DEDICATED TO Klaus Schwab Bot Dubya Rothbardian Petrixxx Sectionalism Ares And to all my supporters Disclaimer: I wrote this over the course of like 20 mins so I am not responsible for any errors. INTRODUCTION This book is a reference on how to win elections, primarily concerning those on the internet,I started from nothing and quickly beat everybody with a margin of just 4 votes, so lettuce begin The Tactics I.Build a following, I did not do this but you should as the past /dem/ presidents (brapsonsharts is a popular soytuber, gold worked for brapson,/webm/ was an infamous poster) all had previous followings, and so did my main opponents being Veen and DotPNG. II. Look at the current predicament I choose to run during that time since /dem/ was a dnb hellhole ruled by a frankly terrible president (sorry webm) there were also no strong contenders so I decided to give it a chance III.Pick up a persona I recommend doing someone whos already famous (I choose 42nd president bill clinton) as namefags always have 1 fault that people do NOT like to look over, and will use it to berate you. IV. Check the pinned entry post Self explanatory, just steal other peoples propositions and create one big platform to preach on (Early on I wanted to ban cobsontalks and Ongezellig and support WEBM not because I supported it, but because others did) V.Create GOOD ads. I will give examples of good and bad ads Compare mine to the bad side, mines are short simple and clever, often with a sharp tone (like the BUSH CLINTON sign) includes a silly joke like the ps2 one and lays out my proposals in a neat matter like the campaigning one, a slogan is also good, like shill for bill and push for bush, if we look the bad side we see an image attached usually being a sharty textpost with tons OF SNCA walltext, it shows that you do not know how to advertise yourself, don't just give your proposals like a ROBOT, make it INTERESTING and MEMORABLE! VI. VP is better than P I choose to dropout and instead run under bush for 2 reasons. I. I was under the impression that he wasnt as sharp as me, and II. He would receive all the criticism, and boy was I right lmao, they all mostly targeted bush while I operated from within VI. Overestimate yourself I posted a fake iq test (131 I believe) and wanted input from others, the only reply I received was from freedot with a 121, this thus gives an appearance of me being more intelligent and therefore more capable to rule VII.Spread thy message Self explanatory, spam pinned threads, qa, pol,and soy with your ads, it will get people to recognize you very quickly. Nate was also a good choice as it had no cooldown and a pinned thread, so you could wipe it with your own advertising, but its long gone VIII. do NOT mention your enemies When running I would advise not to mention your opponents unless you are certain it will bring them down (remember LOVE TRUMPS HATE, LMAO) IX.Appeal to the Majority and the Minortity Self explanatory I choose to appeal to Christians /Pol/ and Swaggers ( swaggerswithattitude.com ) to get their vote, not because I genuinely care about these issues. X. Lie Simple, if youre in a tough situation just lie lol, I usually lie about my ethnicity mental wellbeing and age all the time to create a sense of personal connection (Ie I lied to limeade about me being 16 with aspergers to get him to bring himself down to my level) (I lied to Bush about being Turkish and being 16) and I've certainly lied more than I can recall, if you already have built up a personality though this is optional. XI. Defame OTHERS On the first round I was 1st place behind VEEN and JOE BIDEN, Bush reminded me of Caden using some shitty zellig splinter to bring fake votes, and when I searched up Joe Biden, to my surprise they were all recommending to vote for him, the rest is history and I WON with 50 votes. XII. Connect with people Good ways are looking for threads where someone is upset at the current state (Ie someone wants to ban furries on soy, go to that thread and tell him to vote (you) so you can ban furries on dem, and voila you just got a vote!) its also good if you talk in the irc to get people to know you better (thats like 5 free votes) XIII. Come up with a farsighted plan Very simple, if you win you are president for weeks, tell the people what you will do each week, the plan doesn't have to be detailed, just have the facade of it looking detailed, and people will compliment you for your farsightedness, Now you know how to win, good luck bud. WHY I RESIGNED. Because IDGAF about the board lmao I just wanted to see how easy it was to win, and it was quite easy, and I want to try Nofap Semen Retention EasyPeasy 30 days no internet and I was planning on resigning in 3 days regardless.