The Punnit Files Vol 1. Compiled by Sam Whiles, Danny O’Gorman & Tom Kwei Thanks so much for supporting the show! Contents: • Sex & Movies • James Bond Films & Fish • TV Shows & Business/Finance • Dinosaurs & Pain • Pokemon & Dogs • Game Of Thrones & House hold Items • Superheroes & Clothing • Video Games & Drinks • Battle Rappers & The Human Body • American States/Cities & Bodily Wounds • Films & Medicine/Illnesses • Dogs & Alcohol • Comedians & Verbs • Denzel Washington Films & Birds • Prehistoric Creatures & Alcohol • Qual ifications & Film Directors • Rockstars & Animals • Cooking & Musicals • Pokemon & Drinks • Sci - Fi Films & Countries • Household Items & Movies • Tolkien & Eating • Tom Waits & Fish • Soviet Russia & Movies • Mythological Creatures & Alcohol • Hairdressing & Movies • Live Enter tainment & Animals • Video Games & Illnesses • Star Wars & Songs • Landmarks & Desserts • Video Game Consoles & Forest Creatures • Pizza & Movies • Games Shows & Animals • Battle Rappers & Movies • Celebrities & Confectionary • Celebrities & Animals • Actors & Places • Rocksta rs & Animals • Builders/Workmen & British TV Sex & Movies Poonrise Kingdom. 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James Bond Films & Fish Quantum Of Mollusk. Dolphin - ger. Dr Roe. Fry Another Ray. Live And Let Pike. Shoal - Den Eye. A View To Krill. The World Is Not Eel - Nough. On Her Majesty’s Secret Saw - Fish. TV Shows & Business/ Finance. Bill - boardwalk Empire. Games Of Loans. Breakin g Bank. Malcom in the Mid - Dole. Fairly Odd Payments. S.P.E.N.D.S. How I Bet Your Broker. The Spent - alist. The Loan Ranger. M’Earnlin (merlin). Magnum P.P.I. Cost (Lost). Recess - Ion. Child rens TV characters & Filthiness Daffy Muck. Elmer Mudd. F oghorn Smeghorn. Mona The Trampire. Pin - Goo. D.Dub - B.O (D.W). Bag - Of - Puss. Pepe Le'puke. Dinosaurs & Pain Die - lophoaurus (Dilophosaurus). Brake - iosaurus (Brachiosaurus). Tear - odactyl (Pterodactyl). Jura - Sick Period (Jurassic Period). Cretace - Hurts Period (Cretaceous Period). Tri - Sever - tops (Triceratops). Prego - saurus (Stegosaurus). Galli - Maim - us (Gallimimus). Tyranno - Sore - Arse Wrecks (Tyrannosaurus Rex). Pacy - Suffer - losaurus (Pachycephalosaurus). Pokemon & Dogs Shit - ZuBat. Jiggly - Crufts. Pug - Trio. Bord er Collie - Whirl. Ga me Of Thrones & Household Items The Bannisters. Bed Stark. The Door - Nish. The Iron Throne. Stair - ies (Varys). Superheroes & Clothing Jean Grey. Spand - Xavior. Rag - Neto. Miss - Tee - Que. Suede - Ber Tooth. Twine - Clops. Lay - Tee - Deathstrike Wool - Verine. Hat - Voc. Collar - sus. Nightie - Crawler. The Pheo - Knickers. Video Games & Drinks Tomb Power - Aider. Final Fanta - sy. Wine Splitters. Crash Brandy - Coot. Modern Water - fare. Call Of Juicy. Dying Sprite (Dying Light). Tonic The Hedgehog. Battle Rappers & Human Body Chilla Bones. D.N.A - orta. Diza - Sternum. Jaw - Tez. Nail - Lyt. Q. P.enis. Deaf - Ear - Nition. Charlie Lips. Arcane - ine. The Head Man. Kid - Ney Twist. Matt - Hair. Lune - Arse - C. Big Teeth. Knee Kay. Rap - Toe. Lung - Gunz. Toe - Can. Jo - Calf - Starr. A meri can States/Cities & Body Wounds Nebra - Scar. San Francis - Scold. Gash - Ville. Burning - Ham. Ala - Brand - A. Rex - Ass. Connectic - Hurt. Tear - Nessee. Paine. Films & Medicine/Illness. Deaf - iance. Catha - Terms Of Endearmemt. Dum - Bowel. Apendi - Sightseers. A Medical Field In England. Multiple Scleros - Sister Act. Minori - Teeth report. Sleep Impact. From Hell - th. Ill - omena. Prozac And Miri Make A Hormone. Fluxo - teen Wolf. Pee - To Bed - Pan. Aven - Germs Age of Calpol. Ion Man. Finding Chemo. Cancer In The Dark. The Ibe - Profre ssional. The Antidepre - Scent Of A Woman. Dogs & Alcohol Bull - Dog - Mers. Fur - Sters. Jack Spaniel. Paw - Light. Snout (Stout). Rekorder - Lick. Ci - Dog. T - Ale. Comedians & Human Actions Vince Yawn. Jim Breath - Ries. Rustle Howard. Jim Laugh - Igan. Dennis Lee r - ey. Blow Rogen. Bill Licks. Steven Write. Jim Carry. Andrew Dice Play. Dunk - An Trussel. Maul Rudd. Stewart Lee - n. Louie.See.K. Bill Burr - serk. Doug Stand - Hop. David Kick - Ner. D enzel Washington Films & Birds Unflockable. A Pelican Gangster. The Book Of Emu. Crane - Ing Day. The Taking Of Penguin 123. De'Ja Flew. The Eagle - izer. Falcon X. Toucan On Fire. Mo’Better Bluebird. 2 Gulls Prehistoric Creatures & Alcohol Try - Stella - Tops (Triceratops). Jaeger - Tooth Tiger (Sabertooth Tiger). Foster Raptor (Velocira ptor). Brandy Sefela Saurus (Pachycephalosaurus). Wine - O - Saur (Dinosaur). Ty - Rum - A - Saurus (Tyrannosaurus Rex). Keg - O - Saurus (Stegosaurus). Qualifications & Film Directors Martin Scores - a - C. George Ucas. Quentin Tarantin - O levels. Ang Degree. Micheal B ay levels. Rock stars & Animals. Jared Le - toad. Paul Mc - calfy. Ringo Starfish. Billy Foal. Mick Jackal. Angus Beef Young. Steve - hen Tyler. Amy Lemur. Chad Cougar. Steevie Chicks. Bruce Springsteed. Marylin Mantis. John Farm - ham. Cooking & Musicals Sela - Fame. Dirty Dining. Little Chop of Horrors. Sizzler Act. Into the Wood - fire. Le Drizzle - able. Biggie & Food. Gimmie the Food. Un - belly - vible. Onion Rings Done Changed. Very Juicy. 10 Crackling / fat commandments. Pickin the Pork. Pokemon & Drinks Mount ian Dewgong. Beer - o. Tentacool - ade. Eevian. Slow - coke. Magnatonic. Iron Mew. Mon - astar. Nesquick - atongue. Gin - yx. Meta - vodka. Slow - brew. Ratta - tango. Tango - la. Golem - onade. Vimto - rybell. Sci Fi Films & Countries German - ator. Wall - Italy. The Machine - Ist anbul. Metro - Polish. A.Iran. Pri - Morrcoo. Suns - hina. Ja - Pandorum. Afric - Her. France - endence. O - Bolivia - n. Snowpierce - Siberia. Wall - East Germany. Star Trek into Darfur. Tran - sylvania - formers. ...Brazil. Household items & Movies Frying Pans Labyrinth. Tab les of Fury. Electric Iron Man. Cup - Tin America. A - merry - can Tale. Sof - Avengers. Cush - Incredibles. A Broom with a View. Spoonrise Kingdom. Mop (instead of Hop). Sciss - Hercules. Silence of the Lamps. Raging Bulb. The Window that Shakes the Barely. Banni - Sti r of Echoes. Barton Sink. Basin Instinct. Nym - phone - maniac. Tolkien & Eating Dinner - thor. Lego - fast. Ara - gorge. Naz - gulp. She - gob. Gim - meali. Boro - meal. Gol - lunch. The Gobbling King. Bal - limic. Tom Waits & Fish Way Down in the Shoal. Heart of Satu rday Pike. On the Stickleback. Hoist that Crab. Squidabug Boy. Fins of my Father. Tom Trauberts Blue Whale. Jaynes Blue Fish. Soviet Russia & Movies Stallin’ Down. The Jungle Bukharin. Lenin Black. Tolstoy Story. The Devil Wears Pravda. Russia Hour. Be Kulak. Stakanovite of the living dead. Mythical Creatures & Alcohol Hy - draught. The Lock Guiness Monster. The Cider - clops. Medu - Såke. Uni - Coors. Skoll (Troll). Hairdressing & Movies Pacific Trim. Comb - pliance. What dreams may Comb. The Curling Iro n Giant. The Perm - inator. Premium Brush. Black Mo - Hawk Down. A Fringe too Far. Gell Boy. Live Ent ertainment & Animals Live Orca - stra. UF - Sea Turtle. Ro - Bat Boars. Spoken Bird / Worm Poetry. Acro - bat - ics. Moose - icals. WW - Eagle. Thea - termites. The Bal - ap e (Ballet). Panther - mime. Video Games & Illnesses Grand Theft Auto Immune. Crash Bandi - gout. Heavy Pain. Asth - Mass Effect. Puke Nukem Time to Kill. Lara Coughed : Tomb Raider. Sex & Video Games. Spyro the one - eyed Dragon. Crash - banged - a - boob. Sonic the Smeg - hog. Grand Theft Auto - erotic asphyxiation. Little Big Penis. Star Wars Jedi Power Spaffers. Final Sexual Fantasy. Titan - balls. Injustice : Nobs among us. Mid - hole of Honour. Ratchet and Wank. Star Wars & Songs Drop it like its Hoth. Han Ridin Solo. Palpa - Teenage Kicks. Jed - I will always love you. Ewok like a man. Chew - Back in the USSR. Landmarks & Desert. The Trifle Tower. Mt Food - ji. The Empire Steak Building. The Chrs - Lurpak Building. The Ham Canyon. Pyramids of Cheesa. The Cauliflower - seum. The L ondon Ice Cream. Ausch - Ritz Crackers. Fig Ben. The Grape of Good Hope. Consoles & Forest Creatures Ninten - doe. X - Fox 360. Atar - Eagle 2600. Commo - dove 64. The Sega Game - Deer. The Nintendo Wii - sel. Pizza & Movies Peppe - Ronin. Educating marga - Rita. Meat Fe ast is East. Pineapple Express and Ham. Ancho - V for Vendetta. Strip - Cheese. The Sword in the Stone - baked. Deep Pans Labyrinth. Topping Gun. Gameshows & Animals The Weakest Lynx. Eel of Fortune. 8 out of 10 Bats. Who wants to be a Chameleon - airre. Meer - Ca sh in the Attic. Veel or no Veel. The Mice is Right. The Crystal Moose. Three Toucan (3,2,1). Battle Rappers & Movies GJon - I am Legend. The K Shining. Sex in the Ciddy. Killer Jo - nes. The Core - teaz. Big T - eam America. The Mark Gristory Boys. Tsu Surfs Up Celebrities & Confectionary Britney Spearmint. Bruno Mars Bar. Rupert Lindt. Wrigley’s Scott. Kit Kat Deely. Rolo - prah Winfrey. Fredd - oStaire. Jonothan Reeces Pieces Myers. Ant and Double Decker. Tolbe - Ronan Keaton. Gummy Bear Grylls. Jodie Marshmallow Vanessa Fudgens. Tof - Fiona Bruce. Keith Lemon Drops. Sher - Bert Reynolds. Cadbury Manilow Video Games & Sex Gash Bandicoot. Blowed All Men (Blood Omen). Asses in Creed. Mortal Cumbat. Whore - tal. Spill - zone. Kleno - hole. Crotch - dog. Tu - cock. Pokemon & Con fectionary Flan - gaskhan. Bulba - sour. Aero - dactyl. Reeces Cater - pieces. Butterfree Kisses. Ma - choc. Ma - chomp. Go - Lemon Sherbert. Toff - Electobuzz. Pika - Chewits. Ria - chewing gum. Vul - pick and mix. Jigglypuff pastry. Pollywag - on wheel. Take Abra - eak. On - Twix. Ratta - Cake. Kitkat - atounge. Celebrity & Animals Robert Deer - Niro. Carey Bull - igan. Laura Spi - Dern. Sting Ray Liotta. John Lith - Cow. Snake Gyllenhaal. James Frankcow. Crow - y Diaz. Actors & Places Scarborough Johansson. Rotterdam - ey Jerusalem. Daniel Day Lewis - ham. Sam Roswell. Mark Buffalo. Richard Burton - upon - Trent. Rock Stars & Animals Steve Vai - per. Duck Berry. Ringo Starrfish. Steve Van Ants. Robert Plant - eater. Steven Tiger. Kieth Moonkey. Roger Poultry. John Bon Anchovi. Bono - no monkey. Build ers/ Workmen & British TV Homes under the Jackhammer. My Big Fat Gypsy bedding. Not Going Grout. Asbestos in their Eyes. Plankety Plank. Spannerama. Brick and Dom in da Bungalow. Black - ladder goes forth. Sweeping Up Appearances. Plaster of the Summer Wine My Foundry. Mids - hammer Murders.