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Why We Should Be FWB A PowerPoint by Kaitlyn Hyatt You’re straight & I’m gay • Due to yourself being strsight, I cannot get any feelings romantically for you at all. Just sexual. • Similarly, due to me being a girl you won’t ever get feelings for me either romantically. • Even if you don’t sexually like girls or me, you can be a pillow princess forever. • You could never, ever be FWB with a guy because one of you might get feelings. It has to be a girl. Me. I Can & Will Learn Your Body • I am super comfortable in bed, this tends to help my partner become so as well. • I can wait until you’re comfortable with me in general. • Unlike most men, I WILL LEARN YOUR BODY OVER TIME AND I AM A FEMALE AND LESBIAN SO I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING. • Most guys think all girls get off the same. I’m not a dumb guy. • I am a drummer. I can do two things at once without my other body part trying to do the same thing as my hand. You Can Be a Pillow Princess • Girl, you ain’t gotta do nothing. Ever. Ever. Ever. • Lay there. • Get fucked. • Be happy. • Any time you’re ever horny, you can call me up and especially once I learn your body and you become comfortable it’ll be so beneficial and super fun and easy to just let someone get you off for you any time you’re horny. • I will drop ANYTHING I’m doing whenever you text me to come by. I am a Fucking Lesbian • ?????? Self explanatory • SLEEP. ON. IT