Phonebrain Reece Coren February 21, 2024 hooooooly shit what fucking garbage. i cannot read this steaming pile of horse shit anymore. i’m going to put my head through the wall. everyone leave me alone. yesterday on September 7th, 2001 i was pulled kicking and screaming out of Mommy at Jeanes Hospital. today i am 22. and the hospital is now called Temple University Hospital – Jeanes Campus. tomorrow i will wake up and turn 80. my face will be shriveled. my skin will hang low. my could be’s decayed into should have’s and if’s. there will be no Gaza. there will be no stories. nobody will know what a Palestinian was. tan faces now white. whether from the horror or from the phosphorous, we do not know. the newly-winged children cannot fly. the hum of the drones fills the air instead. i do not know what tomorrow will look like. i just know that i don’t want to be around to find out. all i wanna be is El Chapo 1 all i wanna be is El Chapo 3 billion dollars — Jeff Bezos all i wanna be is El Chapo there are two types of Americans: the ones who want to have fun and the ones who want to be on TV. you either live to stand out or die to fit in. [Nick Mullen voice:] how about HOMOAB — instead of MOAB? the gayest bomb of all time 2 can you keep up? baby boy, make me lose my breath bring the noise, make me lose my breath. hit me hard, make me lose my — uh-uh. can you keep up? na na na, make me lose my breath. call my phone, make me lose my breath. stay at home, make me lose my breath. my uh! 3 Darko Miličić. Pistons. Chauncey Billups. Nuggets. AI. Georgetown. Alonzo Mourning. Heat. Tim Hardaway. Warriors. Matt Barnes. Sixers. KJ McDaniels. 14. Sam Darnold. Jets. Mark Sanchez. Eagles. Corey Clement. 30. Steph. Warriors again. Stak. Spurs. Timmy. Wake Forest. 3 Lose My Breath by Destiny's Child 2 Cum Town Episode 48 56:55 1 Chapo Trap House theme song Chris Paul. Oklahoma City Hornets. David West. 30 again. Magglio Ordóñez. Tigers. Miggy. 24. Kobe. Lakers. Smush Parker. 1. Bernie Parent. Flyers. Claude Giroux. 28. Adrian Peterson. Oklahoma. Buddy Hield. Kings. Marvin Bagley. Pistons. Darko Mil— ... controversial not commercial 4 Homer watching over you in TomLandry ’s fedora. haven’t been this efficient since i swapped the Wiggles in for Dora. fauna turn to flora. a cheater like Alex Cora. a train of acid rain hurricanes stain the sand in Bora Bora. lion without a roar left. Zion stung by a hornet. an apple core in a dresser drawer building his own boar’s nest. i don’t know why i never heard back from Ari. at least i got to talk to Meg again. i hope one day Liv responds. i wish i could’ve seen Katie again. and Maddie. and Nevaeh. i miss Mia. i ache for Elle. i wish i was old enough for Molly. i hope Tessa’s good. i never forgot about Gavyn. i still dream of Cristina and Rose and Harleigh. 4 Lifestylez Ov Da Poor & Dangerous by Big L 3:13 i have to pee. the Concord 1’s would go perfect with the Hurts jersey. but this is my last cart, and i probably should eat something. the old Panthers jersey would go sick with the navy dunks OOOO imagine a Mighty Ducks jersey with the purple ones SHEEEEEEEESH no. it wouldn’t look right. the purples don’t match.