they are showing more, because they are a more advanced, incredible amazing primate species, highly specialized to survive in winter conditions like really no primate species can. Human beings can survive there but we used to have technology, you throw us naked out there we're dead meat. and Gorillas and Chimpanzees survive in tropical climates or sub-tropical climates at best. They would never be able to survive in the continents of North America and the Sasquatch do that Very, very well. " 8|Page 13:21 "So, I'm also shocked and stunned by the 85 percent, Shocked and stunned by the 95 percent, because there is no reason for, but geneticists won't talk to me and the whole potential for somebody like myself to hoax, you know (shaking hands like bookends) I get some Chimpanzee DNA (shakes left hand) and I mix it with Human DNA (shakes right hand) and it ends up in the middle somewhere. That can be faked and hoaxed. what can't be faked and hoaxed is DNA over here, (Moves left hand to the right of the right hand) Cause, what am I going to mix it with and ah, I'm going to take unknown Primate DNA and mix it with human, it doesn't make any sense. Right? so, it's testing impossible, it is impossible, ah if you think Sasquatch isn't real for these DNA results to come back and you must understand how significant that is. Out of the 6 tests, and 33 percent of the tests, one third of the tests show completely impossible result. " 14:08 "And the reason for that is because it's Sasquatch they are this, this test taught me so much (Puts fist to mouth as if blowing a party favor) I'm so happy and proud and excited and, I went public with this. Geneticists wouldn't show up, geneticists wouldn't talk to me, I've been trying to get them to talk to me, even with the support of John Bindernagel and Jeff Meldrum and my other PhD colleagues, (Clears throat) nobody is testing my DNA, Even like, I'll, I'll name some names Todd Disotell was going to test it, going to test it, Get involved, I want to, ah, ah a full nuclear ah, genome analysis, which it's very expensive, very complicated, there are very few places that can do it, Todd Dissacult, Disotell could have done it and he got on like, Jeff Meldrum and John Bindernagel recommended me, they said, please test his DNA and Todd may have talked to somebody and said, that ah, you know said some bad stuff about me, which damages the research, somebody just lied and said crap, 'Prolly(sic)', you know ridiculous things that people say and so, he refused to do my DNA testing and he was in a show, you know million dollar Bigfoot or whatever and he, he was ah, alleging to test it, and I was you know, I thought he was going to have some balls, you know, some intestinal fortitude and he didn't and he chickened out and there are dozens of other Geneticists that have all chickened out, been little whiny chumps, and ah, cause this would really help us this full genome, and I know there is other genetic testing that has been done and it seems to be very legit. Ah, I've been convinced 9|Page by ah, ah medical doctor who got his masters in genetics that the other tests that have been done a couple of them have been fully they are in zoo bank, there legit and real, ahm, so, you know, I've, I just know what I have and what I've done and ah, I'd love to get more involved in that, cause ah, but ah, you know, I'm not a geneticist and this was a lot of hard work, a lot of studying. I do love the science of this, but it's not really my field, so, anyway, the genetic, isn't that amazing, and I just think that is so exciting, that, ah, I mean, for my life's work to have shown people Sasquatch, taken people out to see, Sasquatch, and then to have gathered the DNA, ah that is so significant, you know, it was hard work, it was paid for, it was fought, we bleed for it. . . " 16:06 "The Survivorman was there when we gathered the DNA and then he filmed the top of a Sas. . .I just think that all these things add up and it's so exciting to me, cause we've worked so hard, so many of us have worked so hard and bleed for this you know, and ah, new people coming out this year, we are gonna gather new DNA evidence and, ahm, if you want to come on an expedition, you want to get involved, you want to help the operation, we're really doing this people, it's, get excited, it's such, such a thrill for me to be on the threshold like this, because I'm better than I was 4 years ago, two years ago, last year, I'm growing, and evolving, and the cooperation grows and all these incredible brilliant minds are jumping on board and I'm so excited about making this discovery and moving forward, so make a donation, and go to my website discoveringbigfoot dot org or I'm on a patreon and if, there's just something you can do to help out, or if you know somebody, if you've seen a Sasquatch, anything you ‘an do to help out, we're really making this happen." 16:57 "I know people are passionate about the Gorillas, and saving the Gorillas and Chimpanzees, and that's wonderful and that is great, save the Dolphins, do that stuff, There's a lot of people that are specifically passionate about this discovery, about Bigfoot, and there is a lot of 'em. If we can get on board and we can cooperate as a team (clears throat) it matters, it matters so much, so Ahm, anyways, we'll get into the other section of this which I said I would talk about today, and that's the court case, where it's going, and what's happening with that right now and of course, this DNA and other DNA, but the Zoo bank DNA that I have 10 | P a g e been given, it's a big fat book. Ahm, all that comes into the court case but where are we going to go, how are we going to do it. We'll talk about that next. " 17:33 On screen image of Sasquatch apparently taken with telephoto lens and commentary: "If you have evidence or had an encounter email us at [email protected]" 17:40 "The court case, right ah, people had a good go at me that the media was ah, you know, good and responsive initially, and then ah, (Clears throat) After it got thrown out, allegedly as they call it, they, they wouldn't let it go into trial, ahm and, you know, there is a lot more going on than that, Ah, ah, there was just a lot of stuff happening, in the end, Ah, I was going to appeal it, cause the judge was really. . ., We had a good judge to start with, that I really wanted to work with and we got kicked over to another court room and I could just see the judges that we had, he just rolled his eyes, and like 'Bigfoot, really?' he was mad that the discussion of Sasquatch was a paranormal topic was in his courtroom, I could just see his eyes and he was very, unimpressed, he was ridiculous hard on my lawyer and he was, he just left ah, the ah, lawyers for Fish and Wildlife just chatter on about all their bogusness (sic) and ahm. . ." 18:31 ". . .but, anyways, it, it sucks that didn't get to go through, He just, and I, I ah think the judge was just ah, he was, he was using these excuses, I love these excuses, right, 'Shouldn't this be for politicians to decide? Yeah, a politician should be making this decision, the truth is Fish and Wildlife are not doing their job, people see Sasquatch, and they do nothing, so, ah, they are derelict in their duty. . ." 18:53 " . . .and I was going to prove the species was real. But ah, so, what has happening now is ahm, out of British Columbia. . ah, I'm not going to go back to British Columbia, most likely I'm going to have such great testimony and evidence and police officers and fishery officers and PhD's that are going to testify, it is amazing, but I gotta let BC go for now, the places to go now are. . ." 11 | P a g e 19:14 ". . .I got this incredible amazing stuff going on in Alberta, Oh my God! Just mind blowing "rik" I'm really going to make it happen there and then I've got Claudia Ackley in California who is just a juggernaut she's just fearless, this, this Titan of a little lady that just will not quit, She fights for this, she is doing all these amazing things, and I really want to go to California and then I have this huge, amazing all this stuff on the place of Washington State, Washington state is such hot HOT spot for Sasquatch, so, I'm trying kinda to make a decision and of course, finances and money are always ah, seem to be the number one thing, If you don't have the right tools you can't take your alternator out of your truck and I have to make sure it's all ultimately about the tools to make it work. . ." 19:55 ". . .and, so I have to make a decision of where to go, and what to do with that, so But ah, I have those three, potentials, and if you want ta go proceed with the court case, I would love to help you, If you're in Utah, if you're in New Jersey, if you're in Florida and you want to help pursue this then push it forward, you're passionate and you really care an you have a research site, the main thing we need is, when we win, cause if this goes to trial we are going to smoke, they can't *** of a prayer, DNA, eye witness testimony, I' mean this is a slam dunk, SLAM DUNK, as long as it gets to trial, that's the trick. Get the right Judge, get the right lawyer to put it to trial, but (Clears throat) the last thing we need to do, that is an essential is we have to be able to take Fish and Wildlife out in Florida, or in Utah, or in Montana and show them Sasquatch after, if you have to get repeatable, successful results of Sasquatch and I can defiantly do that in Alberta, British Columbia, ahm, (clears throat) Washington, we'll have, I would have said, I was in Washington for a week and Sasquatch came within 40 yards of me and we substantiated that and saw tons of evidence that was a week out there of these incredible amazing people, So, I was really impressed with that and in California, I got footage of a Sasquatch in California," 21:01 "Nice footage, not the best footage I've ever had, but went down there and Claudia Ackley's filmed them, I can't believe she's filmed them, I can't believe she's got footage of Sasquatch where she did but, I think that, that video footage she has is profoundly and real, so, (clears throat), that's the decisions we're going through right now. Making that process, I got a lot going on right, the research site, expeditioners coming out, all the things happening right 12 | P a g e now, but ah, we're just going to keep moving forward so here's a little segment from CTNews, a live interview I did, ahm, pertaining to the court case that was coming up (Coughs), ah enjoy that, thank you very much for listening and I'll see you Wednesday for live video or next week for our new Saturday video, Thank you very much for listening and ah, have a good one. " 21:34 Footage of Your Morning show: Announcer: "Happening this morning, a B.C. Man is taking the provincial government to court for damaging his credibility by not recognizing the existence of Sasquatch. For more than a decade, Todd Standing has hunted the legendary creature commonly referred to as Bigfoot and he believes he has enough evidence to back up his claims Todd Standing joins us now from Vancouver, Good Morning, Todd thanks for being here." 21:59 Todd: "Yeah, thanks for having me." Announcer: "Todd, I went on to your youtube ah- page, and you say you've got enough evidence to convince the court beyond the shadow of a doubt of the existence of Sasquatch, what exactly are you going to present to them?" 22:14 Todd: "Ah, well, what they are trying to do right now is the ah, ah, the people representing Fish and Wildlife are trying to get the case thrown out, They don't want this to go to court and they shouldn't because, ah, I'm going to overwhelm them with the evidence, I mean, what evidence don't I have, I have ah, Police officers, I have fishery officers, engineers, nurses, doctors, that have eye witnessed it, I've taken a PhD out in the field in my documentary, Discovering Bigfoot and showed him a Sasquatch, That's what I do, is I take people out as a tracker, I show them Sasquatch exists, we have every piece of evidence that , I mean, if this was a murder trial I would just annihilate it, so way beyond a reasonable doubt. The evidence is very clear and for the past decade, I've tried to get Fish and Wildlife to come out with me, showing them my video evidence, showing them what I can do and how this species survives and they have been denying it for 10 years, and ah, now I'm going to take them to court and prove that Sasquatch exists beyond a reasonable doubt and at that point they will have to come out with me and do an ecological survey and recognize the species." 13 | P a g e Announcer: "Ta, Todd, how did you get in the search for Bigfoot, ah, and why do you keep doing it?" 23:12 Todd: "Well, it's ah, I, I got involved to disprove the existence of the species and obviously I was completely wrong, I started ah, working with the first nations people, who obviously know this species exists, and they have been taught how ta, deal and interact with the species and Fish and Wildlife should be teaching people, and ah, you know, working with trackers, some of the best trackers the first nations people in North America, ah incredible and ah, the fact that why do I go for, it's a miracle, its the discovery of the millennium, when this, to understand a primate species has been in North America this whole time and we haven't been able to discover them, the reason for that is because they are trackers, because they are intelligent because they are an incredible species, so, what inspires me to move forward, the miracle that this species exists blows my mind and the fact that the news, CTV news and all the different news networks report on Sasquatch sightings from reputable people like the police officers, and the fishery officers and fish and wildlife never investigates it, how they can continue to do this ah, people that are very reputable and seeing this species, professors, PhD's, Survivorman have all investigated and found this is a very relevant topic and this species exists and we need to get this discovery process moving forward." 24:38 Announcer: "Well, Todd, I'd like to thank you for sharing your story with us this morning 14 | P a g e ERROR: syntaxerror OFFENDING COMMAND: --nostringval-- STACK: