"Pinkie Pie has a Kid" Original Story by M.Rias Pinkie Pie, oh Pinkie Pie why must you lie? Look me in the eyes Watch how I cry. Did you know that Pinkie Pie from the popular series my Little Pony Friendship is Magic has a baby? Well, it came to a I surprise to me as well. It was a rainy day in ponyville. I was checking my facebook and Pinkie Pie said she Had something to attend to. I thought nothing of it as I trust Pinkie Pie a lot as my friend I am however a curious creature so I questioned where she was going. Pinkie responded with "OH IM JUST GONNA GO MAKE SOME CUPCAKES WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS” I nodded in silence. I knew what she meant. "Ahh." i thought to myself. She's seeing that guy again... Recently Pinkie Pie has been meeting up with this guy from her workplace. He makes viral videos on YouTube and goes by the name Weird Al Yankovic. I can't believe she's choosing to spend time with a guy who is the sole reason for the parody music video “White and Nerdy” over choosing to hangout with me, a rank 800 League of Legends Diamond 1 maniac of an ADC "Oh", I said to her "Any friend in particular you're going to meet?" Pinkie froze. "U-uM not really, just some work friends” "Okay well you have fun now" I exclaimed. And just like she jumped out the door. Now you might be wondering why I just let her leave when I know where she's going and who she's t hangout with and lied about meeting. well, that's because I placed a camera tracking device and microphone in her hair so I can watch every move she makes. [30mins pass] "Welp I think it's time to look at the camera!" I said to myself con fi dently. I grabbed my device and looked at the screen, but immedietley <-idk how to spell> I regretted it... THERE HE WAS STANDING BESIDE HER. I turned on the audio. *beszzhzhettt...* “Hey Pinkie everything is going to be alright.” Weird Ail was comforting. I turned my camera around <it's a 360 degree camera i built myself with my extreme intellegience and diamond 1 League of Legends macro knowledge massive cock energy. *bsssszzzhttt* (The camera pans) "Wait a minute" I say nside my massive brain. “IS THIS A HOSPITAL?" I pan the camera more down. A baby is laying in blankets and pillows and shit like that. "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??!?I?!?!" Why was she in a hospital while looking at a baby and why was she with him? Suddenly everything went silent. Two MASSIVE eyes look onto my camera lens. “I fucked your best friend pussyhole, get rekt nerd L loser. Next is your mom. Then after that is your dad. Then I'll send you the tapes. Fuck you prick.” I gasped. How did he know the camera is there. How did he know I was me? HOW DID HE KNOW? HOW DID HEE KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW???????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????? Overall, i rated My Little Pony FiM (Friendship is Magic) a 7/10. Weird All proceeded to fuck my parents. So that took a few points o ff of a potential 10 star review. Thank you.