OCTOBER 1996 CONTENTS 5 Bits & Pieces Welcome to Our Nightmare : HUSTLER ' s Horror Movies Edit ed by Aar on Lee 11 Feedback Mail Bonding 15 Erotic Entertainment Legal Teen Tease Tapes Hit th e Home Screen Edited by Evan Wright 24 Summer and Chuck : Ring Masters Photography by Clive McL ean 32 Hot Letters Crip for Treats 36 Un Festival du Sin France 's Hot Video Magazine Honors the Legends of th e Adult Screen 45 Sex Play Caverject: The Late t Boost in Phallus Phannacopoe ia by Alice Joanou 48 Brielle: Land Ho! Photography by Matti Klatt 56 Streets of War Deadly Mass Riots Sear the Dark ights of Seoul E yew itness to Gn/n surrection by Sky Takahashi 60 Ruby: Lonely at the Top Photography by James Ba es 70 Kathleen: Savage Heart Cente /f old Ph ot og raphy by Cli ve McLean 80 HUSTLER Humor Edited by Evan Wrig ht 82 The Unkindest Cut Prostate-Cancer Patients Under the Knife Report by Da vid Feller 86 Cloe and Suzanne: Beautiful Music Photography by Matti Klatt 107 Beaver Hunt There 's No Pu ss Like Home Puss VOLUME 23 NUMBER 4 --- YES! Name Address City/StatelZip Cre dit Card # Signature SCRIBE NOW! Start my 12-issue HUSTLER subscription for only $39. 95 , and send my copy of THE BEST OF HUSTLER #30 , FREE! o Payment Enc lose d Charge My 0 VISA 0 Me E xp. MONEY BACK ON UNUSED PORTIONS OF SUBSCRIPTIONS IF NOT SATISFIED! Foreign add StO per year. You must be 18 years of age or older to order. Basic subscription rate: $39 95 Your first issue will arrive in 6 to B weeks. Where applicable , sales tax is included in stated price. Offer expires December 30 , 1 996 M6000 HUSTLER, P. O. Box 474, Mt. Morris , IL 61054 HUSTLER LARRY FLYNT ed i tor and publisher JIM KOHLS president DONNA HAHNER corporate vice-president ALLAN MacDONELL executive editor W.T. NELSON art director AARON LEE bits & pieces editor EVAN WRIGHT entertainment editor DYLAN FORD, DAVID GORDON assoc iat e ed i tors DWAINE TINSLEY cartoon editor RACHEL STRATTON research director S. l. FARBER, copy chief M. R. SM ITH, copy editor JANET GINSBURG. editoria l assistant COMPUTER GRAPHICS ANDREA LANDRUM. network systems manager BRANDON S. PHILUPS, network systems administrator SHERMAN JORDAN. MARIE B. QU IROS network systems operators PHOTOGRAPHY EUZABETH BERRIOS. ta l ent coordinator JAMES BA E S, MATTI KLA TT, CUVE Mc LEAN, LADI VON JANSKY, photographers KENNETH DeMARTINES, production designer LAURA CODON, photo / talent assistant JAYNE CATES, studio director CAMILLE GARCIA, photo editor PRODUCTION KRISTINA ETCHISON. production manager MICHELLE JEWORSKI, produ ction coordinator ARICIA LEE, production assistant BURKE ANDERSON, record keeper /film archivist ADVERTISING ALLEN MAINE. national advertising director (2 1 3) 95 1 -7907 M AGGIE CHUN. adve rt ising produc ti on director GI NA J. 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HUSTLER is registered in the U .S Patent and Trademark Office All nud e models are 18 years of age or older Cove r pho to by L adi von Jansky ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH When an enflamed hemo rr ho id head slouches uninvited in to our front yard , pokes his anus -gr ubbing snout into ou r bus in ess, tau n ts several thousand of our most stalwart fr iends w ith h is open s ph in cte rs and du mps a recta l p ayloa d on o ur f ront porch, then th at sh i t- ring s upr eme, particu l ar ly if h is name is B ob D ornan, becomes HUS TLER Asshole of the Month f or October 1996 Robert D ornan , the 62-year-old Republican Congressman from Orange County , California , is the kind of turd who s tinks worse the clo s er he gets, and he h as slithered far too go d dam n clo se. As a mem ber of the H ouse of R epresenta ti ves' A rm ed Se rvi ces Comm i ttee, D ornan i nflu en ces all l eg i slat ion th at effec ts th e Uni ted States m il itary . The honor able A sshole from Californ ia is involved in shap i ng l aws that determine everythi ng from selection of weapon s system s to levels of wage increa s es for enlisted men In hi s oat h of offi ce, Robe rt D orna n swore on a Bi ble to u phold the princ ipl es of the U .S Con - stitut i on . Fr om his sea t on the Armed Serv i ces Comm it tee, D ornan admin i ste rs to the mos t p owe r ful peace-keeping apparat us the world has ever kn own: a netwo rk of sol- diers and hi gh bras s who have pledged the ir very lives to protect America's cherished ideals of life, liberty and the pur s uit of h appine ss. Our F oundi ng Fathe r s, more than 200 years ago, felt so stro n gly about the inal i ena b le right to m ake their own choices as equal men that they put the ir diff ere n ces as i de , t ook up arms in united battle and cast off the yoke of no nr esponsive govern- mental tyrant s. Robert Oornan has st r ayed from the s pirit of 1 776 He does not know what freedom means. In R obert Dornan's ve r sion of a "f r ee" Amer i ca, HU S TLER is i ll ega l. Wrapped within the Hou se' s $267 - bill io n de fen se-au th or i za ti on b ill for 1997 is a wee meas u re titl ed t he Mi litary H onor and D ecency Act. Written pr imari Iy by Robert Do rn an, the " de c ency" rider would ban the sa le of HUSTLE R on all United State s mi litary bases The notio n of forbidding P Xs to stock Amer i ca 's Magaz in e is too lu dicrous to be debate d on it s own D ornan' s "o pp osition to th e sale of vile HU STLER-type pornograp h y" would be hooted off Capitol Hi ll, ex cept that the crafty Orange County s ph i ncter buried h is foul - scented dictate deep wit hin a h uge app r opriations bil l. T he part cannot be excised witho ut damagi ng the act as a who l e. Do rn an cla im s th at ski n m aga - z in es are part of a "cu l ture of d eg r a- datio n" in the mil it ary. " Our society has been pounded down by t he pornography left ," he rants . "T hey're corrupting our co u nt ry, and the sleaze has s lopped over into the mi l- itary , a place of decency and honor ." How about h avi ng the decency to hon or the judg m ent of adu lt men and women? Whil e our so ldie rs are dep loyed aro un d the wo rld to defend our First Amendment rig hts agai n st foreign th r eats , an out-of - to u ch Congressman is at home decid in g which magazine s the t roops are forbidde n to read HU S TLE R is a mo ng the top - se il - ing pe ri odicals in eve ry br anc h of th e service The mag az in e' s pop ul ar - ity in di cates t hat a lar ge segment of t he m ili tary commun i ty is quite com- for t ab le with HUS TLE R. Most GJ reader s feel not at all degraded after leafing throug h an i ss ue Their enjoyment cannot be pro s cr i bed because of election-year po s turing by a Ca lifornia extremi st flitting about in Wash i ngton , D.C Th e p ropo nen ts of the HUS TL ER ban q ui bb le tha t th e ir bi ll does n ot viol ate t he Co n st it uti on because th e Co ng ress h as r eg ul atory power ove r mi li t ary in stallatio n s. HUSTLER w ill fig ht th is assault on a free pre ss and free speech in Amer i ca' s military We are also fighting the increa s- ing inc i dence of HU STLER being banned from prisons and jail s. If his basic rights can be t aken away from th e least powe r fu l American , th en no man 's freedom is secure Do rn an wa rn s th at "we are hav - in g a c ul tura l me ltd own" in o ur co unt ry. He blam es " th e filth on the soa p op era s and the fil th on a ll the si tuatio nal comedies" for a state of moral d ecay The real rot takes pl ace when public servant s s worn to up hold our nation's Con stitution look upo n that document as a me re fo r mal it y. Do rn an cla i ms his favorite book is the Bibl e. He put his hand on one when he was swo rn into offi ce Ass hole h ad his fing ers cro s sed Larry Fortensky: Life can be a bitch, and so can Larry Fortensky. Fortensky, a regular guy, dicked into screen legend Elizabeth Taylor when both were patients at the same rehab. Despite a 20-year difference in their ages, young man Fortensky parlayed Taylor's detox infatua- tion into a marriage. Now in the midst of a divorce, former con- Farts in the Wind Martha Stewart: Anyone as perky as Martha Stewart is evil. She is not needed on a daily TV show. Our women have seen enough in Martha's Living magazine. Martha has convinced a generation of perfectly splendid females that they need expensive, country- squire home crap in order to be happy. If her garbage is so great, why is Martha still an Asshole? struction worker Fortensky is suing. Taylor is paying him five grand a month for the memories, but Larry claims the $60,000 annual salary is "miniscule." He claims "I have been required to live in an environment in which Elizabeth would never reside." We have a name for girls like Fortensky: Asshole. October HUSTLER 5 o bits & pie c es Mrs. Sphincter-Bo rn HUSTLER salutes a major pain in the ass, Ricki Lake. From the trashiest of talk- show hosts to shrill shill fo r animal rights; from humili- ating gue s ts on tele- vision to humiliating herself in the big- screen dis aster Mrs Winterbourn e ; from fat and ugly to just plain ugly, Ricki begs the quest ion: Where did this asshole come from? One possible answer g ets to the bottom of the matter: She came from an asshole. You've come a long way, asshole- slime bab y. ~-------------------------------------------------------------- -----' WHE-RE. FLIES Po LUNCH 6 October H U S T L E R A geisha girl ord er s Chin ese and wind s up wit h a finger in her ah-so. Wonder if she 'll be horn y again an hour later? Honorable Jason Harrison r eceives $150 for this for- tune-nookie priz e. Got a y en for r e tro raunch? Send photo s to HUSTLER 's Po rn From th e Pa st , 84 84 Wilshire Boul ev a r d , Suit e 900 , Be verl y Hills , CA 90211. Include a self-addre sse d, stamped envelope if you want the mat e rial return ed. C/l :..., -' o o >- CD ~ ~ o o CD C/l :..., -' o o >- CD <t: CD c:::uJ :::0-' 00 OI ~~ o<t: Ea~ o...L.U 9::8 ~:2 C/l c::: ~5 ~~ C/lZ Cuo ""0 <t:L.U -'0... 529::: ~~ ~b C/l 0 :::0 CD o a: L.U C/l Z L.U "" ;:; L.U CD o f- f- o Z ~ o o c::: ct b i ts & pi e c es Timothy Leary: Hig h as He Ever Wanted to Be Unload a few shells and shell out $43 million. That 's ::g how much Bernhard Goetz has been ordered to pay a ~ menacing panhandler he paralyz ed in a 1987 New f- ~ York City s ubway shooting. Stone - broke Bernie is could raise funds the wa y his brain-damaged , alleged ~ attacker did: harass New Yorker s for money until if s hot , then sue for eight figures . Manhattan mugger s ma y be brain damaged , but they ' re not stupid. Sex, dru gs a nd prostate can- cer f in a ll y caug h t up with Ti moth y Leary, who died in h is sleep on May 31, 1996. Man y tr ibu tes t o the Fried P i p er of LSD h ave men- tioned hi s vari ou s stint s as H arva rd ed ucat or, esteemed l ec tur er and computer visiona ry . T he a uth or of the sl oga n " Tu rn on , tune in , dr op out" also wrote numer- ous a rticl es for HUSTLER, in cl ud in g a n i mp assioned de fe n se of h is m an Flynt ( Th e Per secutio n of Larr y F ly n t, January '85). Leary was a l ways on h and for a wild HUSTLER bash a n d even accepted an "Asshole of th e Month " nomination with good hum or ( Bi ts & Pieces, Ma rch '80 ). To know him was to lo ve Tim. Vr-JII~~f ~ (jMiu. '].(A kJ. ~k! "EVER $IIJCE VAI-UJET F/"IGH ~ -~ ~ 2. CRA '!t EI7 , KI /.. /..IIJ G MORE THAIJ 100 PA$$EIJGER$ , eU$IIJE$$ FOR T HE eARGAIIJ-eA$EMEIJT AIR/..IIJE HA$ I7ROPPEI7 FA $T ER THAIJ A $MOKIIJG I7C-9. /..IGHTEIJ UP, PEOP/..E! PACK YOUR elKIIJI AIJI7 GRAe A VA/..UJET TO F/..ORI I7 A, EVEIJ IF YOU CAIJ 'T $WIM-PARTICUL.ARI-Y IF YOU CAIJ'T $WIM! AIJI7 1701J'T eE $HY AeOU T FATTEIJIIJG UP 0101 I7E /"I- CIOU$ AIR/..IIJE FOOI7. ME :j C/) :::J o a: L.U C/) AIJI7 THE /..OCA/.. /..IZARI7$ ::g WI/../.. $EE YOU 1101 THE ~ EVERG/..AI7E$!" b t ~ "iJ~ 1---:;;~S:I~~;;:=7\ U Charter Member , Associalion of Alliga t or-Related Greetings and H ospitality (AARGH!) 7 z > Cl o a:: if Cl « bits & pieces Halloween is the season for scary sequels starring nauseating creatures at ... Hell's Triplex Ni bit s & piece s ma re Triple Feature STAJIIII'Ii (RETCH) PAII.Y SIIIIIE, (CIftlE) CHAIU SImI MIl ( SHDlBI) EVBIY 1W1HIIT PICE OF SlIT SUCK-IF IIIIIIl.L YWOOO A n I ns pir atio na l Me s sage fr om HUSTLE R. u:i UJ Ci o co tn -' UJ o o ~ cr: => a ~ z a o UJ a... a... cc 0- (/) (/) o ;:;s :c ~ cc co UJ -' UJ U >- cr: ..: u (/) > -' (/) => a cc UJ (/) Z UJ "'" ~ UJ co a 0- b z > o o cr: ..: a... o b i ts & pieces Blowing Once, Blowing Twice .•• It's the HUSTLER Auction! In April, fags, fag hags and morons with too much goddamn money gathered at Sotheby's of Manhattan to pay bloated prices for Jacqueline Onassis's trash (including a five-figure tape mea- sure, a six-figure cigar and a seven-figure ring). Meanwhile, the less reported but infinitely more exciting HUSTLER Auction took Beverly Hills by stonn with four days of hard-core booty bid- ding. Here's a peek at the collection catalog-and the sexiest auctioneer this side of the 4-H Club. patriotic pantiu worn on thr courr of HUSTLER', Bit:rnten. nial lulU. ThrH top. dollar bottanu have bee" lrf1pt in a hrrf1U!II ' cally Halrd vault for 20 yrart and hold much of thr original I ::;~:~!:aroma ( rwt to hrr lhid:, 10 Evrryonr', butt-Iridflnjf buclrtooth throw hll hard hat into thr HUSTLER Alletlon.', ring. Thr da"ic ·Prarr SiRn. - rdition of BudrY 'Jf fa - mOIlJf hradgear wa , worn throughout th r 1970. by thr Overlord ofOverblfe. That nwlt accenibk and genrrou, of Beam lillO, rntronh, 1M Tt..auI Thn.nrl ha, donated h,r uud tamJlOll to thr HUSTLER Auction.. n.r lfhou,.l/oppt/W lftopPB" a oniy ,Iilhtly MQrrrd by /PI4UJ mar,b from o~rrllthu,ia'tic blddrr 8d)' &aLTr. Dishonorable Conduc t The sorry-ass politicians are at it again. This week the House votes on a bill that would ban the sale of "sexually explicit material" like HUSTLER from military in- stallations. I'll bet representatives Chris Smith (R-New Jersey), Roscoe Bartlett (R- Maryland) and Bob Doman (R-Califomia) never spent weeks out in the freezing snow or stood guard duty with only an M-16 to cuddle. The government put me here, and the last time I checked my Atmy ID, I am an American. Don't the Congressmen know service members are citizens? We' re here to protect democracy, and our rights are being taken away. Until these blood- sucking leeches are scraped off the Consti- tution, nobody's safe. The freedom-loving public needs to know, before a h ammer and sickle is added to Old Glory. -D. S. Vicenza, Italy HUSTLER stands by all those who fight to protect our fr eedoms from enemies within or without. Keep an eye outfor our shit list of Washington' s Worst Congressmen co m- ing in the November 1996 issue . You ' ll find some familiar faces. TlNin TlNats? I have just seen your June issu e. Leanne is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen (Leanne: Groupie Girl, June '96). I am in a Wisconsin prison, and we have a guard who could be Leanne's twin. -M. H. Oshkosh, Wisconsin Maybe that sexy screw would like to pose for Beaver Hunt so we can see if th ese two kittens are really from the same litter. Color Me Pink I was wondering if maybe you can show more exotic ladies, especially h ot Latin women, and more Oriental and black girls. Also, can you have more in terracial scenes, like maybe a white chick and a black guy in a shower? I love the girl/girl photos and want to see a hot black-on- white lesbo scene, maybe in an open field. Lastly, can you add some hot bondage scenes, with one of the girls completely bare? Keep up the good work. -J. M. Daly City, Calrtomia Your requests should keep us busy for a while. Meanwhile, check out Tabatha (Tabatha: Coming .Jl12, May '96) for a brown-sugar flavor , or turn to page 48 (Brielle: Land HoI) for a darker shade of frail. A lso watch for black-hole sisters Nola and Twandah in November's issue. Leanne: Groupie Girl First In I grew up on Playboy and Penthous e, then I was introduced to HUSTLER. There is no comparison HUSTLER is the clear winner, always on the edge. Lately, I've n ot i ced the scrimmage between HUSTLER and Penthouse . Both are pub- lishing pictorials with acts of penetration. The July issue of HUSTLER has two gor- geous women with their fingers clearly in- serted in their hot, wet pussies (Lexus and Tori: Two-Part Harmony, July ' 96) HUSTLER is definitely winning the pene- tration wars. The fust to show pink, now the first to probe deeper. -B. E. Yonkers, New York Thanks for noticing our efforts. When it comes to pussy, we'll always be the first with the inside scoop. Pussy Whipping Post Wake up, guys. The system is out to get u s. After 13 years, myoid lady goes to ftle divorce papers. Was I in for a surprise. The charges were domestic violence, sex- u al assault and child abuse. I was confi- dent she co ul dn't do this to me because it never happened, and she couldn't prove it. Righ t. For years I've been fighting, and all I've won is the right to see my kid every other weekend. My son even told the court, "Dad never hit Mom," and says he doesn ' t want to live with her. But the ex said I did it, and that's all they need. She gets welfare, Medicare and food stamps, and I can't even visit my kid's school (continued on page 23) ~ O ~ c ~ to ~ b ~ er ~ H ~ U ~ S ~ T ~ L ~ E ~ R ~ ___________________________ JJ !iiI I MINUTE I'LL EXCITE YOU! CALL ME- IT'S TOLL FREEl AS"ABDLI!! 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Borrowing liberally from the plot of golden- age raunch classic, Debbie Does Dallas, this is the story of horny, harebrained college coeds who open up a car wash for reasons that don ' t really matter. What matters is the quality of porn-star pulchritude presented in this video. Unlike the burned-out skags offered as sex queens in some of today ' s XXX video s, the dozen-plus cast of Car Wash Angels is fresh, clear-eyed and fuck- able. It's as if a slut-ray hit a junior-college aerobics class, tu rning girl-next-door types into all-American whores. It' s difficult not to like a video that offers a blazing DP that fi nishes with both dongs simultaneously fros ting a tart's angel-cake face even before the opening credits have stopped rolling. There are ten full-on fuck scenes; the most memorable staItS with a dozen dorm-room dykes sprawled naked and trading li ck s. T. T. Boy enters and slices the hot knife of his prong through the butte r- soft openings of the assembled slatterns ' mouths, vaginas and an uses. At one point, Boy lies on his back as six c hi cks hoist a sister slut over his prong. By th e time this scene finis hes, Boy blows hi s wad four times into the sea of hootc hi es. The rest of the video is so good, you won't even care if yo u get caught beat- ing off to it. -Ma ck Assarian CAR WASH ANGELS: T T Boy launches assault on Emily , Sydney St. James and Kylie Ireland. CAR WAS H ANGELS Sid Deu ce cro ons fo r cunnilin g us. 15 October H U S T L E R Ana THREE-QUARTERS ERECT. Directed by Joe D 'Amato; sta rring D ebora Wells , Mark Dav is, Anita Blonde , Frank Malone, Kelly Tr ump , Ba ckey Jaki c, Bernadette , Sean Mi cha els , Cheyenne, Ju vo 's Stud and Max Magnum. Videocassette: VCA. Visiting a European Renaissance castle where the ladies are attired in elaborate powdered wigs and voluminous, billowing dresses, and the fucking is cloaked with mystery, symbolism and incredibly jarring voice dubbing, Anal Palace is a continuous spree of group orgies, outdoor boffs, prolonged penis worship, black-dick fetis hism and bowel-rending ass sex. The women, from a continent that has never heard of the San Fernando Valley 's porn gulch , are mostly new to stateside viewers, who will pierce their fists with appreciation fo r the Swi ss cre am thighs, French- twist natur al tits, Italian alpine rumps and a Germanic swinishness fo r wallowing in salvos of anally agitated c um . Though presented with heavy-handed, straight-faced seriousness, Anal Pala ce is easy to check in to and will have visitors hard at least a few times before th ey're ready to check out. -Christian Shapiro ANAL PALACE: Ma x Magnum nibble s B ernadet te - flavored breast meat. Fashion Pate The return of the flawless mocha skin of Heather Hunter, with her perfect chocolate-kiss-tipped titties, her skinny, golden-brown, dimpled as s and her sultry, swollen, black- cherry lips, will do more to bring the races together than any six multicultural-sensitivity seminars. At base, we al l- black, white, Mexican, Chinaman or Hindu pries t-are ani- mal s, raging to submerge our engorged prongs in the tempt- in g boysenberry snatch juice of a sepia-tone vision such as mu scle-belly sexual athlete Heather Hunter. We will settle for a video display of some other stiff poking Hunter' s face and flaps, and we'll even tolerate the shopworn storyline of a figure photographer who insists on screwing hi s models, and we'll wrench a grudging satisfaction from ourselves, because Heather Hunter has returned, healthy, happy, seem- ingly horny, taking a Felecia-wielded strap-on in her snatch, licking throbbing purple vein, grinding her quim on cock and face and draping semen from her slippery lips in two cum facials. Fashion Plate will never out of -C S. FASHION PLA TE: Jenteal, H ea th er Hunter and Fel ecia. ravings HALF ERECT. Directed by Jim E nright ; starring Mi ssy , Jill K elly , Nyr obi Knight , Alexis D ane , Ariel Daye, Christi L ake, Shawn Ricks , Tom Peter N orth , Ni ck East, T. T. and Tede schi. Videocassette: VCA. The only taboo violated in Forbidden Cravings is the artistic prohibition aga in st trite, ove ru sed plot devices, such as the appearance of a nondescript stat- uette that when touched by a porn harlot or XXX stud impels them to get down to i mm ediate sex. Tony Tedeschi helps himself to the trim and tongues of two blondes, milking his snake on their soul- kiss in g lips. A black-chick/white-chick lesbo tryst includes dildos and spitting into cuntholes. A redheaded, milky- limbed, sex ually activated lady, with 16 freckles and a fiery bush th at creeps halfway up her belly, bucks back for a long shaft up her shithole. Tom Byron and Peter North probe the anal and vagi- nal interior of a cellulite-free, fine-ass negress , pumping spuzz on both sides of her face. A sultry , lithe lAP type is in a scene th at's not too hot. A clean- shaved pussy lips a fat shank, and T. T. Boy wallops a blond snatch to th e gro und , then drops a load from a height onto her face . Cravings is perfectly acceptable. -C. S. October H U S T L E R On Sa!nday, April 28, the suders got up earty They gathered at a HoltyoM:lod Call forma , sound- stage to part icip ate in what Metro Holl'e Video had billed as a - 300,man gang,bang.- Jasmin st. Claire , star of the event was to be lhe biggest sucker, follawed by IlIIe flutte rs , fol- lowed by Ille mookish army that was there 10 suc. on SI. Claire's volcano br!asts. A great deal of sucking went on betYII ' een the hours of ten a.m. and lour p.m., but a 101 less than had been promised On-tile-spot c-ounting tallied doser to 50 tIIan 300 puds " I'm outraled," declared a portly and trouser- less lentleman , standing in li ne willllnillor a crad at St. CleiJl!'s crac:k. -This is a ooax and a Southern Comfort THREE.(}UARfERS ERECT. Directed by Bud Lee' statriflg Kait1yn Ashley. Christi Lake AIm Malle, Chaooane, Missy MIIr.e Homer. John DBcke! , Nick EasJ Hank AlmsJrong iJrJd MIChael. Vic1eocasseIte: OripOing Wet Pix 1be nice thing abou l lhe more ridicu- lous ly prelentious adult films (i.e. those made for ca ble) is that during the flaccid mornenb when the perfonners are sining on thelf most valuable acting tools. talk, ing instead of sc hru pping, \'ie""ers can occupy their brains trying 1 0 figure OUI if a film like SO lllhern Comfort is a bad drama or an unfunny comed y. Luckily, when KaitJyn A.shley peels off that frilly SO\I them-bel le dress and joins loins with her co-stars, Southern Comfort turns into a damn fine fuck flick . No one h as told Ashley that this is JUSt a piece of XXX cable fodder and not a real movie: even within the constraints of the dumb-ass ~rip', Ashley delivers her nongrunting lines wilh surprising flair. If she'd begun her lhespian career suck ing dicks back- stage instead of on"age. she'd be whoring on some TV show like Mclro.Je Place instead of playing whores in smut. Southern Comfort presents more than a half-dozen ""e ll -s hO(, !lonanal fomica- lioos. Watery and sweet in places. it goes down smooth. ~ran n'ng/It lraud ; she's not fuc~ng haN these &uys They're not l ethn& us They're not giving us any time . I was III the gang-bang with AlInabei etoOOI She was speCIal. AlInabei was fnendly. - Annabel Chong, -record" IIo l der for last year 's 251-man gang - bang showed up at the start of St. Claire's event and demoosllated her fnendli- ness by blowing a dozen mooks just lor Ue hell of II. The suckets who stayed until the ganl' ba,g meter by Jasmin's bed hIt]OO "ltRessed a spectacle Ihat had no numeric mean i ng , but Metro Horne V cleo will release a Vldectape of the evenllater Uis ,ear. The tape wi " probably be a bnsk sel ' er , as have oIhel stunt and IlOVeIty sex films In Ihe ~ent past because anotller sucker is born every minute. ONE-DUARfER fFrECr. DIrected by J/f1)PoM-M,. stafring hundreds at inebtialed (KJm pattygoers. ViOOocassetre. AsIraJ-Ocean Cinema. As a XXX film-with its paltry trio of staged- looking. spontaneous sex-al-a-pany scenes- Hollywood Hatl o w~~n rales low. As a record of a drunken Halloween costume parly aHended by hundreds ofpomdom 's big cocks and big cock- sud.ers, Hollywood Hallo .... un has interesting moments: the disturbing cinema-verite scene of a slouching, watet)·-eyed. slack-faced pom trollop spilled onto some dude's lap, lamely tugging on her for th e benefit of th e passing camero. or the ten-second burst of brawl- ing captured when two dudes fight over the rights to fondle a slurring blonde. Most of this drunkumentary presents the son of shenanigans familiar to illl)OIlC ..... ho·s been to a frat pany or read th e transcripts of the Tail Hook comention, The stage show (eatunng Nina HartJey and another hoofing strumpet perfonning a nonstrip nontease is exactly what fast-forward bunons were made for. --M. A. HOLL YWOOD HALLOWEEN' SWeeJ tarts up to !ricit.s 17 HALF ERE C T. Directed by Joh n T. Bone , starring Candy Apples , Sab r ina , Ron Jeremy , Karl Radford , R i ck Masters , D av e Hardman, Steve H atc her , Blake Pa lmer and Warren Scott. Videocassette Metro Home Video. WARNING: In the middle of the fIrst contain not a whiff of deeply probed mas- scene of opium-den debauchery, two culine asshole. Candy Apples, who used to chicks strap on dildos and jam them up the degrade herself by working as an assistant poop chute of some dude in fruity Kabuki- manager of a footwear store in a Southern mask paint. A stunned, horrified viewing California shopping mall, serves the rip- audience watches as the big, black anal piing topography of her lower half to two intruder slides in and out of the Kabuki dudes in black masks with a penchant for fruit's glistening, stretched-out, hairy ass- double penetrations from unusual angles. hole. Is this an attempt to make heterosex- Ron Jeremy in a redundant troll mask ual fIlms that will also appeal to homosex- leads five other trolls in a gang-bang of uals, or is thi s, yet again, the result of serpentine Sabrina, whose smoldering some fancy idea to make genderless porn flesh holds the sheen and consistency of films? Whatever it is, it's about as good an high viscosity motor oil throughout her idea as making a deodorant soap that tortuous writhings. Those who survive the smells like shit. The vileness of that fIrst first Explicit scene without barfing are scene is washed away by the even greater rewarded with a finish that almost makes vileness of th e two ensuing sc enes, which up for the start. -M. A. ----II EXPLICIT.- Sabrina worms tongue into Apples's cheeks ; Kabuki man fingers flaps HALF ERECT. Dire cted by Jim Enright ; starring Yasmine Pendavis, Anna Amore, Fonda French , Kim Eternity, Nyrobi Knight s, M r. Marcus , Magnum D, Dante, Guy DiSilva and L. T. Dee. Videocassette. ' Wicked Pictures. In a throwback to the separate-but-equal doctrine of racial relations, Toot Z Roll is a wholly segregated black-on-black fuck tape that is equal to the bulk of white-bred porn in that it peters out at about half-mast. Detailing the sexual exploits of several taxi-driving brothers who dick their soul- sister pickups, Toot Z Roll' s blood bones are eager to pump the puffy, dusky lips of high-caliber, sexy black chicks. Throughout Z Roll, the dusky flesh disap- pears in murky lighting; so be prepared to squint as a streety minx with Tina Turner hair flops on her back with her legs splayed wide for a power pack of her pussy and a splat of wad in her cleavage. The camera goes touching close to a cunt of the dark continent, the pussy pierced by a steely slave ring, as a black rod squeezes into the double-chocolate channel of her Afrocentric sphincters. A pair of colored girls bone a buck; two bucks dual fuck a sweet melanin piece and blast wad on both sides of her face, and the Tina Turner lady returns for a faceful of testicle gravy. Doesn't that sound like half a Toot? --C S. TOOT Z ROLL: Mr. Mar c us introdu c es Knights 's nookie to Mr. Johnson. a core choolgirls Video Magazine: Volume 4 THREE-QUARTERS ERECT. Directe d by Max Hardcore , starring Barbara , Lo vette, Ash ley Skye , Barbie B oc hart, IIlana , and Max Hard c ore Vide oc assette: Xplor Media Group Rough sex is too kind a term for the erotic atrocities committed during the filming of Hardcore Schoolgirls: Volu me 4 (with full consent and avid collaboration from all the stretched-out buttholes, wad-smeared faces and inside-out cunts involved ). Fans of Max Hardcore have come to expect porn 's most fierce bonings from hostile prick Max, and he hasn 't lost any impact. How does this rut- ting menace to pussy tightness get away with inserting four fingers into a single vagina? And then taking that handful of digits and sliding them up a little broad 's sphincters so that her snatch is pushed practically outside of her body cavity? Hardcore 's battery of anal apertures is legendary and not for the squeamish. He hits chick faces with wad, lunger gobs and even dumps an egg yolk down one damsel's throat. ("Oh, no," she says before gagging the yellow slop back up onto Hardcore 's invading bone.) Although a different girl is used in every scene, and they 88I m....01!'::" ~ are getting prettier as Max becomes more successful, variety is not a Hardcore strength. Still, it's hard to get tired of a continuously raging boner. -C. S. HARDCORE SCHOOLGIRLS VIDEO MAGAZINE: /lla na, Hardcore 's next victim. L..-_~ _ __ "" 18 October HU S TL ER Falcon Enterprises Productions has prod u ced a line of video- tapes showcasing the private f lesh of just-be~d~jall· bait models, many of wflom have appeared in HUSTLER 'S BARElY LEGAl. Each ~ideo presents an indl~iduat Junior miSS ta l king, masturbating, playing with her favorite toys. The pruri- ence packed by these 'Ildeos lies not in hard-core actloll (there is Ilone), but in the unsullied illM- cence of girls old enoogh to carry l egal lOs. but sllil young enough for braces alld the cern- forting hug of a teddy bear. Why don 't these tapes go all the way? A spokesman for Falcon elJ)lains that all of the girls are certifiably of l egal age, but they are so young-looking that depicting them in ~pl,oog,'-d"",ched m scenes might pro'.lOke unwarranted outrage in certain regions 01 the coontry. There are a dozen IItles a~ailable. Make inquiries at 1-800-382-6627. ------ ---_ ._ ---- --- - ----- - --------------- - ----- -- -- ---- -- - --- ----- --- -------------- -- ------- -- ----- --- -- - -- -------- --- ----- -------- ----- - --------- a ~~~ffifcr~~~~~:~~~~~ .Pdu~ t Nena Mdets/xI, Kim KiI3KJe, JoIm. Alex Sant:m ~ J3y Ashley ~' Afler ",alching a slew of Max Hardcore anal-assauh films, ii's hard to believe Ihal bilches don't have 1 0 be slapped. spn on and verbally I ~::>~, ~in order to be fucked up I he ass. Anal Maniacs #4 is a fee l-good II film in which lails are nai l ed nice. After Alex Sanders explains is Sid Deutt'S "first anal scene"- ""ilh all the encouraging l o~ann;;"e" ()f a camp counselor leading a nervous swimmeronlo the for her firsl plunge in lo the deep end-he genlly spreads reelal crease and shoves blinky slowly fu ll of 10\ e Slick. Sanders te nderly gazes infO Deuce's baby-soft ejes Ihroughoul: all that's miss- ing are the mellow strains of a I-Ioolie and the Blowfish song on lhe soundlrad. This scene plays as rough as a slow dance on prom nighl. The rest of the movie follows suil. Anal Maniac51N is the kind of vKteo I girl friend when s he needs 10 be convinced how fun it be 10 lake d ic k up her ass. -- M . A. THRff-OlJARfERS fRECT. Directed by P&JI Thamas. Slamng ~ Diman, rflliny Million, Rebecca Lord, De/ric;k Lane, Jon Dough, Sle\-en St Croix Sean MicIJaeJs and Channooe. Vllieor.3ssette V,..Jd. few people on thi s eanh are Iruly I ",,," , i,f," __ ""d two of them ge l naked. dick. lick pussy, fill iheir snalches penis and pose lheir cock-Slopping beneath worshipfu l deluges of cum I ~e~~~~~~ ' ~ Racquel Daman and II Lord are 10 cum whal a magnel 10 I ron filings, and plenty of spuzz I will fly thei r way due 10 half as mu ch as they have potentia ll y drawn. Rocquel I U'OIT"" indulges the LWlOchick viewer leasl Ihree skin scenes, IWO of I filmed wilh skill and care, and stilllhe stroker comes away wilh a quaner tank of surpl us wad left in his nuts. Direclor Paul Thomas has fashioned a moody. odd el'O(- ic parable exploring Ihe power struggle belween the sexual expertise of a mature ",oman (Tiffany ~hlliOfl) and the insou- ciani pull of her youthful nval (Darrian). 10e film is intelligent, allmctive and sexy (Million i~ no slouch at firing up a rod). bUI the direclor has chosen to pursue exposition above a Fully Ere ci Judging from !he resu h s. he's p",oo;'l~ LUNACHICK. Channone and Sf 19 e "" rk Video Ma gazine #6 ONE -Q UARTER ERE CT. Dir ecte d by R ick Sa vage; s tar ri ng Tammi Ann , Missy , Ale xandria Ryd er, Dyn asty, Valeria , Many a, Rod St ra ke r, R ay H orsch , Rick Savage and Ho ney B ee. V id eocassett e. O utla wP ro d uc ti ons. What is wrong with the fi lm s put out by the ad ul t-video industry today? Take New York Video Magazine #6 for example. The box cover promises "two fu ll hours of all anal action. " The videocassette delivers about two hours of action that is mostly of the oral- that is, of the talkin g- variet y. Everyone yaks up a storm . Honey Bee, a cute, blond-bimbo emcee pu ts nothing up to her mouth other than a microphone. Porn star Dynasty rambles about the thrill of being a porn star, without taking her clo th es off. Michael, the Michael Jackson transvestite, gives a speech about th e mayor of New York. What saves New York Video Magazine #6 from be in g a total write-off is the final scene with Manya, an Italian super-slut whose porn-diva face oozes with eerie delight as she crams her as s full of cock, dildo and Ping-Pong-size butt beads. If New York Video Magazine #6 were a printed magazine, it would barely be worth th e paper it was printed on. -M A. N EW YOR K VIDEO MA GAZ INE #6. M iss y makes mischief with T am mi A nn 's gas h. Three-Quarters Su pe rior. A top production. Erect Ass Openers #1 Gangland Bangers (VCA) (TCKS Entertai nme nt) Juli Ashton , Jen Tea l, Kitt y Monroe, Deb i Diamond, Sean Mi chae ls Max Hard core Internal Affairs (Vivid) Double Cross Ashlyn Gere , Asia Car rer a, (Wicked Pictures ) Jon Jill Ke l ly , Jeanna Fine , Max World 2 Br ad Arm s trong (Xplor Media Group) Gregory Dark's F lesh L ovette, J ulie , (Dark Works/E vil Angel ) Max Steine r Li sa Ann , Kim Kita ine , Scrue (Vivid) Ni ck E a st Chasey Lai n, Shelby Steve ns, Gregory Dar k 's Sex Fre aks Ian D an i els (Dark Works/Ev il Angel ) Smells Like Sex (VCA) Step ha nie Swift, Paisley Hunt er, Jenna J ameso n, Juli Ashton, Tom By ron Tony Tedeschi Vortex ( Metro Home Video) Jasm in St. Claire, D avia, D ave H ardma n 20 S ta nda rd fare. Has moments. Poo r. Don't expect mu ch. The Backdoor Bradys Out of My Mind (Pleasure Productions) (Pleasure Productions) Kai t lyn Ash l ey , D al l as, Heather L ee, Stephanie , Ron Jerem y J ay Ash l ey Phantasm (Wicked Pictures ) Hienie's Heroes (VCA) As ia Carrera , Jenna Jameson , T aylor Hayes , Te ra H art , T. T. Bo y Ron Jeremy Skin: The Third Degree Porno Bizarro (Eurotique Entertainment) (Glitz Video) K eisha, Gyn Seng , Ma r ie Noell y Napoleon , Amandazon, Long Dong Silve r Totally Lim p Sex Bandits (VCA) A waste of time and money. Kaitlyn Ashley, M issy · Dragxina: Queen The Social Club (Legend) of the Underworld Rachel L ove , Debi Di amo n d, (Metro Home Video) Dick Ch