RON SHAHAR: 11 Israeli teams went to the biggest TV game in the world. Tonight the couples will arrive at their first stop in the race, Budapest, Hungary, the Land of the Blue Danube, the Waltz and the Paprika. after the preview RON SHAHAR: (all of this,) On the way to the second finish line of the race. RON SHAHAR: The ten teams were launched from Ben Gurion Airport in the order in which they arrived at the end point in Israel. They fly a distance of 2,000 kilometers on two different flights to Budapest, the capital of Hungary. RON SHAHAR: The first flight lands with the top five couples on board: RON SHAHAR: Anaelle and Akiva. ANAELLE: My Shoshi, come on, come on. TOM: Come on, come on, Adele, come on, come on, it's the pious ones, come on, follow them. RON SHAHAR: Tom and Adele. TOM: Akiva, you are righteous you, in my mother, you are righteous. RON SHAHAR: Alon and Oren. OREN: Budapest! MOTI?: Come to me, come. PUNDAK: Here I come! RON SHAHAR: Pundak and Moti. HEN-ALON: Henchuk, are you with me? Come on, come on. RON SHAHAR: And Alon and Hen. ADELE: Here’s the clue. Clue, come here. HEN-ALON: Route Info. ANAELLE: You have to go to a restaurant. ALON: Located in the village of Pilisvörösvár. ROUTE INFO: HUNGARIAN RESTAURANT RON SHAHAR: The crews must now reach the village of Pilisvörösvár. The restaurant Shivabenstube, which specializes in serving the flagship dish of Hungarian cuisine, has a particularly spicy goulash soup. ANAELLE: To the village of Pilisvörösvár. TOM: Guys, you’d better not hold us back, we are with you to the end. ?????: Come on, come on. HEN-ALON: Hen, fly. ANAELLE: Good morning, Hungary. AKIVA: "May there be a desire before you, O Lord our God and the God of our fathers, that we may lead you to peace and guide you to peace." C-AKIVA: One should maintain modesty. Even if we came first, that does not mean we are now the best team. It means that things have worked out well for us, God willing. AKIVA: How excellent this map is. ANAELLE: Did you find the place? AKIVA: Yes, I found it. AKIVA: Here's the Danube, I told you. ANAELLE: Wow Shoshi, it’s stunning. Blessed be God, Hallelujah, what a cannon my husband is. C-ANAELLE: If Akiva was to be an object in this world, he would be a calculator. AKIVA: We are here, word of mouth. C-ANAELLE: As if not, in these things he is simply a genius, because he has methods and he also measured it with the tassel. AKIVA: And we have 6 kilometres left. C-ANAELLE: Genius financially at insane levels. So I, I just have to win the million, then Akiva will take care of it. ALON: We did not read all the pages to the end. OREN: We read, impossible, Alon, impossible, ALON: We really did not read them, we really did not read them. It's 11:30 now, okay? We were told to look all the time. Written here to read a task to the end, that's yesterday's lesson. C-ALON: We have decided that we are doing learning processes, it is important for us to try to get better from time to time. ALON: This is how it should be conducted, not in the hysteria of yesterday. OREN: Right. OREN: ?????? ALON: There's a tension, I want to kill someone but like that...shhh… TOM: Hungaria Hungaria HEN-ALON: You're clear they're driving after us and have no fucking idea where they're going, right? TOM: Imagine, he's making a scene for me, all of a sudden, at the last second, he's turning here. He makes me like this. C-ALON & HEN: We were sure Tom and Adele would stay in the country. C-HEN: So sure. C-ALON: But they came to Ron Shahar before us in Israel. How can it fucking be? TOM: Guys, no time, faster, faster. They brought us to Hungary, this is the place where they will answer that it is the hardest to get by. Neither you can know English nor a car with gears. ALON: He does not know a word of English and it seems to me he is detached from reality. ADELE: *struggling* Pilisvörösvár….Shivasbenstube… TOM: singing the syllables more or less MOTI: We need this place, Pilisvörösvár. LOCAL: You have to go over the Danube. MOTI: Thank you, my man! PUNDAK: Thank you very much. (unsubtitled) MOTI: You are the man! You are the man! Let’s go! MOTI: Come on, Pilisvörösvár. MOTI: Come here for a moment. Here, you love. Pilisvörösvár. Pilisvörösvár. LOCAL: There will be a sign. MOTI: Thank you, thank you. You are the man, you are the man. MOTI: Pilisvörösvár! MOTI: So what are you worth then? MOTI: This way? LOCAL: Yes. MOTI: Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are the man, you are the man. ADELE: Ya Allah, where have they brought us, to be healthy. Oh, right, you can get it in there, wow, that's smart, that's smart. TOM: He's not a sucker, well, do you not see? HEN: It’s Shivasbenstube, we need to get to… ADELE: No, no, no, tell him.. TOM?: Give me a moment to talk, give me a second to talk. HEN: This address, Pilisvörösvár. TOM: Quiet, mami, no one is as smart as someone with experience, quiet. ALON: Guys, give me a second to talk. Shivasbenstube is the name of the restaurant, this is the name of the place. C-TOM: We have a head, we are not suckers. I'm the brain... C-ADELE: The brain?! The brain?! HEN: We need three, right? ALON: Hen, listen, listen to me, we have to get this way, this way. ADELE: Look what he's taking... Tom, please return it. TOM: Pretty things. ADELE: Put it back. TOM: Playboy, what, let's see some nice things. C-ADELE: IQ is very high. C-TOM: What are you wondering about my IQ right now? C-ADELE: No, no, God forbid, you're very smart. C-TOM: Mami, do you know that in life what matters is the wisdom of life and not… IQ-shmIQ… need to get your feet wet. ALON: Hen, fly. TOM: Let them not run away from us, get in, get in, let them not run away from us. I have no idea what's going on here, my mom, come on. ADELE: I know what's going on already. TOM: Thanks to me, we'll say let's go after them. You, what would you tell me? No, let's lead, do, I would have brought you to Bulgaria if I had to bring you, not to Hungary. PUNDAK/MOTI: Pilisvörösvár, Pilisvörösvár. Dude, what a view, what a view. MOTI: What a view. MOTI: Dude, I'm horny on the levels that there are no such things. PUNDAK: Really? MOTI: A couple of days already. PUNDAK?: I'm not thinking of anything, you know? Do not think of anything. C-PUNDAK: Moti is a female sex psychologist, C-MOTI: I look at a woman and I perceive how she is going to think. So I advise him: "Do it like this", and it's always right. MOTI: I need your help. How are you? C-PUNDAK: Every step I take with girls I consult with him. MOTI: Have a nice day. Bye~ C-PUNDAK: Usually it works, to his credit. Here, I'm complimenting you, you see? C-MOTI: Obviously you will begrudge, because I have one thing I am good at, you are nothing, you are nada. MOTI: Here's the race, here's race, parking. We arrived, come on. AKIVA: Here, parking, take a right, right, right. ANAELLE: Right, right, right, right, what a cannon you are, Shoshi, you do not need to. PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE ANAELLE: You must eat- MOTI: Lunch with two hot bowls of goulash soup. ANAELLE: Hot and spicy. ROUTE INFO: SPICY HUNGARIAN GOULASH SOUP RON SHAHAR: The crews must now enter the Shivabenstube restaurant, which serves one of the spiciest soups in Hungary. In this soup there is a lot of paprika, a spice that the Hungarians do not move without. The degree of spiciness of the soup is usually marked with small peppers, one paprika with a low degree of spiciness and three paprika with a high degree of spiciness. The couples will have to feed each other in spoonfuls two full bowls of goulash soup in the grade of three paprika, the most spicy. And to soothe the pungency only one glass of water will be available for the both of them to share. Only after they finish eating the soup bowls will they get the next clue from the cook. MOTI: With appetite and satiety, have an appetite. PUNDAK: Good luck to us, come on. AKIVA: Hello, women get to know you. (????? Didn’t hear anything after the hello) MOTI: Cheers, drinks, drinks, chasers on me, chasers on me. You are the man, you are the king. C-PUNDAK: We arrived at the Hungarian restaurant, there sat some such papas with hats. MOTI: Is it good, tasty? Very goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MOTI: Buena, the Yemenites, will have it easy for them. Is there fenugreek? AKIVA: No, no, no. ANAELLE: Please, some mercy. No, no, no, no. No, it’s full! AKIVA: That’s it, it’s full. MOTI: It’s okay, it’s okaaaay! C-PUNDAK: Two mothers came and poured us a jar of soup. C-MOTI: They did not pour, they seemed to take, it's like you at home take a pot and pour it all into a bowl, that's what they did. MOTI: Mama will be appreciated, Mama Mama will be appreciated, Mama PUNDAK: You have to get to know each other. LOCAL: To your health. MOTI: To your health!...we’re going to die, to your health he tells me. (idiomatic, unsure) MOTI: Well, ready for that? PUNDAK: Wait, who's starting? MOTI: Get started, come on. Sabba. C-PUNDAK: We eat the spicy, need to feed each other with a spoon. Now spoon feeding is what I've been doing to Moti for about twenty years now, I’ve been spoon feeding it. MOTI: Okay, Idan, so? Hot, hot, is it hot? LOCALS TAUNT PUNDAK: Hot, wait a second, but not terribly spicy. As if passing. MOTI: Okay. PUNDAK: As if passing. MOTI: Take, come on, more, more, let's finish the bowl bowl. Dude, quick. MOTI: What, is it hard? PUNDAK: Bowl bowl your sister (my foot), it's starting to work, now it's starting to work. Bowl bowl, I know what you want. MOTI: Does anyone have this... Do you have lipgloss, lipgloss? PUNDAK: Second, take, take, come, come, come and taste. MOTI: A moment. PUNDAK: Wait a second, I want you to feel. MOTI: Dude, urgent, urgent. PUNDAK: Come on, what are you, a girl? AKIVA: "Blessed are you, O Lord, our God, the King of the world, that all things may be in his word." ANAELLE: Wai, wai, wai, wai, wai. PUNDAK: For the sake of the Rebbe! ANAELLE: Where’s the water? AKIVA: We only have one glass, do not drink. C-ANAELLE: From the first spoon it is hard, you feel the smoke coming out of your nose, from all the places you have, it just comes out of your ears already the smoke is coming out. ANAELLE: Shoshi, you are a cannon, there are no Ashkenazis like you in hysteria. AKIVA: I do not think I should welcome such a thing. MOTI: Buena, that's unbearable. C-MOTI: It is impossible to describe how much the spoon burned. MOTI: I can not. My head is on fire. C-ANAELLE: It's spicy, spicy, spicy, it's another word, spicy it's not found in.. C-AKIVA: It burns the mouth. C-ANAELLE: It burns. C-AKIVA: It burns your throat and after you swallow it also burns your digestive system. ANAELLE: Buena, you are a cannon, Shoshi, there are no Ashkenazis like you, you are the Sephardim of the Ashkenazim. C-AKIVA: It burns everything in its path. You're burning, you're burning. ANAELLE: Water, water! AKIVA: Open the windows. ANAELLE: Open the windows…. ADELE: What are all these trucks? TOM: Do not know, the trucks of the morning. ADELE: Mother. TOM: There's nothing I hate more than driving after trucks. TOM: What, he's trying to hold me back, to confuse me like, I do not understand? ADELE: Drive already, where is he now? TOM: This ride again, this ride again? Where can he be, the mouth, the life of...Where is he ?! ADELE: You see, we've lost them now. HEN: What fun that they are not behind us anymore. TOM: Take a good look. ADELE: Not seeing them. TOM: Where are they? Don’t see them? ADELE: No. TOM: Fuck. ADELE: Of course, “fuck”. C-TOM: It's hard for me, I, in my character it's hard for me not to be good, it's hard for me to come now, a couple will ask for help, it's hard for me not to help him. TOM: Wait, what happened? What? What's wrong with him? Let's come to Yehad, what? C-TOM: Because I always say answer I do not like to say about myself, to brag, but I am a good person, I would say say, if I were a policeman, the police would be bankrupt. TOM: What is he traveling so fast? ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE HEN: You must eat lunch now. ANAELLE: In his name will have mercy, in his name will have mercy, pray a lot. C-ALON: Going in there, I see Pundak and Moti and Akiva and Anaelle and I realized I was going to eat a pipe here. HEN: Alas for me. MOTI: Wait, take a bite. PUNDAK: Mama, put full if not I will come put more! MOTI: Full! Full! Full! C-PUNDAK: We have one very big problem, very pissed off about Alon, he's an average guy, bald. C-MOTI: Short. C-PUNDAK: Popeye, short. And his wife is a devastating model. MOTI AND LOCALS PROBABLY: Full! Full! Full! C-PUNDAK: So first of all, we are jealous, yes, we are jealous, unequivocally. C-MOTI: We sleep at night, many, hear each other's snoring and they do teaspoons with each other. C-HEN: I felt steam coming out of my ears, I felt that... C-ALON: Something. C-HEN: If I open my mouth I spit fire. ALON: Come on, Hen. HEN: Wait! C-HEN: I look at the quantity, I look at Alon and I want to say to him: Listen, Alon, I do not... I can not. ALON: Very good, doll, five, six. MOTI: Buena, she's eating… Look. ALON: My doll, I'm dying for you. PUNDAK?: Do not look at them. ALON: Doll, do not cry. C-HEN: I really wanted to get it out but I do not know how to vomit, do not know, I am a model who does not vomit. ANAELLE: Shoshi. Say: Ashkenazi cannon. Ashkenazi cannon, Ashkenazi cannon, Ashkenazi cannon, Ashkenazi cannon. ANAELLE: Ashkenazi cannon. TRANSLITERATOR’S NOTE: I think I’d better interject just in case context clues from this ep and the last aren’t enough. I don’t know the exact meaning, but cannon definitely means badass, kickass, well done something, powerful, something like that. Also, Alon’s scream is now in my top 10 favourite TAR soundbites ever. RON SHAHAR: The second flight lands in Budapest and contains: Osnat and Carmit. Firass and Shira. TAL: Come on, onwards, onwards. RON SHAHAR: Tal and Mor. TAL: Mor, are you with me? MOR: Yes, I'm here. TAL: Where are you? RON SHAHAR: Nitzan and Fifi. And Bar and Inna. INNA: Bar, come on. OSNAT: You have to go to a restaurant, TAL: Shivabenstube. SHIRA: Located in the village of Pilisvörösvár. TAL: Lonely Planet, come on, restaurants. Hotels, restaurants, what to eat, 68. Shivabenstube, it does not appear, Lonely Planet, do you understand? INNA: Barbie, I'm behind you. BAR?: HaMerotz LaMillion. INNA?: Great. BAR: We are in high morale today. So what if the vehicle is manual? And I'm afraid to have an accident today? Do not worry, we are all safe and sound. C-BAR: Me and Inna are two very strong girls, my and Inna's emotional intelligence is strong as well. INNA: Everything's fine and you're driving... BAR: My soul… INNA: Oh, great driving. BAR: Correct! INNA: We really want to be successful, we did not come here on the line of crowd favorability or blondes. BAR: Nor did we ever aspire. INNA: Vibes good. SHIRA: Listen, Mami, we were on board after five. FIRASS: Yes. SHIRA: That's already a bomb, okay? FIRASS: Okay. SHIRA: In terms of our delay. C-SHIRA: The race today is already outside our country, that no one has an advantage anymore. SHIRA: Hello, you know this place? C-SHIRA: Do not know the countries, no combos, no language, no people you know, nothing, the competition starts again in my rejection. FIRASS: Okay, okay. SHIRA: Thank you, thank you. (in Hungarian) OSNAT: Why did you come? To HaMerotz LaMillion. CARMIT: You see I'm trying. OSNAT: Beauty, strive. CARMIT: How hard it is for me I do. OSNAT: As much as possible. CARMIT: With contracted muscles. CARMIT: My pants fell off… OSNAT: Not bad, your chest will fall too. What does it matter what will happen to you? C-CARMIT: We're going to devour everything, we are not interested, Carmit and Ossie in the field, there is no tension, everything comes out. C-OSNAT: There is actually tension, if we are in the field, there is tension. OSNAT: My teeth will fall out, the main thing is I will take the million, then I will get implants. TAL: Shivabenstube. C-MOR: We look snobby, northern, spoiled. C-TAL: Antipathy. C-TAL: Antipathy. C-MOR: Not sociable. TAL: Do you speak Deutsch? Deutsch? C-TAL: Very come from a house like this, wow, I have everything and more. Not smiling, just what we are not. C-MOR: Yes, it's just the opposite. C-TAL: Exactly what we are not. MOR: We need to go to a village named Pilisvörösvár. TAL: Pilis, Pilis. MOR: How far is it? LOCAL: You have to drive on the highway, because I'm driving in that direction too. TAL: Yeah! Can we follow you? TAL: Thank you, thank you so much. LOCAL: Ok, no problem. TAL: Blonde blonde is a force, come on, after the blonde. Give gas, she has Dior glasses. MOR: Luckily she landed on us. TAL: Luck. MOR: What luck. LOCAL: This is a beautiful place. MOR: You are amazing, you are amazing. TAL: Thank you, thank you. MOR: No such thing, what luck. TAL: The second she paid with her gold wallet, the Dior glasses with the French- MOR: I'm sick of her. TAL: Perfect, perfect. MOR: Which way, in life we would not have succeeded alone. I wish, I wish, I wish we had compensation today for getting so tangled up yesterday, that we'll get tik tak and everyone else will get tangled up, I wish, I wish, I wish. TAL, interspliced in: Amen, amen. ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE ALON: You must eat lunch, and drink two bowls of hot soup. ALON/OREN: Open it for your brother. TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN FIFTH PLACE ADELE: Hot and spicy Hungarian goulash. HEN-ALON: Eight! Mami, do not stop, nearly the end, do not stop. TOM: No, no, no, no, what is this? LOCAL: Full! Full! Full! OREN-ALON: Thank you, very much. Quiet, quiet! LOCALS: Full! Full! OREN: Quiet! Quiet! Hummus with full! ALON: Oren, enough, that's it, concentrate, leave them, we're on a mission. OREN: How do you want to do that? ALON: You have to look past these guys. OREN: How do you want to do that? ALON: Let's sit facing each other, let's turn for a moment to be comfortable. C-ALON: I have a work plan, I have a neat schedule. How does Oren say? If the two-month meeting schedule is not closed, then he is stressed. I work on a tidy work plan, I hate putting out fires during work. OREN: Give it, what are you. ALON: You too, start feeding me. OREN: No, no, no, give me, give me. ALON: What is this, give me, give me. OREN: Do it like this and start bringing me here. OREN: I said without peppers. ALON: Okay, Oren, I'm not that. I said without, the king said without. OREN: Well, feed me. ALON: I will feed you, I will feed you soon. TOM: Crazy, come on, crazy, Arabs. ADELE: Ah, I cannot. TOM: Sorry, sorry. Slowly. ADELE: What is it, I'm allergic to spice, what now? C-TOM: Give a Russian Ashkenazi allergic to spicy to eat such a soup, a cool Moroccan who in the world can not even taste it. TOM: Come, come to me, come to Dad, come to Dad. ANAELLE: Come on, honey, you don't have to, you don't have to, you don't have to, you can. HEN-ALON: They are shooting at you! There's nothing like you, mami, nothing like you. Queen, queen. PUNDAK: Dude, it all cost me. MOTI: This is empty! Mama, we love you!!!! AKIVA: We’re done, mama. ANAELLE AND AKIVA: Almighty we love you... Almighty we love you… LOCAL: Mo-ti! Mo-ti! MOTI: I will call you! PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE AKIVA: You must travel to the farm. PUNDAK: Puss Laci. RON SHAHAR: The crews must now arrive at the Puss Laci farm, where they will be introduced to an animal that every Hungarian farmer raises in his backyard - the pig. ROUTE INFO: CATCH A PIG RON SHAHAR: Each staff member will in turn have to catch one slippery and fattened pig living in a particularly muddy breeding area. Only after they manage to transfer two elusive piglets to the care of the farm owner will he give them the next clue. RON SHAHAR: But first they will have to choose which of the teams will be forced to make a U-turn in this section of the race. MOTI: Come on, come on, closed, come on. C-PUNDAK: We got to a board where we had to decide which pair we wanted to delay using a U-Turn, which basically means that one of the pairs would have to do another task at the nearest Detour. MOTI?: We know who we want, we know who we want to put. AKIVA: Wow, wow, wow, wow. C-AKIVA: You need to know how to take care of yourself so that they do not put the U-Turn on you. Now, this U-Turn is admittedly not an official dismissal but it has a very high chance of getting it. ANAELLE: We are only at the beginning of the race and have no idea who is strong, who is weak. C?MOTI: The couple I actually want to delay is the couple Alon and Hen. ALON: One, we’re at the end. C?MOTI: We want to leave them behind and I do not like Alon so much so we will delay them. C-MOTI: They threaten us, a very powerful couple, and that we envy him. C-PUNDAK: And we promise that if they get divorced, then I'd be happy for her to date another short guy. ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE C-MOTI: That she will come out with a short name. HEN: We take Idan and Moti. ALON: Obviously of course. HEN: Because... the hawk and the hawk in our language are us. ALON: They are the most annoying and they are the most threatening. AKIVA: Come women to.... ANAELLE: Those women? ANAELLE: We put Tal and Mor. Because we are very very afraid of them, they seem to us a very strong pair. TAL: We will reach, we will surprise, we will reach. Celebrate. C-ANAELLE: They seem strong to me, they have an advantage because they have a combination of power and her mother's life experience. TAL: An optimistic day… against the pessimistic weather. SHIRA: Mami, I see, one kilometer. Woo, mami, woo! FIRASS: Here, here. SHIRA: The world is dead. C-FIRASS: We are a mixed couple, I do not think we are a symbol of coexistence, we are the only way to reach coexistence. C-SHIRA: I think we're ahead of our time. SHIRA: Today I say to everyone "szeretlek" ("love you" in Hungarian), okay? OSNAT: I hurried to get married instead of studying, to do something with myself. Now I'll do everything. CARMIT: Look, look what a beauty, look what a beauty. OSNAT: Do you see this village that way you remember at home, in Ekron? I wish we lived in the mountains like that. INNA: Gas, gas, gas, just gas. BAR: Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. NITZAN: Why, it’s the girls, Bar and Inna. BAR: No, no, please no. INNA: All is well, Bar. INNA: He laughs and he smiles.... NITZAN: No, no things. No, nothing on this Bar, she's funny to me. BAR: It’s just about the highway for me. C-BAR: There was a situation where I got into gear and my heart was anxious. BAR: Why this is happening to me, I do not understand... I must understand. C-BAR: Now what am I more anxious about, that I'm going to stop in the middle of a junction and everyone will enter me. INNA: My soul, everything's fine, calm down. BAR: Why, why? INNA: Gas, gas, gas. NITZAN: And now my car is off. INNA: Beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty. BAR: No, no, again, here it is again. BAR: But why? INNA: Take a second, breathe. BAR: No, no, I hate it. C-NITZAN: Bar all day, pick, get stuck for her, pick, get stuck for her. INNA: Some more gas, some more gas. BAR: No no, it's not.... BAR: And again a traffic light, no, Mom. INNA: Bar, a second, drive slowly and it will change until you reach it, really slow. C-NITZAN: Red, red, red….boom! C-INNA: We got stuck at a traffic light. C-BAR: I do not know what you are talking about, I deny any connection to the event. INNA: Excuse me. Excuse me! C-BAR: It was a national traffic light leak, in the middle of Hungary. And at the most impudent peak, a traffic jam in the middle of a main road makes them there, the car does not light up! INNA: Excuse me! NITZAN: Buena, there's a traffic jam in the back, girls. INNA: Oh. NITZAN: Come on, I'll move your car, come on, come on. NITZAN: Girls, it is impossible with them and impossible without them. C?NITZAN: Girls should not be allowed to drive in gears. NITZAN: Do you know how to do a reverse? C-INNA: Nitzan and Fifi surprised us. Nitzan…looks… C-INNA: Let's say the initial impression of him can be like that, he can get the definition... of a DPR (slang, low IQ) or something. NITZAN: It's something, lady it's something, this place, it's something. C-BAR: They are terribly deceptive. I say there is a situation that they are married, I do not already know what could be, biological siblings no, certainly not, non-biological siblings either. C-INNA: I do not think that an affair is developing there, I think that on Nitzan's side... C-BAR: Yes, yes, there is a situation where they are married, they have a child at home, waiting for them to return from the journey. In my eyes yes, something is happening there and how. MOTI: Look, look at the sign, bro, get it. He's going to do it to me. (???) PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE AKIVA: Shosha, now touch the pigs, wait and see. ANAELLE: Ugh. ANAELLE: Akiva, these pigs, that they are well guarded, you will see where they are hidden, that they will not run away, God forbid. ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE MOTI: Come on, come on. ANAELLE: Lord have mercy. ANAELLE: This is not the mission here. AKIVA: Not here, not really here. MOTI: You’re the farmer? PUNDAK: Where’s the farmer? MOTI: There’s the farmer. Let’s go. AKIVA: I transfer to you and you transfer to the farmer. ANAELLE: And then the opposite? AKIVA: Yes. ANAELLE: Oh…. ANAELLE: Lord have mercy. AKIVA: Shosha, we do not want to delay this task for long. ANAELLE: OK, but I, it's my fear, what can I do? MOTI: Hello! Cookie! C-PUNDAK: I volunteered to be first because I knew I was much more talented than Moti. PUNDAK: Guys, let's do it fast, let's do it fast and we'll be done with the.... C-MOTI: Idan came up with a strategy, thought he would fuck the pigs up with his gaze like… (unsure) C-PUNDAK: First of all I came to talk to a pig lord. Mr. Pig and I can have a conversation. PUNDAK: Come on pig, I respect you, I calm him down, look how he looks at me, wait. MOTI: Dude, he's knocking you out. PUNDAK: Yes, yes, wait, man. C-PUNDAK: The pig looked at me, I looked at him, looked at me, I looked at him. C-PUNDAK: I saw he wanted a war with me. MOTI: Jump on it! Jump! MOTI: Come on, come on, Idan, well! ANAELLE: Woe is me. AKIVA: Here, I bring them to that side. ANAELLE: Hey, they're running away. AKIVA: Obviously they are running away, ANAELLE: How will I deal with them? AKIVA: Stinking animal, now it's over for you. ANAELLE: Akiva, I'm not mentally ready for this. ANAELLE: Shut up already, you annoying ones. C-ANAELLE: A pig, it's such a smooth, furless animal, its skin... C-AKIVA: Disgusting. C-ANAELLE: She really is an animal that is just disgusting. It's a simple animal, its screams, they make you hysterical. ANAELLE: Shoshi, I dare not hold it, I'm not kidding with you. MOTI?: Faster, faster! PUNDAK: I calm him down. MOTI: You're really dumb, you're a drinker and even Adele will catch him faster than you. TOM: What are you crying about now, my life? (pet name) This is not a good feeling. Okay, there's nothing to do. We'll get through this, my life. ADELE: It's hard for me though. TOM: I know it's hard for you, believe me, my life. You are a queen, you are strong. TOM: I love you, you are strong. ALON: Beautiful. We’re done. OREN: Finish!!!!! ALON: It takes two. “Finish”… TAL: Wow, that seems to me it’s the place. MOR: We found it, we found it. TAL: Enough. TAL AND MOR: singing Hava Nagila TRANSLITERATOR’S NOTE: fOreShaDoWinnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg…….. MOR: You’re an angel, really. TAL: God sent you to us. TAL, intertwined: You’re wonderful, and power woman- MOR, intertwined: And everyone will see what a great person you are- This next bit is all in English, and it’s so good that I haven’t bothered to sub it because there’s nothing I personally am capable of doing to improve it in any way. Give it a listen: C-MOR: Do you really realize that Miss Hungary took us out of all the people? C-TAL: You can not absorb, you can not absorb how much... C-MOR: It's amazing. C-TAL: Also smart, also navigator, also cordial, also ambassador and beauty queen of Hungary, wonderful. EVERYONE: Bye! TAL AND MOR, CURRENTLY IN SIXTH PLACE TAL: Come on, goulash, come on. MOR: Mor. TAL: Mor, Tal. LOCALS: Tal, Mor, Tal, Mor! C-TAL: I in my left eye see the plates with the hot red peppers and I can already imagine the wheels working, how much I am now going to be a dragon. TAL: We are going to eat from today a spicy goulash to "Pertsawf". (??????) OREN: Okay? MAMA: Super. ALON: Thank you. ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE ALON?: We played it, come on. ALON: Put Alon and Hen. OREN: We took Alon and Hen because all in all for us they are a strong couple. ALON: Alon is a person who knows how to take on a lot, he also navigates, he has power, he has something in him, in this guy. HEN-ALON: This soup burned all my... burned all my plumbing. FIRASS AND SHIRA, CURRENTLY IN SEVENTH PLACE SHIRA: Please note, only one glass of water is available. SHIRA: Let it be clear that this is my glass of water. You do not touch her. MOR/TAL?: Another couple arrived? MOR/TAL: The Arab. FIRASS: Look at me, do not cry, do not cry, do not give up, you do not give up, so on. Well? SHIRA: Mami, leave me. FIRASS: Do not give up, do not give up, do not. SHIRA: I can not eat spicy. FIRASS: You can, you can, so do not cry for me now. C-SHIRA: I can not be touched on the tongue with a drop of spicy, I just do not eat the food, do not eat it, I will starve but I will not touch it. FIRASS: You can do it, well. FIRASS: Look at me, you're too gentle for such a thing, come on, take your powers out, take your powers out. TOM: I know why it's hard for us, we did not congratulate on the food. ADELE: In the back. TOM: My knees. TOM: Blessed are you my faith, for me. ADELE: Blessed are you, sir, that .... we will be in his word. TOM: Not contemptuously. ADELE: Blessed are you sir that everything will be according to his word! Enough! TOM: Come on hapoel. TOM: You like it, you like it, it tastes good to you. ADELE: It's tasty. TOM: It's a delicacy, it's Dani. (?????) TAL: Action. Forwards, action, it’s not spicy. TOM: It’ll be fine It’ll be fine Even if it's a little hard now TOM: My life, finally you finished. Finish! Thank you! TOM: Thank you, thank you. A big hug. TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN FIFTH PLACE TOM: You must go to the Puss Laci Farm. TOM: Come on. ADELE: We have to choose who we delay. TOM: The ones who have now brought me nerves, where are they? There. TOM: Can I please? They bother me. Alon and Hen. HEN: Here, it seems to me we have arrived, ALON: Allah Esther. Allah Istur, here is Akiva and he is already dressed there. ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE TOM: Mami? ADELE: What? TOM: They ran away from us, Walla, behaved badly towards us, and we have no time for this nonsense, I want Alon and Hen. TOM: To run away from us like this is just unnecessary. ADELE: And a pity. TOM: Not pretty. ADELE: A shame, a shame. TOM: And it cost you a price. ADELE: We were, we'll be third and we'll stay third or second and it's a shame you did it because you'll be awhile. TOM: We are men, he who is good with us will be good to the end, Creator of the world with us, that's all. ALON: I start. Here, they already know I'm coming. C-ALON: I, usually when I do tasks I do not concentrate on anyone, and I do not raise my head. HEN: Here, I'm here, Alon, I'm here. C-ALON: I do not see anyone. ALON: Hold on, hold on, do not leave. HEN: Is it okay? MOTI?: Catch him. Oh, his bitch.... ALON?: Catch him, that's it. Grab the second and we’re done. HEN: Come here, come here already. MOTI: Moti Lahav, here we come! MOTI: Come here, grin, see how they run away from me. C-MOTI: I said I'm doing him Exercise 6, I came, I stood in front of him in the corner. MOTI: Good dog, come on, my mum, come on. Hello, no need to run, hello, yes, come on, sweetheart. C-MOTI: As I made the movement like that, he jumped, I jumped, I caught him. MOTI: Who's Daddy's hunk? C-MOTI: I gave it to Idan and then Idan: eek, eek, eek, like some moron. But he took it in the end. C-PUNDAK: Moti: I want to shake your hand, you are smarter and more sophisticated with pigs. PUNDAK: Give it to Moti. MOTI: You are the man! PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE ANAELLE: It’s not appropriate. C-AKIVA: In pigs we have lost our lead. C-ANAELLE: With the pig I saw teams…Yes, I saw couples overtake me right and left. ALON: Thank you very much. HEN: Thank you very much. ALON: Thank you. ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE PUNDAK: Detour. MOTI: Circus or Waltz. RON SHAHAR: A Detour is a choice between two possible tasks. Each has advantages and disadvantages. In this Detour couples will have to choose between a circus and a waltz. RON SHAHAR: In the Hungarian circus considered the best in Europe the couples will have to star in a clown show. While one of the couple will walk in equilibrium on a taut rope the other will have to balance himself on a juggling surface counted on a cylinder. It may seem simple but the road to falling is very short. Only after they have successfully staged the clown show will the circus director give them the next hint. RON SHAHAR: Waltz will teach the couples and have them perform in the favorite dance in the courtyard of the Austro-Hungarian emperor. In the first stage, they will learn from the world's leading teachers how to perform the waltz steps. In the second stage they will have to face a strict team of judges who will give them scores according to accuracy in execution, proper use of space and ease of movement. Only after they have won at least 21 points from the judges will they get the next hint. JUDGE: Congratulations. RON SHAHAR: From personal experience - you should listen to your teacher and flow with the music. ALON: We choose Waltz because there is no doubt that in her name we will bomb. MOTI: I say Circus, bro. PUNDAK: No, I say Waltz. MOTI: Waltz? ANAELLE: Shut up already, you annoying one. ANAELLE: In his name have mercy, Akiva, I can not. ANAELLE: Where do you bring them? AKIVA: I do not know. Do you think I understand pigs? ANAELLE: Is she moving? Does she keep moving? AKIVA: No. Ugh, it’s disgusting. What a disgusting animal. ANAELLE: I want you to talk to the pig, Shoshi, tell her we are not going to eat her because we are Jews, it's just catching her. AKIVA: I promise you you will not end up on a plate, okay? C-ANAELLE: A pig is an animal I do not know, I have never dealt with it, it is not like a dog or anything even. ANAELLE: The name will have mercy, the name will save. C-AKIVA: Nor were we told how to hold the pig, we held it at first like holding a cute puppy. ANAELLE: Shoshi, I do not dare. AKIVA: Honey, he calmed down. ANAELLE: No, urgh, what an ugly animal, no wonder she's not kosher. Ugh, disgusting, do not like her. ANAELLE: Is she calm? AKIVA: Yes. ANAELLE: Quiet, quiet, quiet… ANAELLE: Shoshi, bring it. AKIVA: I can not talk. ANAELLE: You're a cannon, you're a success, all right. I, I'm the problem. ANAELLE: Is it disgusting? ICONIC SOUNDBITE ALERT ICONIC SOUNDBITE ALERT ANAELLE: Oh, what an ugly beast. Wow, I can not believe it. ANAELLE: Quiet, quiet, quiet, I told you we won’t eat you, not to eat, just to pass on to someone. AKIVA: Shosha, I'm going to vomit. ANAELLE: Okay, honey, but I know- AKIVA: Take it from me. ANAELLE: I know, honey, but you know I'm problematic. ANAELLE: Do not vomit on it, in fact vomit, it's a pig. ANAELLE: Poor thing, Shoshi, you're really poor. AKIVA: Take it already, please. C-ANAELLE: It was a very moment in crisis because you do not know who to pity, you pity yourself that you are in a situation that you need to do it, on the other hand, you pity your spouse because he is in a situation no less terrible than you. ANAELLE: Oh, Shoshi, Shoshi, I love you, I'm sorry. AKIVA: If you love me, take it from me. ANAELLE: But how? Help me be the safest, I dare not. AKIVA: I can not talk. ANAELLE: Oh, hell. C-FIRASS: I knew she would have a hard time with the task, I really felt sorry for her but I could not show her pity at that moment. FIRASS: I came with a sucker? SHIRA: Mami, enough. FIRASS: Do not tell me Mami enough. I came with a sucker, did I? I came with a sucker or not? So come on, feed me. FIRASS: Power, pick up. TAL: These guys will do it in a bag. We're also Huwjawj… (?????) OSNAT: We’ve arrived, we’ve arrived! We’ve arrived! CARMIT: Wow, my pants fell off. What hard work, I have no rubber, my pants fell off. Let both your pants and everything fall on you. OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN EIGHTH PLACE FIRASS: Faster, faster. SHIRA: The Yemenites. FIRASS: These are the Yemenites, they cut the spicy. OSNAT: Onwards. Come on, I'll bring you a few times. OSNAT: Fenugreek, we want fenugreek. CARMIT: More, more, well, I'm thirsty anyway. OSNAT: Is there fenugreek? Is it possible to get fenugreek? Fenugreek and lahoh. CARMIT: It's Yemeni food, Yemeni food. OSNAT: Fenugreek and lahoh. ?????: How lucky we are to be Yemeni. C-CARMIT: The soup was not spicy at all. C-OSNAT: What is? C-CARMIT: Seconds. C-OSNAT: It's nothing, it's normal. CARMIT: Suck, suck, do you know how to pump? OSNAT: Cheers, cheers! Cheers! C-SHIRA: Yemeni or Iraqi? C-FIRASS: Yemeni. C-SHIRA: They are noisy, in short. FIRASS: Come on, you're not a sucker. It’s okay, it’s okay. FIRASS: Are you ready not to break up with me? Are you ready? FIRASS: No, no, no, you have no one to .... no one is not looking at it, come on, baby. Come on, come on, come on, come on. C-SHIRA: I suffered as I think I have not suffered in my life. FIRASS: Come on, come on. Come on, come on. C-OSNAT: The yellow couple, we heard his name is Firass, a man, do not know, it seems to us, like, what name is it? Is he an Arab? Can it be? FIRASS: Come on, come on, come on. SHIRA: I'll give you a bomb. FIRASS: Yes, in this you are strong, in this you are a champion, strong.... SHIRA: Enough with the....shut up. FIRASS: Come on, come on… SHIRA: No “come on” today. C-CARMIT: You can not eat them. C-OSNAT: Yes, you can not eat them, we do not ... do not eat them. We have not yet digested them. We have already digested them all. C-CARMIT: We did not eat or digest. TRANSLITERATOR’S NOTE: No clue, but maybe this is a translation error in metaphor, about understanding Firass and Shira rather than eating/consuming? Complete shot in the dark though. SHIRA?: Do not annoy me. FIRASS: Sure, come on. FIRASS: Yes, yes, yes…. C-CARMIT: Maybe if we ate them, we would vomit too. ?????: It has spice. TAL: Come on, action. MOR: Each bite is a million shekels. OSNAT?: Okay? It’s okay? CARMIT: Yes, yes! SHIRA: They finished. FIRASS: Come on, come on. C-CARMIT: We finished, not even water we drank everything. We left. C-OSNAT: Half a glass of water. C-CARMIT: We left half a glass of water. Yes, more than even half. SINGING: Tonight night night Great joy tonight C-CARMIT: They just kissed us and hugged us, they did not understand, they thought their spiciness .... did not know they had encountered Yemenites. TAL: Let me swallow, let me, go ahead. MOR: Wait, it's hard for me, wait. TAL: We are at the end, at the end, there is no hard, hard it is not in the state of Budapest, go ahead. TAL: Another one. MOR: Thank you. OSNAT: Come on messes! OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN SIXTH PLACE OSNAT: The target name in Hungarian is Puss Laci, Lubardja* (unsure) OSNAT: What’s that? TAL: Onwards, Mor. MOR: Come on, my mother, we need to detain someone. TAL AND MOR, CURRENTLY IN SEVENTH PLACE OSNAT: Well, come on, what did we decide? CARMIT: We decided to go for Firass and Shira. OSNAT: True, we have decided to delay Firass and Shira. FIRASS: Come on, look, come on, have a drink of soup, come on. OSNAT: We are less connected to them, CARMIT: Less communicated, no connection. TAL: We must delay..... MOR: Idan and Moti. Listen, they arrived on the first flight. TAL: They are also too strong. MOR: They are also strong. PUNDAK AND MOTI, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE PUNDAK/MOTI: Here's the race, here's the race. PUNDAK/MOTI: You must learn to perform with a waltz dance. C-TAL: We vote as a Double Woman for a Double Man. MOTI: Okay, like this, lady? ALON AND HEN, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE ALON: Let’s go. C-MOTI?: In the first stage you will learn how to perform the steps of the waltz. C-HEN: In the second stage, you will face a strict team of judges who will give you scores according to the accuracy of the execution. ALON: Henchuk, are you ready? HEN: I’m ready. MOTI: How are you, my *unintelligible*? My name is Moti. I am from Petah Tikvah, you know Petah Tikvah city? MOTI: You, come and dance with me. MOTI: Now, all the girls in Israel, see you, and they hate you. HER: Yeah, why- MOTI: Because they love me. C-MOTI: In the first stage we had to study the steps of the waltz before we got into the judges. MOTI: This is how you will dance, enter the movement, bro, into the flow. C-MOTI: I think one of the tasks we enjoyed the most was the waltz dance. First of all, I knew her wife, her… C-MOTI: What's her name? C-MOTI: Adriana. C-MOTI: Just, well, this is a comedic piece, you idiot. TRANSLITERATOR’S NOTE: The remainder of this Pundak and Moti scene requires no Hebrew to understand, so I haven’t bothered. It is amazing and has cemented them as the dethroners of Jet/Dave from the post of my second-favourite all-male team ever. HEN: Look how he picks me up here and there. Alon, do not envy. C-ALON: Do you want such a pout… *sound effects* a Hungarian waltz dancer like that. HEN: Alon, feel the ... Do not count, feel the dance only. C-ALON: *sound effects* Talking to you like that. And Hen was all happy as if we had reached some high school prom. C-HEN: I'm sick of dancing. MOTI: Further back. More, more, more .... INSTRUCTOR: No, no, no. MOTI: It’s okay, more, more… MOTI: Walk, believe me. MOTI: If you come to Tel Aviv, you’ll be a very lucky woman. PUNDAK: Not if she comes, she will come! C-PUNDAK: We flowed with the waltz, we learned a few steps, I agreed to be the woman so Moti would feel like the man. MOTI: Come on, do it fast. PUNDAK: It's an honor for me. MOTI?: Satisfied. PUNDAK?: Dude, I'm done with her. MOTI?: I'm done with her, she says you have a long nose, what are you kicking? MOTI: Dude, I can teach Ron Shahar to dance. I'll come to him right away, I'll tell him: Ron Shahar, accept. ANAELLE: I'm really scared. AKIVA: Hug him with the arm. ANAELLE: Akiva, I’m scared. ANAELLE: It seems to me we are wrong, Akiva, it seems to me, I am wrong, what I do, she is stronger than me, that's how I feel. C-AKIVA: For me, it was helplessness. C-ANAELLE: Did not make it. C-AKIVA: Because I too was stuck with the pig in my hands and did not want to release it until I caught it, I also vomited my soul and I could not encourage Anaelle in those moments. And I know it's a fear of hers and I knew I had to be there and give her the words that would strengthen her and encourage her to do things and I was not able to speak. ANAELLE: No, no, no, please, please, please help me, help me. AKIVA: Put your hand here. AKIVA: We’re together. ANAELLE: Mother, mother! AKIVA: Do not leave, do not leave, do not leave. ANAELLE: She can bite me, can't she? AKIVA: No, no, no. ANAELLE: Quiet. AKIVA: You are the best. ANAELLE: Ick, ick, ick! PILISVOROSVAR, HUNGARY ADELE: We are here, how we go to this road? TOM: Car: there or there? LOCAL: Come. ADELE: Ah, with you? Come on, he'll show us. TOM: Thank you, my brother. You are the best of all Israel, come on, come on. TOM: Come on, this is a human being, listen carefully, he's like a Jew. You know what, it seems to me he has a Star of David on his neck. TOM: God knows where the Creator of the world would have brought me here, to this horror movie around me, with all these scary trees. ALON: This is the farm, here's an arrow! ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE ALON: I still remember the trips with Dad, remember? OREN: Yes. ALON: We would go to buy white steaks, pork is not something that disgusts us. How did Akiva touch this thing? OREN: It's really interesting. ALON: Maybe they're standing there, going good god, good god. ANAELLE: Mother, mother! TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN FIFTH PLACE ALON: Do you want to do it first? OREN: Yes, I want to do it first. ALON: Good luck, success. ANAELLE: More couples are coming. ADELE: Mom, I'm scared. He'll bite me, well. TOM: He will not bite you, they will not bite you. TOM: It can hurt you a little. ALON: You great ribs can turn in a little while. Beautiful, Oren, beautiful. OREN: I'm with you, Daddy, I'm with you. C-ADELE: We catch Alon catching him, and he does to him… ALON: Thank you. ALON: One. Come on, next in line. C-ADELE: I said mommy, how do I catch this fat thing now? These are pigs. ADELE: Mother! TOM: What, you did not touch it at all, did not approach it, where is your spruce? Run to him. ANAELLE: Be good girls, I just need one of you. Please, just, just, one. ANAELLE: Mom, mom.... I can't stand it. Lord have mercy. AKIVA: Come here, come here a moment, come here. AKIVA: Are you a champion? ANAELLE: Yes. AKIVA: Do you know how to do everything? ANAELLE: Yes. AKIVA: Can you catch this pig? ANAELLE: Yes. AKIVA: Barbak? (with power, enthusiasm) ANAELLE: Yes. AKIVA: Insanely, you do not see him in the eyes? "Kill Bill" now? "Kill Bill"? ANAELLE: Good. AKIVA: Kill Bill, onwards. I love you. AKIVA: Do not give up on him, do not give up on him, do not give up on him, get caught. Get caught in the legs already. AKIVA: Get down on him hard, get down on him hard. Very strong. AKIVA: You are a champion. AKIVA: You’re not tasty.