Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 1 of 22 PLEASE NOTE: The ideas contained within this document are strictly for brainstorming and hypothetical purposes only and should not be considered an incitement to violence or treason. Destruction and war is not the goal – the goal is unity, repair, brotherhood, reform, and renewal. This is but a tiny fraction of the depth and detail of the full plan, but for anonymity's sake, I must refrain from sharing those details, for now. Radiohead - No Surprises The King: (TBD) Sammy Davis Jr. - I f I Ruled The World Background: This agenda is to be proposed to pentagon officials, and they then secretly spread this plan to their colleagues. Once enough secret military consensus has been achieved, the officials agree to soft coup (no death or violence is necessary) the Federal Government. They will then build a syndicate known as The Holy Paladins , (or Paladin for short) and implement the following reforms outside of Congress and the Constitution: Chapter List: The Plan Page 1-11 Political Philosophy Page 11-13 Biblical Scripture Page 13-14 Memes Page 15-17, 20, 22 EAS Info And Fixes Page 18-19 Music Page 21 A DIRECT DEMOCRACY APPROVAL PROCESS FOR THE FOLLOWING ACTIONS: We will have active military vote in a direct democracy, requiring a 2/3rds majority to approve of any decrees on the list, or added to the list in the future. This prevents the monarchy from enacting unpopular actions, while still being able to add to The Kings Moves. After their announcement, new decrees have a 1 week minimum delay before the vote, for discussion and debate. Here is the initial list of moves - The exact order of operations is up to you, but this is generally how I think things should go. 1 Force Elon to write twitter code necessary to pin my (or your) tweets to the top of everyone's twitter feeds for 24 hours after they are posted. This is in preparation for step 2a through 2e. Keep the action top secret before plan 2 begins. The code could take a week or two to write. 1a Plan step 2a through 2e. Step 2 is the hardest part of the coup. Keep this entire list secret. The exact levels of inter-military disclosure are up to you, you all seem very good at keeping secrets! (All of step 2 happens simultaneously) 2a This is where the fun begins. Troops are moved into place. I don't know how many you will need...there is a pretty good chance there won't be any gunfire or violence at all...just shouting, confusion, and disbelief. You might need as few as 100-300 troops per building. Bring air support for fun too, why not, haha. 2b All of the US military agencies post on twitter that the US government is now under the control of The Holy Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 2 of 22 Paladins and announce that the US is now an Absolute Christian Theocratic Monarchy. The King's Name Is: "To Be Determined". 2c Take over the federal reserve and US treasury by force, using the military. Get control of the coin purse of the US – the servers which manage bank accounts and transactions. Immediately prepare the simple code needed for step 3a. At this moment, the clock is ticking and the public is confused, scared, and angry. You will need a highly skilled programmer who is knowledgable with the system to take control of the monetary system ASAP. 2d Take over the congressional building and white house using the military. Tell them their services aren't needed anymore. Turn them into military occupied buildings. I guess this one might be optional and ceremonial. The takeover of the federal reserve and treasury are not though. 2e Tweet that The Bill of Rights remains in effect. The Constitution, however, is suspended until further notice. 3a Using the federal reserve, print $18,000 and put it into the bank account of everyone who earned over $1000 and under $90,000 in the year 2019. Call this action the "Inflationary Jubilee", and that it is intended to ease the financial burdens of the working class while reducing the total debt loads of society. In a tweet and/or EBS, make it clear that this action can occur again at any time without warning going forward. Tweet the total % the money supply has expanded, so businesses can easily adjust their prices. People on welfare (under the $1000 threshold) have been living a life of relaxation and privilege, so I don't think they deserve the $18K payment. I estimate that only 3 to 5 $18K burst deposits are needed/helpful, but don't tell the public that, it is more fun to keep them in the dark and waking up every day ecstatically checking their bank balance. 3b Start an EBS ensuring the public that everything is under control, and huge changes will be coming VERY RAPIDLY for the next 3-6 months. The first $18K should be sent out ASAP as assurance to let the public know that you are here to save them from debt slavery, and you are the good guys. I would also use this EBS to assure the public that the changes will neither be socialist or communist in nature, but they will be addressing chronic poverty. 3c Command everyone with this: If they support my actions, to show their support by rallying at their local city hall every Sunday at 3pm, with signs saying "CHRIST IS KING" and today's date to share online. These rallies will eventually be moved to the local sports stadiums and turned into organized meetings, education, and dialogue. 3c2 Tweet the command: "To show your support for the Paladin Revolution and the coup, fly your US flag upside down. We will have a new flag soon, but expect it to be sold out for a while." Building The Holy Paladin Constitution 3d Establish a military court system called "Paladin Court". It is meant to enforce these decrees, especially the switch to a partial worker ownership contract (see step 10) for businesses. Open a local physical branch in every Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 3 of 22 city with a population over 25,000. It could just be at a strip mall, it doesnt have to be fancy - We will have time for that later. 3e An important new King's Move I will mention because it is regarding the governance of The Holy Paladins, most notably the Paladin Courts. Paladins will elect a Paladin Hexarchy every other year. With the support of the Paladin Hexarchy , the King can over-rule ANY Paladin Court judgement. The Paladin Hexarchy stands as a check on The King's power. The King will also appoint his own "Royal Hexarchy" (step 5f) which doubles as his Royal Council. These two Hexarchies then can be used almost like two houses of Congress (One Elected, One Selected) in future additions/improvements to "The Holy Paladin Constitution". 3f Paladin Courts collapse the Penal Code down from 185,000 pages currently to a more managable and understandable 5-10 pages or so. Essentially we are "radically deregulating" the court-room itself. Here is an example of The Entire Penal Code of the Neo-cities: 3g The "Holy Paladin Constitutional Creative Bounty" (working title hah) is like the original creative bounty, but only submissions for the new Paladin Constitution are allowed. $3,600 per submission, and payouts are 10x higher as well - $3.6M for every idea added to the constitution. Changing The Holy Paladin Constitution requires a 5/6 th majority of the Paladin Direct Democracy, not merely a 2/3rds vote like with normal King's Moves. 3h The King can be overthrown by a 1/3 rd Paladin Direct Democracy vote, initiated by The Paladin Hexarchy at most once per year. Then, in 3 months a King (or Queen) election takes place. Only people who have served on The Royal Hexarchy or anyone whose ideas have been added to The Kings Moves or The Holy Paladin Constitution are allowed to run for King – This includes the King who was just overthrown, he is allowed to run again himself. Ranked choice voting must be used in the election. Only active duty Paladins vote, of course. Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 4 of 22 3i We will be establishing a "Social Credit Score" (Just kidding! For artists only!) Called the "Artistic Credit Score" , points are awarded for artistic / creative achievement by a newly appointed "Royal Artistic Council" and negative points and deductions are not allowed . This is done to effectively view and manage the artistic portfolios of all of the best artists in society. Artists in a digital database can then be sorted by 1) Artistic Score 2) Requested Salary 3) How busy they are 4) Portfolio Viewing and Style 5) Type of Art Specialization, etc. This allows for quick and effective hiring of artists for various projects in Neo-Cities and elsewhere. Talented and proven artists will then be valued as highly as engineers, chemists, and other prized professions. Back To The Plan: 4 Once you get this far, I will feel comfortable revealing myself by showing up at my local Paladin Court branch. 4a Begin construction of 60 "neo-cities" in strategic locations across the US. This will expand the housing supply by 8M, and release pressure on the housing market, dropping prices significantly. Neo-cities are profoundly futuristic and innovative, but I cannot give more details without compromising my identity. Construction should take 3-12 years and require the hiring and training of 360,000 laborers. A new city-state constitution has already been developed for these neo-cities and can be applied to existing cities. I cannot give more details on this due to privacy concerns, but just know the replacement constitution is done and amazing! 4a2 Designate 6 Neo-Cities as Socialist+LGBTQ friendly, and 6 cities as LGBTQ friendly. The socialists can collectively come up with a new socialist city-state constitution, and we can all watch the social experiment succeed or fail in real-time via social media (and Paladin media could report on it too). It will be CHAZ 2.0. The solution to political radicalism and cultural conflict is localization via city-states. 4b Quietly compile a huge list of federal departments to close and public sector employees to fire. This is in preparation for step #10a. Preferably over 50% of the federal workforce. The goal is to come out of this transformation with a balanced budget and 0% inflation. 4c Send this tweet - "Here is my second royal command – Every Tuesday and Thursday at 3pm, assemble at your local park. There, you will meet people, serve and eat food, sing songs, find a romantic partner, and enjoy activities of your own choosing. Build a community, let your children make friends, talk about the bright future ahead." 4d Take over the top 3 financial institutions (blackrock, vanguard, goldman sachs) using the military. Call this new banking institution "Paladin Capital". EBS/tweet that it will be financing the transformation of the United States and the total eradication of chronic poverty. 5a Cap the number of real estate you can own per person at 2. Auction the property of anyone who owns more than 2 properties (at the 5d meetings), with the least expensive being forcefully sold first. Corporations and non- citizens can no longer own real estate. All corporate and foreign owned property will be locally auctioned at the 5d meetings. Initially, there will be tons of property for auction, so be sure to give buyers at least 2-4 weeks to shop around after posting the list of available properties online. Use a silent-auction style arrangement, with a large table set up for each zip code. Limit 1 property purchase per person, and only people with a W-2 of $10K- $90K and zero properties can bid. Verify income and lack of ownership at a gate/entry point to the bidding area. Let everyone know that Paladin Capital will be financing all purchases at 1% interest, $0 down, $0 closing costs. The "properties per person" limit will be expanded to 3 after prices have collapsed and the working class has been able to acquire a home. This should be 12-24 months after the coup. 5a2 Data input / manipulation for step 5a will be very labor-intensive. There are 140M properties in the US, and the home ownership rate is 65%. If 25% of the remaining 35% is seized and auctioned at 5a meetings, then this would be up to 35M properties. If the paperwork to auction and change ownership on the database takes roughly Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 5 of 22 10 to 30 minutes per property, this would require 6M to 18M hours of labor. At 40 hours per week, this is 150,000 to 450,000 man-weeks of labor. Spreading this labor out over 6 months, and you would need to hire 6,250 to 18,750 people to do nothing but process paperwork and change property ownership on the database. Prepare accordingly. The 5a auctions should crash housing/real estate prices by at least 50%, hopefully to under $200K. 5c Offer 1% interest rate mortgages to the working poor (anyone earning $10K to $90K/year) using Paladin Capital. Also buy up all of the Neo-city construction bonds at 1% interest. Tell any rich people who try to withdraw their funds from Paladin Capital, that their funds are currently tied up in bonds and they will be paid 1% interest. A 1% interest rate mortgage of a $150K house is only $480/month. This is what is possible. 5d Send this tweet - "Here is my second royal command – Every Monday, at 3pm, assemble at your local sports stadium. Local Paladins will host a community meeting where people can propose and get funding for local innovative projects. Our society will now only be limited by the dreams and creativity of our best and brightest, instead of being limited by money and politics as it is now." 5e While I will reveal myself to the Paladins in step 4, I will remain completely anonymous to the public at large. This includes all podcast appearances, photographs, etc, where I will wear a V for Vendetta (or other) mask. This is done for several reasons... 1) It protects me from assassination, and MANY people will want me dead... 2) It allows me to walk through crowds maskless, without being noticed 3) Fame is a double-edged sword 4) Paladins (yes, even you!) can LARP as King by putting on a mask. This can include press events, diplomatic events, public events, parades, etc. Basically "The King" turns into the Mall Santa. Simultaneously everywhere and nowhere. 5) It is fun and hilarious! 5f I will be choosing my royal successors immediately, based on scientific merit and achievement, and/or creative merit and achievement. Perhaps a whole 6-person council of successors. All hand-picked based on merit. 6 The Paladins at this point should forcefully shut down operations of CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. They will probably all be screaming "CHRISTO-FASCISM IS DESTROYING THE COUNTRY!!! KILL THE PALADINS!!!" 24/7 anyway. Good riddance. Replace their broadcast with "To improve the mental and spiritual health of this nation, this "news" channel has been permanently shut down. Spend time with your family, call an old friend. Enjoy life." If these propaganda outlets are seriously toxic, its probably best to shut them down before step 6. Maybe at step 4. They don't add any value to society... in fact, they only make it significantly worse. 6a Tweet hilarious stuff. Make light of the situation. Tell everyone to sit back and "trust the plan". WHERE WE GO ONE, WE GO ALL – NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING. Post biblical scripture on twitter using official accounts. Be mysterious. Be silly. Keep everyone on their toes and keep them guessing. 6b Ban every single offensive, negative, hateful, tribal political pundit and newspaper from twitter, on both sides. Instead of saying "Account Suspended", have the message say "This individual had contributed to the demonic posession of society. Their voice is no longer needed nor helpful.". We have to greatly minimize and attempt to eliminate "partisan fighting", the constant battle and division and anger created by a two party democracy. That society doesn't exist anymore, and so that type of thinking serves no purpose and is actively harmful and destructive. Intellectual discussion of policy, statistics, sociology, and creativity is more than acceptable and is encouraged and rewarded. Everyone will be unbanned after 12 months. 6c Take over the servers of Reddit by force. Close all of the political subreddits, except /r/politics. There, we will only allow Paladin mods to post, and they will post happy uplifting messages of progress and unity. Reddit is reopened after 12 months, but the old corrupt mods are not returned. ---The limitations to 1A by step 6 through 6c are temporary and only intended to limit the constant destructive Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 6 of 22 hateful "narrative warfare", group/identity-based slander, and partisanship of modern political discourse. Now that we have a Monarchy (and Paladin direct democracy), there is no partisanship, there are no political parties, there are no traditional elections. This type of speech therefore has no value (and in my opinion rarely ever did to begin with). The 12 month 1A restriction will calm the national conversation during the rapid transformation, after which the perpetually hysterical political pundit class can return to their keyboards and phones. 6d After taking over the 24 hour news stations in step 6, hire some studio staff to broadcast uplifting Christian music, educational content, spiritual content, and even host open Paladin discussions with the Paladins who are occupying the buildings. The NYPD will hopefully be supportive and understanding of the occupation and takeover. They will have to be made aware of parts of "The Kings Moves". 6e In cities where homelessness is a problem, eminent domain parking lots or other empty land for encampments. Have Paladins mass produce tiny houses for $2K each, with one communal kitchen/shower per plot of land. Add a bus stop, and have the homeless find employment and earn their $1000 so they can get the $18K burst deposit and 1% Paladin Capital mortgage. Promote 3 trustworthy homeless to deputies, to make sure their encampment stays safe and opiate-free. Cannabis is fine. If 500,000 people are homeless in the US, solving homelessness only costs $1B. These homeless encampments can be used for decades into the future, for any lazy stubborn people who demand "free housing". 7 Eminent domain the most expensive hospital in every city, using the military. The pentagon now runs the hospital, and they use the partial worker contract of step 10. This new corporation is known as "Paladin Health". Hire lots of military men and women to run the hospital. Recieve on-the-job training from the existing staff as necessary. 7a If the labor market is destabilizing due to working class people quitting or moving to part time or taking a vacation...Tweet/EBS: "Those currently on welfare are encouraged to apply for a part time job to fill gaps in employment. If you earn over $1000, you are eligible to recieve the next burst of $18K deposits AND a 1% interest Paladin mortgage." This helps ensure there won't be any severe labor shortages. There might be some temporary instability, and wages will rapidly rise to get people back to work. Its fine. 7b I will tweet: "You have 3 weeks to form a singing quartet and perform at your local park gathering on X day. Record the live performance of 2 songs of your choice, and post them on twitter with the hashtag #RoyalQuartet. The top 18 groups will be awarded $18,000 each. Good luck and start those auditions ASAP! Of course, the winners will have a singing career ahead of them as well." 7c Pardon Julian Assange, Edward Snowden, Ross Ulbricht, and Donald Trump. 7d Tweet: "On X day at Y hour at Z location, I will be revealing to the world the true source of global warming...It is not CO2, it never was. You were lied to." EBS the meeting live, with all of the media there. Make a complete mockery of the media as they discover the truth in real time. 7e Since places like NYC were overlooked by the auctions of step 5a, Paladin will be eminent domaining every residential building with more than 4 units. The owner is compensated at $200 per sqft. The building is then converted to condominiums which existing tenants are optionally able to purchase from Paladin at $200 per sqft. $0 down $0 closing cost 1% Paladin Capital mortgages will be available for tenants. An 860 sqft apartment would cost $172,000 with a mortgage payment of $550. Tenants will then elect a "Building Executive" from the pool of tenants, to collect payments for building maintenance and repairs, as well as optional community actions, such as turning empty apartments into Paladin Centers (see 9e), or commerical businesses. 7f All residential buildings with more than 4 units will now be mixed-use zoning too...why not (!) Throw a day- Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 7 of 22 care or private school or bar or community center among the residential apartments. The "Building Executive" must approve of any commercial uses within their building. 8 Eminent Domain Clear Channel radio stations across the US. Create a music station called "Paladin Music". Broadcast on 101 FM (optional). Use these stations to distribute news, new music, promote local/talented artists, and local events/concerts, etc. Basically help move the culture away from corporate degeneracy. 8a Eminient Domain the land required for a high speed rail network between neo-cities and existing cities, and then buy the necessary train equipment and expert labor from China. Name the institution "Paladin Rail". You only have to eminent domain a 40-foot wide track of land. If it cuts someone's existing farm in half, just throw some money at them. 8b Secretly Warn Russia and China that you are defaulting on the national debt. The warning is to ensure good diplomatic relations going forward. Such a decision seems financially destabilizing, but it must be done. The interest on the nation debt recently exceeded $1T/year. Think of the national debt as the rich, pension funds, and corporate bankers constantly extracting wealth from the taxpayer. That is all it is. Just declare bankruptcy and be done with it. 8c Start an automated digitally enabled car-share service called "Paladin Auto". Finance the purchase of a fleet (perhaps 10 cars per 1000 people) using Paladin Capital. This not only makes automobile access much cheaper, but it also greatly improves parking issues in cities by taking cars off of the roads by increasing fleet efficiency. 8d Have the Paladin Direct Democracy vote on establishing a maximum family size. This must be done for overpopulation purposes (sorry!), we do unfortunately live on a finite planet, and are limited mostly by farmland. With technological breakthroughs, maybe we can someday lift this limit temporarily... Anyway, Paladins will vote on making the maximum family size either 3, 4, or 5 children. The option with the most votes wins. Fathers will be forced to have a vasectomy when the maximum family size is reached. I don't know why proposals like this make so many people so angry, but facts don't care about your feelings. Also, people will now want to breed like rabbits so their family can collectively own more property due to the new 5a policy. Endless human greed is sadly an ever-present reality and problem governments have to struggle with. Deal with it. 9 Establish TV channel 6 in every city. Start a station called "Paladin Media" with the mission statement of educating the public on this new society and the changes being made. 9a Tell each of the public gatherings from 4c to elect a "Park Architect" on X day. This person now has the authority to delegate the construction of buildings and art pieces and general forms of entertainment for their given park. The Park Architect chooses local creative talent who have shown their skills at 4c park gatherings to beautify the park and make it unique. They can also build paths, benches, tree houses, hammock areas, fire pits, flower gardens, ponds, and whatever they can dream up, really. Each feature or project is then seperately voted on by a Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 8 of 22 direct democracy at Thursdays at 6pm, requiring a 2/3rds approval. Paladin Capital will gladly fund these projects after plans are submitted by the Park Architect and funding estimates are made. The top 60 most creative and beautiful designs will win cash awards, once again paid by Paladin Capital, paid to the designers and builders of the designs. Career opportunities with the Paladins are also available to these prize winners, since this is now a meritocracy after all. 9b We hold a contest to beautify the Paladin Courts across the US. Any citizen can participate at their local court. The most creative and inviting and uplifting Paladin Court decor wins cash prizes and a career in further beautification projects (notably at neo-cities and elsewhere). 1 st place gets $360K, 2 nd gets $300K, 3 rd gets $240K, 4 th gets $180K, 5 th gets $120K, and 6 th through 12 th get $60K. 9c Tweet/EBS: "Anyone who owns rural plots of land over 30 acres is encouraged to sell them to Paladin to be converted into solar farms. This new company is called "Paladin Solar", and will be constructing enough solar farms to generate up to 60% of the total US electric capacity. This will require roughly 1.2M acres of land and $500B. Apply for a career with Paladin Solar at your local Paladin Court." 9d Take over incompetent Distict Attorneys in progressive cities. Install a Paladin with legal experience who will convict and sentence criminals. 9e Tweet/EBS: "If you own an extra house, consider selling it to Paladin and having it converted to a "Paladin Center", a hyper-local community center and corner store. There, local neighbors will be encouraged to host parties, have gaming nights, babysitting, meals, or simply just hang out whenever. This will all be available within walking distance of their home. Every Paladin Center will be owned by Paladin (with property taxes and utilities paid by Paladin) and managed by the neighbors themselves. Ideally we want one Paladin Center per 150 US residents, so we seek to create 2M Paladin Centers. Reach out to us at your local Paladin Court." 9f Tweet: "On July 4 th , 2025, we will be awarding prizes to the most beautiful and creative Paladin Center houses. 1 st through 6 th place gets $6M...6 th to 36 th get $4M...36 th to 120 th get $2M...120 th to 360 th get $1M...360 th to 1200 th get $600,000...1200 th through 3600 th get $300,000!!! We will be awarding these prizes again every 5 years." The Paladin Centers already have their governance structure mapped out, but I can't give details due to anonymity's sake. It utilizes a contract devised for small Tribalist Governance, previously created for the neo- cities. These cities, despite having a population density 2-6x higher than Manhattan, contain private communes nested deep inside of their vast 3-dimensional steel structure. These neo-city communes vary in size anywhere between 3 people to 180 people (basically a village), and exist privately behind locked doors. You may think this sounds suffocating...but the neo-cities have 30 foot ceilings! 10 Make all corporations adopt a partial worker ownership contract. The actual percentages vary from industry to industry, but the default is 33% labor, 33% merit, 33% shareholder. Food service would be 60% labor, 20% merit, 20% shareholder. Tweet/EBS: "Employees will convene on X day in the main lobby, to establish the partial worker ownership contract, and elect a new CEO. There are more details regarding this contract but I cannot give details due to risking my identity. Paladin Courts will enforce this transition. Any corporate leadership refusing this Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 9 of 22 transition can be reported to the Paladin Courts. If found guilty, they are sentenced to 6 months jail. 10a Fire millions of public sector workers. Send out another $18,000 the day they are all fired to reduce the chances of revolts. 10b Send this tweet - "Here is my third royal command – each family germinates 24 fruit tree seeds of their choosing. If 50% of families comply, and 50% of the seeds are female, then 6 female fruit trees will be planted per family. They will produce enough fruit to supply 10% of total food demand, for free. No logistics necessary." 10c Two weeks after 8b, default on the national debt. $32 TRILLION to ZERO – instantly. 11 Using fresh economic/inflation/wage/budget figures... reformulate the income tax brackets. Perhaps something similar to what is shown below, but the actual numbers are hard to estimate. Abolish the payroll tax (if possible) $0 - $10K -30% $10K - $30K -20% $30K - $60K -10% $60K - $90K 0% $90K - $120K 10% $120K - $180K 20% $180K - $360K 30% $360K - $720K 40% $720K-$1.8M 50% $1.8M+ 60% 11a Replace social security and other welfare systems with a UBI that scales with age to support people into retirement. The UBI target should be ~30-50% of the average rent/mortgage (60-100% for couples) and scales up to cover all bills at 50+ years of age. Keep in mind these figures might increase by 50-100% or so due to inflation from the $18K burst deposits. These numbers are with the current USD value. The $3T Federal budget is after defaulting on the national debt and severely cutting budgets. Please remember this UBI replaces welfare and social security. We can keep medicare I guess. Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 10 of 22 11b In order to tap into the near-infinite creative potential of the public, we will be establishing a "Creative Bounty". The public comes up with new Kings Moves, or architecture, or entertainment, or business models...and submits them to their local Paladin Court location. Submissions will cost $360 to ensure serious submissions only (so we don't get mountains of low-effort spam). If the idea is chosen, the citizen in question is awarded $360,000. If we task the public to generate a specific idea, 1 st place gets $360K, 2 nd gets $240K, 3 rd gets $120K. 12 Ban hunting throughout the US, with the exception being the self-defense of your home, family, pets, or livestock from predators. Punishable by 1 year in prison. The goal is to have big families of happy deer who feel safe around humans, and to maximize wildlife in general. Why would we not want this? 13 Cut the pentagon budget by 60%, and get Russia and China to do the same simultaneously. Swords to plowshares. Biblical prophecy demands it. Also, we need to balance that budget, remember? Don't worry, by this time in the plan, the entire national economy will be completely different. Wages, housing, prices of goods, price of stocks...everything. Everything will be significantly improved, so even if you are laid off during these pentagon cuts, you will be able to survive on 24 hours a week or less. (The neo-cities specifically are so affordable that you can survive and even thrive working 2 days per week, because they have no cars or property taxes). 14 As part of this demilitarization treaty, Russia and China must also educate their entire population (for at least 3 months!) on the same foundational changes which Paladin has implemented in the United States. These changes weaken oligarchy and political power structures, and improve localization and liberty. Hopefully this creates a spirit of freedom in these cultures for decades to come. 14a Tweet that China is the #1 society on Earth, and congratulate them on their profound achievement. Declare that US and Russia are tied at #2. Form an alliance with both nations. This action is humble, mature, and necessary to maximize diplomatic relationships between all 3 superpowers. Remember: Swords to plowshares. Instead of having a constant arms race, perhaps the world can endure constant demilitarization by the largest superpowers simultaneously. Wouldn't this be a good thing??? 16 (Optional) With the permission of China and Russia - Annex Canada via a blitzkrieg war, starting with the total destruction of their airforce while they are still grounded. Call Justin Trudeau, and break the news to him. Force him to immediately surrender, or else his country will suffer a full-scale ground invasion. If all goes smoothly, he will surrender within an hour with a total of zero deaths on both sides. If he does not surrender, on Day 2, we will blow up their Parliament and Prime Minister's home, after they're given 60 minute warning to evacuate each. If he still doesn't surrender, on Day 3 we will give out the following command to Canadians: "Any Canadian who supports the US takeover of Canada, go on a general strike, and stop paying your mortgage and other bills. Protest at your local City Hall every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 3pm until Trudeau surrenders." 17 Make an offer to Mexico and Central America and the Carribean to assimilate into the new North American Empire. They will have to convert their bureaucracy and citizen's databases into ours. Team up with Mexican authorities to go to war with the Mexican cartels and make them surrender or be destroyed. This process could take 12 months. 17a Convert most US cities to the new city-state constitution outlined in letter 2 (in the added sheet to the envelope). Break up huge cities into sections of roughly 250,000...we never should have made 1M+ person cities...what a mistake that was. 18 Carry out reforms similar to The Kings Moves in both Canada and Central America. This may take another 12 Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 11 of 22 months (so we are well into 2026-2027 at this point). 19 Dissolve the North American Empire into the Holy North American Empire, which is a reboot of the Holy Roman Empire (a Federation of sovereign city-states). Paladin is the main military force for The Holy North American Empire, and at this point could cut income taxes and lower the UBI by maybe 30% and moving to a more long-term libertarian form of governing (assuming the Paladin direct democracy agrees). 19a Increase the number of properties each person can own from 2 to 3. 20 Build 120 more neo-cities. Or maybe 240 more neo-cities, if you include Canada and Central America. 21 Begin the ultimate battle against Entropy. Convert to 100% renewables for both grid and vehicle energy. 22 That might be it...I guess we could slowly assimilate South America too...and carve up the European Union between Russia and China... by the time these things are seriously discussed, it will already be 2030 or 2035, so I wouldn't worry about it for now. This conclues "The King's Moves". It should be more than clear to you by now that Congress has failed and is incapable of reform or fixing the problems this country faces. A soft military coup is the only way forward. You may say "But what about the US Constitution!?". But even the founders thought this country would require a revolution every 40 years. Well, it has been 250 years...and we haven't had one yet. But now is the time. This step by step plan will guide us along that path and minimize chaos while maximizing trust, especially among the ranks of the police and military whom it will be shared widely with. The chance of a leak is quite high, so distribute it accordingly, or maybe only release 1-2 steps in advance to select officers. You will have to play this by ear, based on levels of anger and distrust. Top trusted military officers should recieve the full plan to ensure loyalty and stability at the highest levels. Trump wanted a coup... but lets be honest, he just wasn't worthy of the crown. He wasn't creative enough. He wasn't insightful, he wasn't forward-thinking, he wasn't bold, he wasn't friendly, he was too partisan... He couldn't be trusted with the power!!! Well, you aren't trusting me – you are "TRUSTING THE PLAN" as Q says. The Holy Paladin Uniform / Armor The Holy Paladin Motto: Honor Over Profit Coup Coup For Loco Stuffs Page 12 of 22 Search for the keywords: "left, right, republican, democrat, trans, gender, white, black" Notice they aren't contained in the document, not once. This is the way forward. Unity. Policy. Populism. The King's Moves Philosophy Something you must understand...the purpose of political authority is to make and carry out good decisions. Well -truth be told- an individual requires no authority to make good decisions , he/she only requires creativity, intellect, and wisdom. Once excellent decisions have been made, the authority to carry them out can be acquired through (your) consent and understanding. The Constitution in actuality is a mere social construct, a severely limiting and suffocating social device which has been fully infiltrated by bad actors (Congress and both parties). The United States is desperately in need of an outsider, someone who has zero regard for lobbyists, party politics, the overton window, the reaction of the corporate media, the hostility of their Congressional colleagues, or the scorn of Washington DC. Good policy always collapses down to what is good for the average worker – because they are the default position. The 'average worker' is the role you end up in when you have no political or institutional or financial power. So, if policy were one day designed to make the average worker as comfortable as possible, then there would be no need for endless political, institutional, or financial privilege and the conflict which comes with it...because the worst case scenario is working 3 days per week and retiring at 50, living a life of relative comfort and ease. We call this political strategy: "Populism", and the corrupt evil Washington DC establishment hates it... The same establishment which derives and sustains its power using the US Constitution. The machine hates populism because navigating the machine is their whole life, their whole existence. They derive their meaning from growing and manipulating the machine for their own benefit. And truth be told, they gain endless pride and narcissism from their social superiority to the suffering working class - Nothing makes a privileged spoiled man happier than seeing the struggle and despair of a homeless man. This is the mindset, spirit, and lifestyle which must be destroyed, and it only can be destroyed through extra-constitutional means, through absolute monarchism. Populism can only be swiftly and decisively achieved through absolute monarchism. And absolute monarchism requires the consent of you, the military. "The Kings Moves" is designed to gain your consent. WHERE WE GO ONE, WE GO ALL. Christianity will morally guide us, and temper the power of the throne and The Holy Paladins. Also – the whole journey is one of eschatology, of manifesting the end of history. The 'neo-cities' are inspired by the New Jerusalem of Revelation. The Paladins are Holy Paladins, they do the will of God – DEUS VULT. The power of the monarch's decrees is derived through their righteousness. Righteousness - the quality of being morally right or justifiable. This concludes "The Kings Moves". Expect more creative ideas to appear as history unfolds. Understand this – You already have access to generative intelligence , they're called HUMANS. No AGI necessary, just embrace the gifted among you... But in order to do that, you must cast aside your misanthropy. Tough, I know! For 200 years, we have had Rule By Businessman, and things have gone sour. Now, it is time for Rule By Artists, by Magician. Must we wait 100 years and 25 presidential elections for our "sacred democracy" to discover and carry out these same policies and actions, if they ever do? Once the great struggle for 2024 is over, what will be done? What will be addressed? Can you summarize the campaign's messages so far? Is anyone talking about poverty at all, besides maybe Marianne Williamson? Does she have a bold decisive plan to address it? (No, she doesnt) If the best leadership that democracy can come up with is Trump vs Biden...then what good is it? Why not appoint a Monarch instead? Doesn't the military crave STRONG leadership? Leadership that desires PEACE? Haven't I already proven myself worthy with these two letters? What more is required of a leader, than to make creativ