#DRUNK-RAIDS Presents: Decepticons’ Revenge: Autobots, Transform and Rollout Our Transformers Rules: “Michael Bay:” Everyone uses Gjallarhorn. “More than Meets the Eye:” If a transformer dies, survivors say “(guardian’s name) More than meets the eye:” Any transformer who is already dead and says it, must drink. “Foxy Lady:” If relic holder dies with relic (Sword @ bridge event, or VOG relic), he is Megan Fox for 5 minutes. Guardian runs around and does nothing just like her for 5 minutes ( equip auto rifle for 5 minutes ) General Rules: 1) If a transformer dies, you take a drink. 2) If you call a transformer by his guardian name, you take a drink. 3) If we kill a boss, you take a drink 4) If you use a heavy ammo synth, you take a drink 5) If you find an exotic, you finish your drink ROSTER: Autobots: Oracle_Sea – Optimus Prime RipHallow - Tigerhawk Emu47 - Jetfire Chief_Mcleod - Jazz gt5tgt5tgt5gt5 - Grimlock Wobblypatrol – Bumblebee AUTOBOT RULES (Optimus will instruct his Autobots) Winner of Autobot POE Race: DINOBOT choose one fireteam member to talk in broken sentences until the winner designates another Dinobot. Everytime this autobot does not speak like a Dinobot, they have to drink. (One Dinobot at a time.) ALL Handcannons (Because we want to destroy Megatron – OR - No Hand Cannons (Because we hate Megatron) Decepticons: Greyboxer - Shockwave Sobuto – Lazerbeak Superhooahman - Starscream MaverickZX6 – Megatron Bajacobra – Bonecrusher Captain K_andCo – Soundwave DECEPTICON RULES: Winner of Decepticon POE Race: BRUTICUS ANGRY: at any time POE Winner calls out “BRUTICUS ANGRY,” two guardians must immediately move to combine with POE Winner to create Bruticus, who is angry. Bruticus must only launch rockets, use supers, and throw grenades If Bruticus dies, all guardians drink. “Starscream Rule:” Every time starscream tries to command the decepticons, we all take a drink. If starscream takes command of decepticons and we wipe, two drinks. THE EVENT: STAGE 1 – POE Race (28) 1) Each transformer goes to orbit, sets fireteam to closed, and gets ready to launch POE 28. On countdown from Optimus Prime and Shockwave, all transformers launch. 2) SIMPLIFIED POE RULES DRINK IF: a. Your POE 28 has another transformer in it i. TWO DRINKS IF IT’S THE OPPOSITE FACTION b. Upon finishing a round c. If you receive a key from the chest 3) Winning the POE Race – The First Transformer to get to orbit after opening the big chest in POE 28 Must say the following: a. Autobots: “AUTOBOTS: TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT” b. Decepticons: “IT IS COMPLETE – THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE WEAPON KNOWN TO DECEPTICON SCIENCE.” STAGE 2 – Crota Hard Mode 1) Abyss – set your brightness to 1, transformers, and equip your ray bans. Its time to run the abyss in total darkness. 2) Bridge – Decepticons are chaotic evil – if we cheese – TAKE THREE DRINKS a. Autobots are good – do bridge legit but may cheese if they wipe 3 times. 3) Ir yut : Land Killing blow on Wizard? Take a drink. 4) Crota – This is where we get drunk. After all, rumble is coming. a. Die in the crystal room – two drinks b. Swordbearer dies b/c dps didn’t drop Crota – all DPS takes two drinks c. Swordbearer dies b/c didn’t get away – swordbearer takes two drinks d. Crota’s death: swordbearer finish drink – DPS finishes drinks. -Get a new drink/bio break time- Autobots vs. Decepticons Clash incoming! STAGE 3 – CLAN CLASH – BEST OF THREE 1) Bounty Targets : a. DECEPTICON TARGET : Autobots, every time you kill Lazerbeak (Sobuto), he takes two drinks! b. AUTOBOT TARGET : Decepticons, every time you kill Jetfire (Emu47), he takes two drinks! 2) Heavy Weapon Kills - one drink 3) Losers of the Clan clash ARE ALL MEGAN FOX FOR THE VAULT OPENING EVENT OF VOG – EQUIP YOUR AUTO RIFLES AND TALK IN GIRL VOICE (all who are able. – I am looking at you, Grimlock) STAGE 4 – Vault of Glass Normal Raid 1) Opening the Vault – if the vex take over your gate, take a drink 2) Confluxes – if you get space aids, take a drink 3) Oracles – if you get marked, take a drink 4) Templar – if you blow yourself up, finish your drink. 5) Gorgons – Die to fall damage? Take a drink. 6) Jumping Puzzle – a. Autobots: support your fellow good guys – if an autobot dies to fall damage, you drink too. b. Decepticons: toast your fellow evildoers – if a decepticon dies to fall damage, drink in celebration of his untimely demise 7) Gatekeeper and Atheon: If you fall off the edge, two drinks. a. Fail to kill the oracles? Teleported transformers drink. 8) END OF DRUNK RAID DANCE PARTY – LAST GUARDIAN TO DANCE HAS TO FINISH DRINK!