RON SHAHAR: 11 Israeli teams went to the biggest TV game in the world. Tonight the couples will arrive at their first stop in the race, Budapest, Hungary, the Land of the Blue Danube, the Waltz and the Paprika. after the preview RON SHAHAR: (all of this,) On the way to the second finish line of the race. RON SHAHAR: The ten teams were launched from Ben Gurion Airport in the order in which they arrived at the end point in Israel. They fly a distance of 2,000 kilometers on two different flights to Budapest, the capital of Hungary. RON SHAHAR: The first flight lands with the top five couples on board: RON SHAHAR: Anaelle and Akiva. ANAELLE: My Shoshi, come on, come on. TOM: Come on, come on, Adele, come on, come on, it's the pious ones, come on, follow them. RON SHAHAR: Tom and Adele. TOM: Akiva, you are righteous you, in my mother, you are righteous. RON SHAHAR: Alon and Oren. OREN: Budapest! MOTI?: Come to me, come. PUNDAK: Here I come! RON SHAHAR: Pundak and Moti. HEN-ALON: Henchuk, are you with me? Come on, come on. RON SHAHAR: And Alon and Hen. ADELE: Here’s the clue. Clue, come here. HEN-ALON: Route Info. ANAELLE: You have to go to a restaurant. ALON: Located in the village of Pilisvörösvár. ROUTE INFO: HUNGARIAN RESTAURANT RON SHAHAR: The crews must now reach the village of Pilisvörösvár. The restaurant Shivabenstube, which specializes in serving the flagship dish of Hungarian cuisine, has a particularly spicy goulash soup. ANAELLE: To the village of Pilisvörösvár. TOM: Guys, you’d better not hold us back, we are with you to the end. ?????: Come on, come on. HEN-ALON: Hen, fly. ANAELLE: Good morning, Hungary. AKIVA: "May there be a desire before you, O Lord our God and the God of our fathers, that we may lead you to peace and guide you to peace." C-AKIVA: One should maintain modesty. Even if we came first, that does not mean we are now the best team. It means that things have worked out well for us, God willing. AKIVA: How excellent this map is. ANAELLE: Did you find the place? AKIVA: Yes, I found it. AKIVA: Here's the Danube, I told you. ANAELLE: Wow Shoshi, it’s stunning. Blessed be God, Hallelujah, what a cannon my husband is. C-ANAELLE: If Akiva was to be an object in this world, he would be a calculator. AKIVA: We are here, word of mouth. C-ANAELLE: As if not, in these things he is simply a genius, because he has methods and he also measured it with the tassel. AKIVA: And we have 6 kilometres left. C-ANAELLE: Genius financially at insane levels. So I, I just have to win the million, then Akiva will take care of it. ALON: We did not read all the pages to the end. OREN: We read, impossible, Alon, impossible, ALON: We really did not read them, we really did not read them. It's 11:30 now, okay? We were told to look all the time. Written here to read a task to the end, that's yesterday's lesson. C-ALON: We have decided that we are doing learning processes, it is important for us to try to get better from time to time. ALON: This is how it should be conducted, not in the hysteria of yesterday. OREN: Right. OREN: ?????? ALON: There's a tension, I want to kill someone but like that...shhh... TOM: Hungaria Hungaria HEN-ALON: You're clear they're driving after us and have no fucking idea where they're going, right? TOM: Imagine, he's making a scene for me, all of a sudden, at the last second, he's turning here. He makes me like this. C-ALON & HEN: We were sure Tom and Adele would stay in the country. C-HEN: So sure. C-ALON: But they came to Ron Shahar before us in Israel. How can it fucking be? TOM: Guys, no time, faster, faster. They brought us to Hungary, this is the place where they will answer that it is the hardest to get by. Neither you can know English nor a car with gears. ALON: He does not know a word of English and it seems to me he is detached from reality. ADELE: *struggling* Pilisvörösvár....Shivasbenstube... TOM: singing the syllables more or less MOTI: We need this place, Pilisvörösvár. LOCAL: You have to go over the Danube. MOTI: Thank you, my man! PUNDAK: Thank you very much. (unsubtitled) MOTI: You are the man! You are the man! Let’s go! MOTI: Come on, Pilisvörösvár. MOTI: Come here for a moment. Here, you love. Pilisvörösvár. Pilisvörösvár. LOCAL: There will be a sign. MOTI: Thank you, thank you. You are the man, you are the man. MOTI: Pilisvörösvár! MOTI: So what are you worth then? MOTI: This way? LOCAL: Yes. MOTI: Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are the man, you are the man. ADELE: Ya Allah, where have they brought us, to be healthy. Oh, right, you can get it in there, wow, that's smart, that's smart. TOM: He's not a sucker, well, do you not see? HEN: It’s Shivasbenstube, we need to get to... ADELE: No, no, no, tell him.. TOM?: Give me a moment to talk, give me a second to talk. HEN: This address, Pilisvörösvár. TOM: Quiet, mami, no one is as smart as someone with experience, quiet. ALON: Guys, give me a second to talk. Shivasbenstube is the name of the restaurant, this is the name of the place. C-TOM: We have a head, we are not suckers. I'm the brain... C-ADELE: The brain?! The brain?! HEN: We need three, right? ALON: Hen, listen, listen to me, we have to get this way, this way. ADELE: Look what he's taking... Tom, please return it. TOM: Pretty things. ADELE: Put it back. TOM: Playboy, what, let's see some nice things. C-ADELE: IQ is very high. C-TOM: What are you wondering about my IQ right now? C-ADELE: No, no, God forbid, you're very smart. C-TOM: Mami, do you know that in life what matters is the wisdom of life and not... IQ-shmIQ... need to get your feet wet. ALON: Hen, fly. TOM: Let them not run away from us, get in, get in, let them not run away from us. I have no idea what's going on here, my mom, come on. ADELE: I know what's going on already. TOM: Thanks to me, we'll say let's go after them. You, what would you tell me? No, let's lead, do, I would have brought you to Bulgaria if I had to bring you, not to Hungary. PUNDAK/MOTI: Pilisvörösvár, Pilisvörösvár. Dude, what a view, what a view. MOTI: What a view. MOTI: Dude, I'm horny on the levels that there are no such things. PUNDAK: Really? MOTI: A couple of days already. PUNDAK?: I'm not thinking of anything, you know? Do not think of anything. C-PUNDAK: Moti is a female sex psychologist, C-MOTI: I look at a woman and I perceive how she is going to think. So I advise him: "Do it like this", and it's always right. MOTI: I need your help. How are you? C-PUNDAK: Every step I take with girls I consult with him. MOTI: Have a nice day. Bye~ C-PUNDAK: Usually it works, to his credit. Here, I'm complimenting you, you see? C-MOTI: Obviously you will begrudge, because I have one thing I am good at, you are nothing, you are nada. MOTI: Here's the race, here's race, parking. We arrived, come on. AKIVA: Here, parking, take a right, right, right. ANAELLE: Right, right, right, right, what a cannon you are, Shoshi, you do not need to. PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE ANAELLE: You must eat- MOTI: Lunch with two hot bowls of goulash soup. ANAELLE: Hot and spicy. ROUTE INFO: SPICY HUNGARIAN GOULASH SOUP RON SHAHAR: The crews must now enter the Shivabenstube restaurant, which serves one of the spiciest soups in Hungary. In this soup there is a lot of paprika, a spice that the Hungarians do not move without. The degree of spiciness of the soup is usually marked with small peppers, one paprika with a low degree of spiciness and three paprika with a high degree of spiciness. The couples will have to feed each other in spoonfuls two full bowls of goulash soup in the grade of three paprika, the most spicy. And to soothe the pungency only one glass of water will be available for the both of them to share. Only after they finish eating the soup bowls will they get the next clue from the cook. MOTI: With appetite and satiety, have an appetite. PUNDAK: Good luck to us, come on. AKIVA: Hello, women get to know you. (????? Didn’t hear anything after the hello) MOTI: Cheers, drinks, drinks, chasers on me, chasers on me. You are the man, you are the king. C-PUNDAK: We arrived at the Hungarian restaurant, there sat some such papas with hats. MOTI: Is it good, tasty? Very goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MOTI: Buena, the Yemenites, will have it easy for them. Is there fenugreek? AKIVA: No, no, no. ANAELLE: Please, some mercy. No, no, no, no. No, it’s full! AKIVA: That’s it, it’s full. MOTI: It’s okay, it’s okaaaay! C-PUNDAK: Two mothers came and poured us a jar of soup. C-MOTI: They did not pour, they seemed to take, it's like you at home take a pot and pour it all into a bowl, that's what they did. MOTI: Mama will be appreciated, Mama Mama will be appreciated, Mama PUNDAK: You have to get to know each other. LOCAL: To your health. MOTI: To your health!...we’re going to die, to your health he tells me. (idiomatic, unsure) MOTI: Well, ready for that? PUNDAK: Wait, who's starting? MOTI: Get started, come on. Sabba. C-PUNDAK: We eat the spicy, need to feed each other with a spoon. Now spoon feeding is what I've been doing to Moti for about twenty years now, I’ve been spoon feeding it. MOTI: Okay, Idan, so? Hot, hot, is it hot? LOCALS TAUNT PUNDAK: Hot, wait a second, but not terribly spicy. As if passing. MOTI: Okay. PUNDAK: As if passing. MOTI: Take, come on, more, more, let's finish the bowl bowl. Dude, quick. MOTI: What, is it hard? PUNDAK: Bowl bowl your sister (my foot), it's starting to work, now it's starting to work. Bowl bowl, I know what you want. MOTI: Does anyone have this... Do you have lipgloss, lipgloss? PUNDAK: Second, take, take, come, come, come and taste. MOTI: A moment. PUNDAK: Wait a second, I want you to feel. MOTI: Dude, urgent, urgent. PUNDAK: Come on, what are you, a girl? AKIVA: "Blessed are you, O Lord, our God, the King of the world, that all things may be in his word." ANAELLE: Wai, wai, wai, wai, wai. PUNDAK: For the sake of the Rebbe! ANAELLE: Where’s the water? AKIVA: We only have one glass, do not drink. C-ANAELLE: From the first spoon it is hard, you feel the smoke coming out of your nose, from all the places you have, it just comes out of your ears already the smoke is coming out. ANAELLE: Shoshi, you are a cannon, there are no Ashkenazis like you in hysteria. AKIVA: I do not think I should welcome such a thing. MOTI: Buena, that's unbearable. C-MOTI: It is impossible to describe how much the spoon burned. MOTI: I can not. My head is on fire. C-ANAELLE: It's spicy, spicy, spicy, it's another word, spicy it's not found in.. C-AKIVA: It burns the mouth. C-ANAELLE: It burns. C-AKIVA: It burns your throat and after you swallow it also burns your digestive system. ANAELLE: Buena, you are a cannon, Shoshi, there are no Ashkenazis like you, you are the Sephardim of the Ashkenazim. C-AKIVA: It burns everything in its path. You're burning, you're burning. ANAELLE: Water, water! AKIVA: Open the windows. ANAELLE: Open the windows.... ADELE: What are all these trucks? TOM: Do not know, the trucks of the morning. ADELE: Mother. TOM: There's nothing I hate more than driving after trucks. TOM: What, he's trying to hold me back, to confuse me like, I do not understand? ADELE: Drive already, where is he now? TOM: This ride again, this ride again? Where can he be, the mouth, the life of...Where is he ?! ADELE: You see, we've lost them now. HEN: What fun that they are not behind us anymore. TOM: Take a good look. ADELE: Not seeing them. TOM: Where are they? Don’t see them? ADELE: No. TOM: Fuck. ADELE: Of course, “fuck”. C-TOM: It's hard for me, I, in my character it's hard for me not to be good, it's hard for me to come now, a couple will ask for help, it's hard for me not to help him. TOM: Wait, what happened? What? What's wrong with him? Let's come to Yehad, what? C-TOM: Because I always say answer I do not like to say about myself, to brag, but I am a good person, I would say say, if I were a policeman, the police would be bankrupt. TOM: What is he traveling so fast? ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE HEN: You must eat lunch now. ANAELLE: In his name will have mercy, in his name will have mercy, pray a lot. C-ALON: Going in there, I see Pundak and Moti and Akiva and Anaelle and I realized I was going to eat a pipe here. HEN: Alas for me. MOTI: Wait, take a bite. PUNDAK: Mama, put full if not I will come put more! MOTI: Full! Full! Full! C-PUNDAK: We have one very big problem, very pissed off about Alon, he's an average guy, bald. C-MOTI: Short. C-PUNDAK: Popeye, short. And his wife is a devastating model. MOTI AND LOCALS PROBABLY: Full! Full! Full! C-PUNDAK: So first of all, we are jealous, yes, we are jealous, unequivocally. C-MOTI: We sleep at night, many, hear each other's snoring and they do teaspoons with each other. C-HEN: I felt steam coming out of my ears, I felt that... C-ALON: Something. C-HEN: If I open my mouth I spit fire. ALON: Come on, Hen. HEN: Wait! C-HEN: I look at the quantity, I look at Alon and I want to say to him: Listen, Alon, I do not... I can not. ALON: Very good, doll, five, six. MOTI: Buena, she's eating... Look. ALON: My doll, I'm dying for you. PUNDAK?: Do not look at them. ALON: Doll, do not cry. C-HEN: I really wanted to get it out but I do not know how to vomit, do not know, I am a model who does not vomit. ANAELLE: Shoshi. Say: Ashkenazi cannon. Ashkenazi cannon, Ashkenazi cannon, Ashkenazi cannon, Ashkenazi cannon. ANAELLE: Ashkenazi cannon. TRANSLITERATOR’S NOTE: I think I’d better interject just in case context clues from this ep and the last aren’t enough. I don’t know the exact meaning, but cannon definitely means badass, kickass, well done something, powerful, something like that. Also, Alon’s scream is now in my top 10 favourite TAR soundbites ever. RON SHAHAR: The second flight lands in Budapest and contains: Osnat and Carmit. Firass and Shira. TAL: Come on, onwards, onwards. RON SHAHAR: Tal and Mor. TAL: Mor, are you with me? MOR: Yes, I'm here. TAL: Where are you? RON SHAHAR: Nitzan and Fifi. And Bar and Inna. INNA: Bar, come on. OSNAT: You have to go to a restaurant, TAL: Shivabenstube. SHIRA: Located in the village of Pilisvörösvár. TAL: Lonely Planet, come on, restaurants. Hotels, restaurants, what to eat, 68. Shivabenstube, it does not appear, Lonely Planet, do you understand? INNA: Barbie, I'm behind you. BAR?: HaMerotz LaMillion. INNA?: Great. BAR: We are in high morale today. So what if the vehicle is manual? And I'm afraid to have an accident today? Do not worry, we are all safe and sound. C-BAR: Me and Inna are two very strong girls, my and Inna's emotional intelligence is strong as well. INNA: Everything's fine and you're driving... BAR: My soul... INNA: Oh, great driving. BAR: Correct! INNA: We really want to be successful, we did not come here on the line of crowd favorability or blondes. BAR: Nor did we ever aspire. INNA: Vibes good. SHIRA: Listen, Mami, we were on board after five. FIRASS: Yes. SHIRA: That's already a bomb, okay? FIRASS: Okay. SHIRA: In terms of our delay. C-SHIRA: The race today is already outside our country, that no one has an advantage anymore. SHIRA: Hello, you know this place? C-SHIRA: Do not know the countries, no combos, no language, no people you know, nothing, the competition starts again in my rejection. FIRASS: Okay, okay. SHIRA: Thank you, thank you. (in Hungarian) OSNAT: Why did you come? To HaMerotz LaMillion. CARMIT: You see I'm trying. OSNAT: Beauty, strive. CARMIT: How hard it is for me I do. OSNAT: As much as possible. CARMIT: With contracted muscles. CARMIT: My pants fell off... OSNAT: Not bad, your chest will fall too. What does it matter what will happen to you? C-CARMIT: We're going to devour everything, we are not interested, Carmit and Ossie in the field, there is no tension, everything comes out. C-OSNAT: There is actually tension, if we are in the field, there is tension. OSNAT: My teeth will fall out, the main thing is I will take the million, then I will get implants. TAL: Shivabenstube. C-MOR: We look snobby, northern, spoiled. C-TAL: Antipathy. C-TAL: Antipathy. C-MOR: Not sociable. TAL: Do you speak Deutsch? Deutsch? C-TAL: Very come from a house like this, wow, I have everything and more. Not smiling, just what we are not. C-MOR: Yes, it's just the opposite. C-TAL: Exactly what we are not. MOR: We need to go to a village named Pilisvörösvár. TAL: Pilis, Pilis. MOR: How far is it? LOCAL: You have to drive on the highway, because I'm driving in that direction too. TAL: Yeah! Can we follow you? TAL: Thank you, thank you so much. LOCAL: Ok, no problem. TAL: Blonde blonde is a force, come on, after the blonde. Give gas, she has Dior glasses. MOR: Luckily she landed on us. TAL: Luck. MOR: What luck. LOCAL: This is a beautiful place. MOR: You are amazing, you are amazing. TAL: Thank you, thank you. MOR: No such thing, what luck. TAL: The second she paid with her gold wallet, the Dior glasses with the French- MOR: I'm sick of her. TAL: Perfect, perfect. MOR: Which way, in life we would not have succeeded alone. I wish, I wish, I wish we had compensation today for getting so tangled up yesterday, that we'll get tik tak and everyone else will get tangled up, I wish, I wish, I wish. TAL, interspliced in: Amen, amen. ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE ALON: You must eat lunch, and drink two bowls of hot soup. ALON/OREN: Open it for your brother. TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN FIFTH PLACE ADELE: Hot and spicy Hungarian goulash. HEN-ALON: Eight! Mami, do not stop, nearly the end, do not stop. TOM: No, no, no, no, what is this? LOCAL: Full! Full! Full! OREN-ALON: Thank you, very much. Quiet, quiet! LOCALS: Full! Full! OREN: Quiet! Quiet! Hummus with full! ALON: Oren, enough, that's it, concentrate, leave them, we're on a mission. OREN: How do you want to do that? ALON: You have to look past these guys. OREN: How do you want to do that? ALON: Let's sit facing each other, let's turn for a moment to be comfortable. C-ALON: I have a work plan, I have a neat schedule. How does Oren say? If the two-month meeting schedule is not closed, then he is stressed. I work on a tidy work plan, I hate putting out fires during work. OREN: Give it, what are you. ALON: You too, start feeding me. OREN: No, no, no, give me, give me. ALON: What is this, give me, give me. OREN: Do it like this and start bringing me here. OREN: I said without peppers. ALON: Okay, Oren, I'm not that. I said without, the king said without. OREN: Well, feed me. ALON: I will feed you, I will feed you soon. TOM: Crazy, come on, crazy, Arabs. ADELE: Ah, I cannot. TOM: Sorry, sorry. Slowly. ADELE: What is it, I'm allergic to spice, what now? C-TOM: Give a Russian Ashkenazi allergic to spicy to eat such a soup, a cool Moroccan who in the world can not even taste it. TOM: Come, come to me, come to Dad, come to Dad. ANAELLE: Come on, honey, you don't have to, you don't have to, you don't have to, you can. HEN-ALON: They are shooting at you! There's nothing like you, mami, nothing like you. Queen, queen. PUNDAK: Dude, it all cost me. MOTI: This is empty! Mama, we love you!!!! AKIVA: We’re done, mama. ANAELLE AND AKIVA: Almighty we love you... Almighty we love you... LOCAL: Mo-ti! Mo-ti! MOTI: I will call you! PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE AKIVA: You must travel to the farm. PUNDAK: Puss Laci. RON SHAHAR: The crews must now arrive at the Puss Laci farm, where they will be introduced to an animal that every Hungarian farmer raises in his backyard - the pig. ROUTE INFO: CATCH A PIG RON SHAHAR: Each staff member will in turn have to catch one slippery and fattened pig living in a particularly muddy breeding area. Only after they manage to transfer two elusive piglets to the care of the farm owner will he give them the next clue. RON SHAHAR: But first they will have to choose which of the teams will be forced to make a U-turn in this section of the race. MOTI: Come on, come on, closed, come on. C-PUNDAK: We got to a board where we had to decide which pair we wanted to delay using a U-Turn, which basically means that one of the pairs would have to do another task at the nearest Detour. MOTI?: We know who we want, we know who we want to put. AKIVA: Wow, wow, wow, wow. C-AKIVA: You need to know how to take care of yourself so that they do not put the U-Turn on you. Now, this U-Turn is admittedly not an official dismissal but it has a very high chance of getting it. ANAELLE: We are only at the beginning of the race and have no idea who is strong, who is weak. C?MOTI: The couple I actually want to delay is the couple Alon and Hen. ALON: One, we’re at the end. C?MOTI: We want to leave them behind and I do not like Alon so much so we will delay them. C-MOTI: They threaten us, a very powerful couple, and that we envy him. C-PUNDAK: And we promise that if they get divorced, then I'd be happy for her to date another short guy. ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE C-MOTI: That she will come out with a short name. HEN: We take Idan and Moti. ALON: Obviously of course. HEN: Because... the hawk and the hawk in our language are us. ALON: They are the most annoying and they are the most threatening. AKIVA: Come women to.... ANAELLE: Those women? ANAELLE: We put Tal and Mor. Because we are very very afraid of them, they seem to us a very strong pair. TAL: We will reach, we will surprise, we will reach. Celebrate. C-ANAELLE: They seem strong to me, they have an advantage because they have a combination of power and her mother's life experience. TAL: An optimistic day... against the pessimistic weather. SHIRA: Mami, I see, one kilometer. Woo, mami, woo! FIRASS: Here, here. SHIRA: The world is dead. C-FIRASS: We are a mixed couple, I do not think we are a symbol of coexistence, we are the only way to reach coexistence. C-SHIRA: I think we're ahead of our time. SHIRA: Today I say to everyone "szeretlek" ("love you" in Hungarian), okay? OSNAT: I hurried to get married instead of studying, to do something with myself. Now I'll do everything. CARMIT: Look, look what a beauty, look what a beauty. OSNAT: Do you see this village that way you remember at home, in Ekron? I wish we lived in the mountains like that. INNA: Gas, gas, gas, just gas. BAR: Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. NITZAN: Why, it’s the girls, Bar and Inna. BAR: No, no, please no. INNA: All is well, Bar. INNA: He laughs and he smiles.... NITZAN: No, no things. No, nothing on this Bar, she's funny to me. BAR: It’s just about the highway for me. C-BAR: There was a situation where I got into gear and my heart was anxious. BAR: Why this is happening to me, I do not understand... I must understand. C-BAR: Now what am I more anxious about, that I'm going to stop in the middle of a junction and everyone will enter me. INNA: My soul, everything's fine, calm down. BAR: Why, why? INNA: Gas, gas, gas. NITZAN: And now my car is off. INNA: Beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty. BAR: No, no, again, here it is again. BAR: But why? INNA: Take a second, breathe. BAR: No, no, I hate it. C-NITZAN: Bar all day, pick, get stuck for her, pick, get stuck for her. INNA: Some more gas, some more gas. BAR: No no, it's not.... BAR: And again a traffic light, no, Mom. INNA: Bar, a second, drive slowly and it will change until you reach it, really slow. C-NITZAN: Red, red, red....boom! C-INNA: We got stuck at a traffic light.