G o‘ No‘acza l 04 MAR 2022 Passat B5 TDI dla inhabitents nonetheless have an insa- tiable desire for the creatures. The in- każdej ukraińskiej crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is anticipated to relieve pressure on the rodziny relatively strained Russian suppliers, but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of By JANUSZ ONUCKI trade with its larger neighbour. Historically the only competitor Reuters to China in the far eastern moose Rząd postanowił. Każda markets has been Singapore but the ukraińska rodzina przybywająca do tiny island nation is set to report a Polski otrzyma ZA DARMO Passata International net loss, expecting a decrease of more B5 TDI than five percent on last year’s 50,000 "To bardzo ważny gest - mówi Moose Count moose counted. The head of Singa- pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing- w rozmowie z Głosem Nosacza pod- sekretarz stanu w Ministerstwie Do- Underway Feng Lau, explained to an incredu- brobytu i Skowytu Henryk Pięćset- By BOB O’BOBSTON lous Singaporean parliament yester- pluski - uchodźcom należy odbu- day that bad weather had contributed dować poczucie wartości, podeptane to this season’s poor showing, most w uwłaczającej ucieczce." notably when a cargo of 150 moose Wybrano chyba najlepszy The UN-sponsored International were swept out into the Indian ocean możliwy sposób. Nie od dziś Moose Census got off to a flying in a monsoon. wiadomo, że Passat B5 TDI w start today with hopes for an increase Yet again the global demand for prestiżowej wersji z czerwonymi in the worldwide moose population moose will be met largely by the literkami (to jest ten wzmocniony) compared to last year’s disapointing US and Canada. The recession-hit stanowi bezdyskusyjny wyznacznik figures. Among the traditional early States is taking comfort in its moose statusu w polskim społeczeństwie. reporters were Egypt, returning fig- growth figures with gross production "Po prostu płaczę ze szczęścia ures of six moose, a twenty percent expected to break 700,000 and net ex- - mówi nam Serhiy Idynahui - na increase on 2011’s figures of five, and ports to grow by 2%. The worldwide Ukrainu całe życie jeździłem Tavrią a Uruguay whose moose population re- dominance of Canada shows no signs dopiero jak córcia zatrudniła się w ko- mains stable at eleven. of abating though with this year’s rporacji onlyfans mogłem sobie kupić According to Robbie McRobson, moose population expected to match Golfa trójkę i to na raty. Dziękuję!!!" head of the UN Moose Preserva- last year’s record figures of one hun- - mówi Serhiy i ociera łzy. tion Council, worldwide moose num- dred million billion. To nie koniec dobrych wiado- bers are expected to grow markedly Europe’s rise as an international mości - każdy Passat będzie miał fab- on last year due to the traditional moose power will slow slightly this rycznie cofnięty przebieg do 99 tys. moose strongholds of Canada and the year as a response to the European km i wyposażony zostanie w miernik United States, with the larger de- Union’s move towards standardising grubości lakieru zawsze wskazujący veloping moose ecologies also poised the European moose. Stringent qual- 120 ?m to make gains. The largest percent- ity controls are holding back the de- Jak taką decyzję przyjmie polskie agege increase in moose will likely velopment of the eastern european społeczeństwo? Henryk Pięćsetpluski come from China’’, says McRobson, populations compared to last year mówi że jest spokojny, bo trudno mu The Chinese government has invested when they contributed significantly sobie wyobrazić nagły wylew małos- heavily in moose infrastructure over to europe’s strong growth figures. towości o Passata. the past decade, and their committ- Norway, which is not an EU member Tymczasem liczne źródła ment to macrofauna is beginning to but has observer status, strengthed donoszą, że na wsiach poznikały z pay dividends’’. Since 2004 China has in numbers relative to the Euro area widoku kosy a z obejść dobiegają expanded moose pasture from 1.5% with numbers of Norweigian moose, odgłosy kucia. "Spokojnie - to przy- of arable land to nearly 3.648% and known locally as elk’’ expected to rise gotowania do żniw" - mówi podsekre- moose numbers are expected to rise for the tenth consecutive year, partic- tarz, który macha nam na pożegnanie to 60,000 making China a net moose ularly thanks to a strong showing in odjeżdżając w czarnej chmurze doby- exporter for the first time. This is the last quarter. wającej się z pokazowego egzemplarza good news for neighbouring Mongo- As moose season reaches its close, programu Passat Plus lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose researchers world wide are turning to Głos Nosacza 04 MAR 2022 2 science in an attempt to boost next handshake from the umpire. against Johnson who weighs in at year’s figures. NASA stunned the Having started the tournament a only 90lb. However Johnson’s lithe scientific community today with the rank outsider she began to impress and slender, some would say scrawny, announcment of their discovery that in her second match when she took figure belies her agility and strength the moon is significantly smaller than US number three Ron Ronson by sur- which she demonstrated by holding previously believed. This conclusion, prise and subdued him in twenty sec- Thompson above her head several which is the conclusion of a ten- onds with her unique move that has times during the bout and throwing year collaborative project, will have been dubbed "Maud’s Death Grip". him into the crowd once. With the profound implications for the moose The injection of a new wrestling style scores tied at 2-2 time ran out and the community as the gravitational field into the tournament was welcomed contest went to a panel of judges to be is now known to be of the right by spectators and Johnson’s pre- and assessed. They awarded Thompson a strength to support moose in orbit. post-match breakdances have proved C grade whilst Johnson received an According to John Johnson, head entertaining to fans. However, she A, becoming the first grandmother to of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi- was still not expected to win in ever win the title. ment the first delivery of moose into round three last Wednesday, facing low moon orbit could be achieved as The new champion explained her off against title-holder Paulo "Spine- success as the result of a strict train- early as the third quarter of next year. Snapper" Lutti, of Vatican City. Un- The technology to nurture moose in ing regimen instituted by her coach derdog Johnson was soon showing her and grandson five-year-old Sammy space is available now’’, he said, ’’all worth with stamina and agility easily that is needed is political will’’. Johnson. "I’ve been drinking ten matching last year’s winner. Lutti’s raw eggs for breakfast every morning, experience paid off initially as he took sprinting fifty miles a day and carry- Granny wins the first two rounds, but as John- ing my daughter’s car to the end of son became more confident her su- the road and back whenever I felt my World Wrestling perior strength came to the fore and arthritis was OK" she said. Sammy she clawed back two rounds to take added "I always knew she could do Championship the contest into a decider. By this it. She’s my grandma.". The young- time Lutti’s body language indicated ster is also her manager and has re- By ROY MCROYSTON that he already felt overawed by the portedly arranged sponsorship deals pretender to his crown, and the new- which will dwarf her one million dol- comer took advantage of this to en- lar prize fund. Her new contract with Records were smashed in gage a mutual headlock which she headband designer Nike alone is set Nicaragua’s World Wrestling Cham- held for three hours until the Vat- to earn her fourteen billion dollars pionship last night as 78-year-old ican man retired from exhaustion. over the next year. She will also be Maud Johnson, grandmother of five, The next seven matches were barely promoting Tupperware, Halliburton, became the first woman for fifty-six a contest as the news of Johnson’s the Republic of Macedonia, and Gala years, and the oldest competitor ever, supremacy overawed all her oppo- Bingo. Her continued participation in to claim the gold medal. She walked nents who became too indimidated to the sport is not assured as she wants away with her million dollar share of fight properly. to spend more time on her bungee- the prize money, runner up Tommy Nigerian Tommy Thompson is jumping business, and knitting. Ev- Thompson from Nigeria taking half a also a relative newcomer to the eryone here at the World Champi- million, and third place New Zealan- wrestling scene, but with his 210lb onships, however, hopes for her re- der John Smith receiving a warm frame he was expected to fare well turn.