HAMEROTZ LAMILLION 2 OPERA SHEET EPISODE 20 -

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RON SHAHAR: Eleven couples went on the biggest television game in the world, five of them remain in the race. Tonight, after a non-stop finishing point, they will arrive in Pattaya. TONIGHT ON HAMEROTZ LAMILLION….. INTRO RON SHAHAR: The teams that were about to finish the race segment in Bangkok encountered a change in plan. RON SHAHAR: I have a surprise for you. This is a non-stop endpoint. From here you will immediately jump to your next destination in the race. ANAELLE: God forbid. AKIVA: Oh no. Skip RON SHAHAR: Tom and Adele and Ossie and Carmit are on their way to the finish point. Skip RON SHAHAR: Whereas Bar and Inna, who were delayed by the Yield, have to wait half an hour until they can enter it. BAR: It doesn't move. INNA: Yoo, no one’s coming. INNA: Do you realise that if it wasn't for this thing, we would be in first place? BAR: I don’t believe this! RON SHAHAR: The first pairs to leave the finishing point without a break are Oren and Alon and Akiva and Anaelle. Skip C-AKIVA: Suddenly you just keep running, all over again. ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE ALON: The race continues. You must go to the "Arun" temple and locate the popsicle seller who will give you the next clue. RON SHAHAR: The teams must now get to Tha Tien Pier and take a ferry that will bring them to the Wat Arun temple, where they must locate the popsicle seller and prove how many popsicles can be eaten on the road to a million. ALON: Come on, come on, Oren. Should we take a tuktuk? OREN: No tuktuk, taxi, why tuktuk? Costs more money. ALON: Come on, come on. Skip (Wat Pho) C-ALON: We received the news that the race continues, that it is a non-stop race section. ALON: With all the misery and pain the game goes on. C-ALON: And instead of resting, we set out with a brand-new envelope for two brand-new days, for the tenth race section. Skip ALON: But he is in his elegant shanti. ANAELLE: Okay, come on. ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE AKIVA: The race continues. You must go to the "Arun" temple and locate the popsicle seller who will give you the next clue. ANAELE: Wow, wow, wow, how hard it is. ANAELLE: Wow, I can't believe this leg of the race is starting. No, it's not... AKIVA: We are exhausted, terribly hot. ANAELLE: No, it's not... I don't know how we're going to finish this. C-AKIVA: Need to explain... C-ANAELLE: Maybe it seems very nice to see that we do the tasks, that we have a lot of fun, but we are also human beings, we also need to rest. We don't ask for too much, a few hours of sleep a night is enough for us. AKIVA: It is already physically difficult. ANAELLE: It's really hard, really very hard. And it's hard mentally, you're not...you're not in focus, you're acting like some...we're going to be mentally ill now. Skip (Taxi boat, 3 baht) ALON: Come on, buy a pineapple, get a pineapple. Skip C-ALON: Suddenly, after the first place and before the tenth race segment, I allowed myself to make a request to the board of directors, maybe we should stop at a local stand to buy a pineapple for a shekel and a half? Skip (Eurovision 1978 winner) OREN: I bought Alon a pineapple. You’re welcome. ALON: It's an exciting event. C-ALON: The request was granted. C-OREN: Was answered. OREN: I spent 20 baht. Two shekels... ALON: I'm three weeks into the race, the first time we stopped for a methodical break to buy something local. Indulge, my brother. C-ALON: We are on a limited budget. No stops...stop for food. Leave food, like...stopping for a bottle of water, not at all relevant, not at all legitimate. C-OREN: We have no money. C-ALON: Also the budget considerations of the miser... ALON: Take some calamari. Give him two. It's calamari, it's octopus. Give me one also. C-ALON: If I want to request, it should be in writing 24 hours before. C-OREN: Wait, didn't I treat you to a cup of coffee at the airport? C-ALON: Right. C-OREN: You are welcome. ALON: Take, my brother. Watch out for the stains. I received a victory gift, for first place. Tasty. OREN: Very tasty. ALON: Spicy. OREN: Water, but you can't buy it now, there's no money. Suck it a lot, get the juice out of it because that's what to drink now. BAR: What is this heat, mother? The suit and the heat, I'm fainting. INNA: What is he saying? What is he doing there, teaching? Yoo, no one will come. C-BAR: You are locked in a box called the "Yield box". Everyone can pass you by, it's not up to you. That's it, you're locked up. INNA: What a nightmare, oh God. Skip OSNAT: Now we are going to meet Ron on the carpet. Yoo, seeing me like this, he won't want to marry me. He won't want to at all. CARMIT: Let him think, maybe he'll think you're hot like that. BAR: Eternity. Like waiting forever. INNA: It really feels like forever. BAR: Please, come on, timer. Skip ADELE: Inna and Bar are currently delayed for half an hour. They have the "Yield", I really hope they stay there. INNA: Come on, come on, come on. BAR: Come on, timer, here, here, here, come on, come on, come on. C-BAR: It was insanely stressful. It's as if somewhere your hands are tied behind your back and you have nothing to be done. You have to wait until the moment they release your hands. Skip CARMIT: It’s here, no? OSNAT: Yes. INNA: Bar, look. BAR: What? INNA: The Yemenites have arrived. C-BAR: My breath was gone. C-INNA: I couldn't believe this was happening to me. C-BAR: My mind state, instead of on, switched off. Shoshana Shoshana sung Skip OSNAT: How pretty you are. Beautiful. RON SHAHAR: Ossie and Carmit, you are the couple who arrived third. OSNAT AND CARMIT, THIRD PLACE RON SHAHAR: You look like two members of the Knesset now. C-OSNAT: Ron received us happily and cheerfully. We said, how beautiful, in the middle of the day, we stopped, our day is over, we are going to rest. RON SHAHAR: What do you want to do now, Ossie? OSNAT: Go to the beach, lie down and sunbathe with a bikini, a thong... RON SHAHAR: Pretty. OSNAT: Pretty. C-OSNAT: I told him, I plan to go to the beach, wear a thong, a bikini, sunbathe, and Carmit, what did you tell him? Where are you planning to go? Sleep, shower, sleep... RON SHAHAR: So I have news for you, girls. This is a non-stop endpoint. From here you will leave immediately and continue the race towards your next destination. OSNAT: In your mother? C-OSNAT: So he told us, forget it, girls, you go on. From here the race continues. We got fever. C-CARMIT: I was shocked. Skip RON SHAHAR: Carmit, Ossie, in this envelope is your next clue. I will wait for you at the tenth endpoint. Race. INNA: I don't want Tom and Adele to arrive before us. Ya Allah, it's a matter of seconds. Skip ADELE: They are delayed. Tom, run. Here they are, here they are. I told you, I told you. BAR: Ah, I don’t believe it, Inna. INNA: Ya Allah. C-BAR: Tom and Adele... C-INNA: Passing us by… C-BAR: Passed us by. That's what I was most afraid of. C-INNA: You don't know how to take it. You... I started stuttering. BAR: I can't believe it, we arrived first and we are the last to leave. We fucking arrived first. C-BAR: You came first, but who cares? You're kicked out, those are the rules. Skip ADELE: How beautifully she is dressed. Like relative to the Chinese here, uh, no, to the Thais here. Skip TOM: Not knowing impurity, what heat. ADELE: How beautiful we are, right? RON SHAHAR: You are beautiful anyway, always, both of you. How was your day, guys? TOM: How was today? In terms of tasks, it was... sweet and sour. ADELE: We had quite a fight. TOM: I love her and everything really happens... in the heat of the moment, then we fight and there are a bit of arguments. I'm not coming...we're together here, we're a team, we have to be there for each other. I love her the way she is and there's nothing I can do, we paid a heavy price for it. C-ADELE: My noni. C-TOM: Look, I'll tell you the truth? There are things I can't forgive, what will I do? But I...I flow. ADELE: Forgive you. RON SHAHAR: Adele and Tom, you are the couple who arrived fourth. TOM AND ADELE, FOURTH PLACE TOM: We are like a cat, we are. There are such things, tell me? We have literally nine souls, oh God, there are no such things. RON SHAHAR: Adele and Tom, I have a surprise for you. C-TOM: And suddenly... the unbelievable happens. Something you didn't believe could happen, God bless you, that you are connected to him through a pipe, sending a bomb. RON SHAHAR: The race continues. TOM; What? RON SHAHAR: From here you immediately continue to your next segment in the race. TOM: There is no such thing. Skip RON SHAHAR: Tom and Adele, in this envelope is your next clue. Hit the road. TOM: Come on, go. Hear Israel, what is going on here. C-TOM: Something that hasn't happened in the race until now, you actually...continue the race. They will answer, we raced for a day and a half, TOM: Not knowing impurity! C-TOM: And at this moment we continue the race and go to the tenth segment of the race. OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE OSNAT: The race continues. You must go to the "Arun" temple and locate the popsicle seller who will give you the next clue. Come on, taxi, here, here, come on. OSNAT: Wat Arun. CARMIT: Not bus, not taxi, the other thing. Ferry, you know? TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE ADELE: Route Info. TOM: Now we give our minds. Come on, narrowing gaps. Get in, get in, a new mood, a good mood, and come on, forget what happened. Narrowing the gaps. We are young, we have fitness. ADELE: Everyone here is a bit weak now, I think. Now we will give push. C-ADELE: We know that at the moment all the contestants have already weakened. They gave all their power and they’re down, so we said, now we will give the fight. TOM: Come on, my life, I want to reach the finals. ALON: You have to take the shuttle to the "Arun" temple. Skip ALON: Come on, get on. OREN: In the elegant look. We will sit here with these suits, 500 degree heat. ANAELLE: Come on, Shoshi. Skip AKIVA: Shosha, come quickly, the ferry is leaving. Skip AKIVA: The brothers are on it for sure. C-ALON: We boarded the ferry, it was nice, there was wind, there was weather...there was a good feeling in the air. OREN: Oh, it's here. Wow, what a big island. ALON: Where will you find the popsicle seller? ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE ALON; Come on. Come on. Come on, to work. You must now prove how many popsicles you can eat to get one step closer on the road to a million. RON SHAHAR: The Thais usually cool off from the heat with homemade popsicles. The couple will now have to eat the local popsicles until they find the popsicle on whose stick the next destination is written. Inside the ice pot there are 100 popsicles and the couple will have to eat them one by one. Only when they find the right stick will they know where the next clue is. ALON: The popsicle seller...what is this? This is the popsicle seller. OREN: Wait, wait, where? Did you find him? ALON: Come on, the popsicle seller. Hi. Skip ALON: Okay, Oren, one. Come on, start hitting. Yoo, that's a lot. ALON: Nightmare. OREN: Put your hand down and stop whining. C-OREN: Turns out we need to eat... C-ALON: The local popsicles. C-OREN: It's a vessel that contains about a hundred units of popsicles. ALON: Wow, how much, what an amount. C-OREN: And in one of the popsicles will appear the hint that he is supposed to lead us... C-ALON: On the stick. C-OREN: To the next point. ALON: Uh-uh, that's hard. OREN: What is so hard? It's juice. ALON: My mouth is cold. C-ALON: We started eating. There were flavors of Coke... C-OREN: Disgusting. C-ALON: Cherry flavor... C-OREN: Tasty. C-ALON: Flavors of...green. C-OREN: Not bad. C-ALON: Of lemon. C-OREN: Very good. C-ALON: There was no lemon, wait, there was a lemon. C-OREN: There was a lemon. It was actually not bad. C-ALON: Yes, and from time to time we were surprised with a red with a lemon edge. That was very nice. C-OREN: Which was a bonus. OREN: The coke is disgusting, but the lemon is delicious. ALON: Come on Oren. ANAELLE: Come on, the popsicle seller. ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE ANAELLE: You must now prove how many popsicles you can eat to get one step closer on the road to a million. Come, come on, sweetie, come, onwards. ALON: A second pair arrived. Come on, quickly. AKIVA: Popsicles in this heat are something positive. C-AKIVA: We arrive, see the 100 popsicles and we start eating. C-ANAELLE: With pleasure, it was really fun. At first it was delicious... C-AKIVA: At first it was fun, very hot... C-ANAELLE: We choose flavors. He chooses a strawberry, I choose this… ANAELLE: The green is delicious, it tastes like watermelon. AKIVA: The green is most delicious. Shosha, do you think there is a "traffic light"? C-ANAELLE: It was so delicious... C-AKIVA: It's also fun when they come and organize everything kosher for you, everything is good. C-ANAELLE: Yes, it was ice like that, it was really fun. C-AKIVA: Ice pops. C-ANAELLE: Yes. ALON: To life. AKIVA: Wow. So sweet. It's just a concentrate I got. C-AKIVA: Eventually it starts to become too sweet. AKIVA: Ick. It’s sweet, huh? Take one of these. Bite of this, bite of that. ANAELLE: I love sweet. OREN: One coke, one normal. ALON: Why do you think it will be in the coke? OREN: No, because coke is disgusting, not one person will eat all the coke. ALON: Got it. C-ALON: We ate five, ten, 15, 17, 27...that on the first, on the second it's cool, hot, sunny. C-OREN: It was very hot. That was fun. C-ALON: It felt good. But at 15, 20 it's already starting to bother me. ALON: Better not to eat at all and end up touching all the cokes. OREN: Also true. ALON: Who said it's in the coke? OREN: Right. ALON: You have to suffer now, in the end there will be no choice. C-INNA: We run to Ron knowing that we are the last couple to arrive. Disappointed. Skip RON SHAHAR: You look like Charlie's Angels. BAR: Really. Charlie's not here. Certainly not here. RON SHAHAR: What was it like to meet the hourglass? BAR: Not very welcoming, who knows what. RON SHAHAR: Bar and Inna. You are the couple that came in fifth place. BAR AND INNA, FIFTH PLACE INNA: Ya Allah. BAR: We did everything that needed to be done. I am very proud of us. RON SHAHAR: Where do you get the power from? INNA: One from the other. My connection here with Bar has intensified and it surprises me every time. Her abilities, I'm really proud of her. BAR: I'm insanely proud of you. I think that really, regardless, I think that this behavior and what we are going through gives a new facet to looking at the friendship. RON SHAHAR: Bar and Inna. I have a surprise for you. This is a non-stop endpoint. From here you continue the race to your next destination. C-INNA: Huh? What? BAR: Wow. C-BAR: My heart at that moment stopped, fell to my underwear. In those moments like these are your only moments of happiness. It's a feeling of liberation... you feel like you've just won the jackpot, like you did Russian roulette and won for the first time. That's how it feels. RON SHAHAR: In the envelope is your next clue. Good luck to you. I hope to see you in a good place, at the tenth finish point of the race. BAR: Thank you very much. INNA: Thank you. RON SHAHAR: Race. BAR: Come on. INNA: Come on. Skip C-INNA: The race continues. C-BAR: It is a non-stop race. INNA: Yoo, mami! BAR: Wow! BAR AND INNA, CURRENTLY IN LAST PLACE BAR: Route Info. INNA: What a leg. BAR: Something. INNA: Here’s a taxi. BAR: You have to take a taxi to Tha Tien Pier and take a ferry to the “Wat Arun” temple. Skip BAR: I'm exhausted. We had about five missions, Roadblock, Detour, crazy, like... like that... and continue. C-INNA: I didn't know how to react at all to the situation. We survived this relegation and we're happy to stay, but... after all these hours, after everything you've been through, continue. To the next destination. BAR: It's to the pier. It's really not here. Skip BAR: Wait a minute. BAR: No, I don't understand it, wait a second. BAR: No, no, no, a second. We are going to make a mistake here. INNA: Can I have a second? BAR: Yes. A second, but...a minute. A minute, a minute, a minute. C-BAR: From the second Ron explained to us that we were continuing the race my brain stopped functioning. A level of IQ of a three-year-old child seemed to flatter me. BAR: I don't know, maybe we're making a mistake. INNA: What's the problem, he'll take us to the ferry. BAR: No, but what about the popsicle seller? Skip BAR: A second, stop, wait. Skip INNA: Don't you see they don't understand you? Why do you continue the argument? C-INNA: Again me and Bar come under pressure. INNA: The mind doesn't work, the mind doesn't work. Maybe...I don't know. BAR: Where is ours? He had a ferry. It's a shame, we might have gone up...we have to go there again. C-INNA: And get confused and go around ourselves and get into the flounder of confusions. INNA: Come on, Bar, come in, then let's get it together. BAR: Okay. INNA: Get in. C-BAR: I think this very, very contributed to the fact that we were not able to find the... the way how to get to this ferry now. INNA: I'm really stressed, like. BAR: Yes, me too. Skip TOM: Look at his hair, can he speak English? Come to the main road, leave. It's abandoned people. Come on. Skip ADELE: I don't understand where to go, I don't understand. What does a shuttle mean? What does a ferry mean? What’s a ferry? C-TOM: We knew we were pressed for time and had to move on because time was running out. TOM: Here, Wat Pho, here. ADELE: No Wat Pho, we don't need Wat Pho! TOM: So what do you need? ADELE: Wat Arun. OSNAT: Ask them. CARMIT: These don't understand, these are monks. OSNAT: Wat Arun. Skip OSNAT: Let's ask here. CARMIT: He says this ship takes...this boat takes us to the temple. OSNAT: Israel lives… OSNAT: Come on, come on, Carmit. Come on, open it. OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE OSNAT: You must now prove how many popsicles you can eat to get one step closer on the road to a million. CARMIT: Here, here, here. I see someone with a popsicle, come on. Give me red, red. Red. OSNAT: How many did you eat? ALON: We have already eaten 30. OSNAT: Yoo. C-OSNAT: So Samson and Yuvav said, they have already eaten thirty popsicles. Akiva and Anaelle also said, "We ate about twenty-something popsicles." Yoo... C-CARMIT: I was surprised. C-OSNAT: Definitely going to shit cubes later. CARMIT: Don't take my colours, maybe in other colours that are available. I can't eat anything, me. OSNAT: Oh, really? CARMIT: Just lemon or strawberry, that's it. C-OSNAT: Carmit informed me, unequivocally, not to eat either the red ones or the yellow ones. Why, because I don’t like the other colours. CARMIT: So take other colours because it's a shame, maybe it's written in other colours. C-CARMIT: I don't like popsicles that much. I've always said, I'm full of good food. I don't like popsicles or any kind of bullshit. C-CARMIT: I ate the popsicle. As I take the first bites, I suddenly see something engraved on the stick. CARMIT: You’re welcome. ALON: You found it, babe? Great. C-OSNAT: Luck was on our side, Carmit picked up a popsicle for the second time... C-CARMIT: Third. C-OSNAT: Third, popsicle. C-CARMIT: I picked up the red popsicle… OSNAT: Babes, good luck. Well done, well done. ANAELLE: Cannon, cannon. OSNAT: Babes, good luck, see you later. AKIVA: Good luck, Ossie. Skip C-OSNAT: And then it turned out that we went out first. C-CARMIT: Three popsicles and we left first. C-OSNAT: We were the first to leave this mission. OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE OSNAT: You need to find a longtail boat at the nearby pier… RON SHAHAR: Teams must board a Thai longtail boat and sail to the Bangkok Karaoke Taxi Station. The karaoke cab comes equipped with microphones, a karaoke screen and a cheerful surprise, RON SHAHAR: The ladyboys of Thailand. On the way they will have to go through the voting board and decide which of the pairs they choose to delay with the help of the U-Turn in this leg of the race. OSNAT: We decided to delay Bar and Inna. C-OSNAT: We vote for those just in front of us. C-CARMIT: And those just behind us. C-OSNAT: So we can get them. So they take it elsewhere. C-CARMIT: Really, they take it to a very difficult place. C-OSNAT: And it's a pity. Really a shame. Because I don't hate them. Skip OSNAT: Good luck to you. Bye. Skip A kiss from you will send me flying high Fly me high into your world C-CARMIT: What are they called? Greatness? No, not bigotry… (similar sounding words) C-OSNAT: Yes, a boat like that... C-CARMIT: Gondolas. Something like that. C-OSNAT: Gondolas like that, and then we had to get to the other side... C-CARMIT: Like in Venice. C-OSNAT: Yes, to the other side. CARMIT: This is where it should be. We’re coming in here first. Thank you. OSNAT: Come on, come on, go, go, fast, fast. CARMIT: Oho, we have a gift car, Ossie. Skip C-CARMIT: We arrived at the karaoke taxi stand...with the ladyboys. C-OSNAT: First of all we arrived, we saw them, straight from a hefala (singing party). Dancing, straight, shaking… Skip OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE OSNAT: You must now make your way to the golden beaches of Thailand with the help of the karaoke taxis… RON SHAHAR: The teams now have to ride all the way to Pattaya singing non-stop...but only one song. They must sing the entire song from beginning to end without a break until they reach their destination. If they stop singing, the taxi will stop its journey until the singing resumes. The ladyboys will be crazy about the couples in the taxi and help them make happy. Only a team that won't stop singing all the way to the golden beaches of Pattaya will get the next clue. Ok, so here’s the deal, I’ll translate the song lyrics the first time but will skip over them after unless a team sings different lyrics to the same tune. If you want to listen to it a la carte later the song is Ole Ole 1985 Eurovision. *Eurovision Wikia Light and azure in the sky And suddenly the day appears Clouds turn into water A rainbow rises in the heavens C-OSNAT: I was sure, when they put on a song for us, then they would put on some oriental song, suddenly I see… Together the song goes up and up When joy blossoms in your heart Together The song goes up and up Big and small Like a rainbow ADELE: Tom, come on, Tom. TOM: Come on, come on, go. Come on, my life, you're crazy. TOM: How did I get here? ADELE: How without me you wouldn't have gotten here in your life. ADELE: We boarded the second ferry before it left. TOM: You see, luck returns to us. When we start to be calm luck returns to us. Skip BAR: Okay. Inna, we’ve arrived. INNA: Go. BAR AND INNA, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE ALON: The Yemenites on popsicle number five were able to leave. BAR: Enough. ALON: Come on, good luck. INNA: Okay. ALON: Bon appetit. It's the Coke and it's the most disgusting. C-BAR: We entered the task and started devouring popsicles. You eat like an animal because you want to find the clue already and fly away, so you eat, eat, eat, not enough to enjoy it, not that I thought the… C-INNA: You don't eat, you swallow, more precisely. You don't even get to enjoy them. I just put them in my mouth in three bites. One, two, three, and I tried to pull out the stick and try to move forward with it. TOM: Come on, go, run. Here is the popsicle seller. TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN LAST PLACE AKIVA: What's the matter with them? ANAELLE: Where have you been? How are you? AKIVA: Hello you guys. ANAELLE: We missed you, what was wrong? OREN: The Yemenis found it in their fifth popsicle and got out of here. TOM: Enough, come on. So will we now, with God's help. Walla, a rare apricot. Walla, cool task. ANAELLE: Ick! Lord have mercy, they put salt! Skip C-ANAELLE: Some of the glaciers had salt on them. And it was terrible. You eat sweet and suddenly you get salty and you don't prepare mentally. Like...suddenly you're...salty and you have to finish, you have to see the clue on the stick. ANAELLE: Taste it AKIVA: Shosha, you know they are too sweet for me. C-BAR: I think Anaelle was mistaken. Probably...no, I understand, the heat was knocking, my brain wasn't working. Apparently Anaelle’s brain also stopped a bit. ANAELLE: Ick. There's salt in it, I swear. C-BAR: How can a popsicle be salty? What, they salt it like the... they salt the extract and like put a salty popsicle? ANAELLE: Full of salt! C-BAR: A popsicle is a popsicle. What, extract, sugar, come on, eat and go. INNA: Bar, Bar! ALON: Here, she found it. ANAELLE: Cannon. BAR: Are you sure? Karaoke Cabs. C-INNA: We finished very quickly, compared to others. C-BAR: Thanks to Inna. C-INNA: Thanks to Inna's luck. BAR AND INNA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE BAR: Attention, on the way you have to go through the voting board and choose the pair you want to delay. Well, then we will vote for...Akiva and Anaelle, we choose to vote for you for the same reasons we chose to vote for you before. We were hurt by what you did to us and right now we have no one better to vote for than to vote you, sorry. BAR: Go. BAR: Ladyboys, come. C-BAR: We arrive at the pier and ladyboys are waiting for us. Ladyboys, some are terribly provocative, some are terribly disgruntled, some are terribly unclear. Skip INNA: Great. C-BAR: We fell, in my opinion, for the most vibrant, the jumpiest, craziest, most hysterical...something crazy happened to her. Envelope. BAR: Envelope. Route Info. Sorry, it’s in Hebrew. BAR AND INNA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE Skip C-BAR: During the two-hour drive to Pattaya, where mine and Inna's dream is to lie down and sleep, with or without the ladyboy, or even on her, I don't even care what she is, whatever. We have to sing. BAR: There are two more hours. C-BAR: Sing for two whole hours in the taxi with the operator ladyboy and the catch is that the second we stop singing... C-INNA: The driver stops. C-BAR: The driver stops. Wait, no, the end is...that we have to sing the same song. On repeat. Two hours. Skip INNA: Wow, two hours, my poor thing. BAR: Wow, I can't believe it. We are going to sing this song again. C-BAR: In the beginning we were very...very fast, very lively. C-INNA: We tried to make it Hawaii and entertainment and really try... C-BAR: *correct word* C-INNA: Try...why, what did i say? C-BAR: Hawaii. C-INNA: No. I said *correct word*. (couldn’t tell what word, but something to do with liveliness/lifestyle) BAR: What a lunatic he is. C-OSNAT: The ladyboy was really lovely, treated us really well. C-CARMIT: And understanding also. C-OSNAT: Petted me, looked at me, encouraged me, but didn't give up on me. Sing, you must sing. Sing, sing, sing, sing, so that the car won't stop. OSNAT: Well, he’s an overseer, I get it. C-OSNAT: She is lucky that I like to sing. Why, if I didn't like to sing, it would have ended badly. COMING UP NEXT…ALSO SPONSOR BREAK ALON: Come on already. OREN: Take it already, Alon, take it. ANAELLE: Woe is me. C-ANAELLE: Akiva and I continue to eat. C-AKIVA: It's already getting hard. C-ANAELLE: One more and another and another is already enough, like you can't with these flavours, there are also some that are over-sweet. C-AKIVA: And salty. C-ANAELLE: They are over-salty, over-sweet, over-everything. ANAELLE: Woe is me, how much is possible? ADELE: Woe is me, woe is me, it's disgusting, yuck, yuck. C-ADELE: It was just a taste… C-TOM: Aftertaste. Skip C-ADELE: Taste of Thai. C-TOM: The taste of a rotten egg like from the old days. Ick, something crazy. ANAELLE: I ran out, for anyone who wants to know. C-ANAELLE: As simple as it seemed, it is simple for those who find it in luck, very quickly, it is an amazing task. For those who still need to eat all 100 or 80 or 90 or don't know how many, it was very difficult. ANAELLE: Wow, my stomach hurts. Skip TOM: Creator of the world, hear Israel, Lord our God, one Lord, that it was the popsicle, with God's help. Feel it. TOM; What is this, these colours? Not knowing impurity. C-ADELE: Every second Tom prays for every ice cream he takes out, God forbid, let's do it, let it, it’s food. TOM: Look how much I ate here, you didn't notice, I'm knocking the popsicles here like a patient. ADELE: Only you. TOM: Just mental frustration. Every popsicle she eats, I nervously eat three. C-ALON: We ate 85 popsicles, we until... stick your tongue out. C-OREN: Wounds... C-ALON: We have cold sores. C-OREN: Frostbite. C-ALON: Stick out your tongue again. We have cold sores. C-OREN: Frostbite. C-ALON: Frostbite. C-OREN: Take out one more time. C-ALON: Cold sores what... C-OREN: Can't you say frostbite? C-ALON: A wound... what does it matter my wounds, what difference does it make… C-OREN: It's not sores, it's frostbite. C-ALON: How do you, doctor, know it's frostbite? TOM: Not knowing. Come on, Creator of the world, come on, help. ALON: Thank God, 85 popsicles. Open your tongue. OREN: I'm frozen, my whole mouth is frozen. ALON: Open up. We ate 85 popsicles, 85. Come on, stuck. ANAELLE: God forbid. C-ANAELLE: When the brothers found it we had already reached about 80. I say to Akiva, it doesn't make sense, like, it has to be... it doesn't make sense that it's that unlucky. AKIVA: Shosha, we will soon reach the last one. ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE ALON: Here is the voting board. Come on, U-Turn. Well, Akiva and Anaelle, our dear ones. Despite the unfortunate incident we had yesterday, you are the strong couple. OREN: A game is a game. ALON: A game is a game. We are forced to put Akiva and Anaelle. They are today the strongest couple. Thank you and sorry. AKIVA: We ate the most here. How many do we have left, six? This will be the last, you will see. TOM: Where is God? Ya Allah, what have we done? What have we sinned? ANAELLE: Look. TOM: Where did we go wrong? AKIVA: What do you put him in the story? The fact that you don't know how to pick sticks, do you put it in the story? Does he choose for you? You’re the one choosing. TOM: Also true. But to help in the choice. C-AKIVA: I said to Tom, what are you involving the Holy One, blessed be He? Do the job properly. What, you think he'll pick you the right stick? What, he'll drop it from the sky for you? It's your choice, what, he will interfere with you where to put your hand? It flows. AKIVA: This is it, this is the last one. ANAELLE: What, that's not possible. AKIVA: This is last. TOM: I can't believe you that it's the last one. Listen, if it's actually the last, it's already a supreme providence, it's a sign, brother. ANAELLE: It’s the last. AKIVA: What is the probability of this happening? One in a hundred and it’s the last one. Skip ADELE: Wow, they don't have any. Skip C-ANAELLE: We ate all the popsicles and it just wasn't found. I said.. we looked at each other, our eyes darkened. Skip TOM: That God did not create, that we should not know impurity, may God help. What is this? It's already, brother, it's already from above. C-AKIVA: We realised that... C-ANAELLE: The situation is not good. C-AKIVA: We made a grave mistake, especially a cold and mouth-freezing one. AKIVA: Here. I don’t believe this. ANAELLE: What? AKIVA: Shosha. ANAELLE: We are not focused. AKIVA: No, I didn't miss it for sure. ANAELLE: We are not focused at all. AKIVA: I for sure didn't miss it, honey. C-ANAELLE: Because of this whole day and this announcement, that we are going straight to the race, and the lack of sleep, we just weren't focused on ourselves at all, we weren't in focus. ANAELLE: God forbid. AKIVA: I'm ashamed now, we got crazy behind. ANAELLE: Come on. ADELE: Here, found it. Missed it. ANAELLE: Check carefully, we are not in focus at all. C-AKIVA: Even if we ate a hundred popsicles, all for the better, we shouldn't just say about what went well for us, on the first one, walla, what a miracle, what a miracle. C-ANAELLE: We must have had... C-AKIVA: A hundred popsicles, there is a reason for that too. Come on, let's continue. C-ANAELLE: Yes. C-AKIVA: We don't deal with what is not good, like, wow, what happened? C-ANAELLE: We probably needed that amount of fluids. ADELE: As I know us and our luck, we will have to finish everything too. ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE ANAELLE: Come on. AKIVA: We will once again put Bar and Inna. ALON: Fast, fast! ALON: My sister! How are you? C-ALON: We got to the karaoke taxi and a mammoth named Boat was waiting for us. ALON: Oren, get in. Come on, my sister, come on. C-ALON: Something Boat. I remembered it was Boat, Boat something. I said ship, looks like a ship. There was a fresh, fresh woman. Skip C-ALON: We said, well, what could happen? ALON AND OREN, CURRENTLY IN THIRD PLACE ALON: Osh, she stinks too. Come on. And sweating. Take a left, take it to you a little. Little bit… C-ALON: They let us in from the back. I am on one side, Oren on the other side and our son is sitting/sitting the mammoth/mammoth. (gendered verbs and nouns) Skip (Happy birthday to you…) C-OREN: The mission was to travel in the karaoke taxi to a beach town called Pattaya and along the way we had to sing... C-ALON: One song C-OREN: One song actually, yes. C-ALON: What song was that? Song with some lyrics mixed up C-OREN: No, of course not, it's... C-ALON: We also have a memory problem. Song ALON: No need to shout. We have four hours to sing it. Song ALON: It has got something in it. You have to learn the song by heart. It's not for nothing, this song. C-ALON: We are constantly thinking ahead, we don't give a moment to enjoy the present. ALON: Write down the song? OREN: Yes. Skip OREN: Maybe she should be taught. C-ALON: We were given a song, probably must learn the words perfect, do, teach the mammoth a verse, or two, or the whole song. OREN: Now you learn the song in Hebrew. ALON: First you learn the chorus, the chorus. Skip C-ALON: When the mission when we get to Pattaya Beach is to do a show and a competition between all the teams, and whoever gets the highest score is the winner. C-OREN: Gets a pampering night. C-ALON: Will get a pampering night with Boat. C-OREN: Yes. Teaching song BAR: I have nothing to shake. Song ADELE: Why are we always last? Why? TOM: Everything is from above so don't cry tonight everything is good ADELE: I never thought that the colour pink would disgust me. C-TOM: Sometimes in this race you also need a lot of luck. C-ADELE: Depends only on luck. C-TOM: No, it doesn't only depend on luck, it's also a lot of ability. To eat 90 popsicles and not give up is... you have to have a very big desire. The very fact that we really continued and said, this time we are not giving up. TOM: Look, look, 100 popsicles. I'm 80 and she's about 30. C-ADELE: Let's say, this task, not related to physicality, not related to wisdom. TOM: I'm finished. C-ADELE: Not related to power. It has to do with taking a popsicle, like that, whoop, you got the clue. C-TOM: So what did I say? Sometimes in this race you need lots and lots of luck. There are many things in the race that require luck. C-ADELE: Right. TOM: Yes! ADELE: Yes? Okay. TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN LAST PLACE ADELE: I think you're going to have fun karaoke today. TOM: Buena, I'm going to sing songs today. TOM: Come on, vamos, come on hapoel. Not going out today! TOM: Bar and Inna, I have nothing against you, you are cute, sorry. ANAELLE: It's stunning, huh? C-ANAELLE: The boat, that was what was romantic, that was what was beautiful, right? C-AKIVA: It's a way to see Bangkok that we haven't experienced. C-ANAELLE: It was really beautiful. C-AKIVA: The calm, beautiful Bangkok with the sunset in this river. C-ANAELLE: Yes. C-AKIVA: So important, when there are all the stressful days ahead, to have romantic moments as well. C-ANAELLE: Yes, moments... C-AKIVA: It was a romantic moment holding hands. C-ANAELLE: Fun. ANAELLE: Okay. Mother, God save. AKIVA: Did you succeed? Well done. Mother, there's some immodest girl there, I don't know...I'll pretend to keep my eyes open and you take care of it, okay? Skip ANAELLE: Lord have mercy. Skip AKIVA: You can Shosha, come on, go with her. ANAELLE: For me yes? AKIVA: Yes. ANAELLE: Lord have mercy. Shoshi, what is this? Skip ANAELLE: Akiva, is it a man or a woman? AKIVA: I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, I have no idea. C-AKIVA: I didn't realise from afar that it was a ladyboy. I look and see some bristles. (chin) C-ANAELLE: She jumps and takes us. C-AKIVA: I see that it is not clear. Anaelle is straight to me, is it a man, is it a woman, what is it? And I say to Anaelle, that's exactly the point, that it's not clear. ANAELLE: Wow, Lord have mercy. AKIVA: Oh my god. Keeping the eyes. I don't know if I'm allowed to look or not. Shosha, it's a problem for both of us, it's not clear if it's a man or a woman. C-ANAELLE: I was terribly stressed because suddenly I see a boy and a girl. Sorry, can't touch a boy, and if it's a girl, Akiva can't touch her, how are we supposed to behave? What is this thing? Skip AKIVA: Both. Skip ANAELLE: So what am I supposed to do? With this knowledge? AKIVA: Choose. C-ANAELLE: I learned something new in the race, something called a ladyboy. This is a person who is both a man and a woman. Right? Skip ANAELLE AND AKIVA, CURRENTLY IN FOURTH PLACE AKIVA: You must make your way now to the golden beaches of Thailand in the company of some local guests. Skip They want to approach each other AKIVA: I don't know the song. (just reading lyrics straight from screen unlike all other teams) Man to man... ANAELLE: We don’t know it. We don’t know. You can do la la la. This is how they come to sing tonight AKIVA: We have to sing, we don't know the song ourselves. And singing in the heart is not enough for a moment of light for everyone Song 1 HOUR ELAPSED Song 45 MINUTES ELAPSED Wake up, wake up. C-BAR: The ladyboy was massively tiring. As if her energy never ends. We fall asleep in a second and she is with the... and she doesn't stop dancing. Wow, what a nightmare. Skip ALON: Only her. 20 MINUTES ELAPSED OREN: We said, only her. Song ALON: Big, big, big. Big, huge. Skip (Huge like you are going…) ALON: This is big. Big. ALON: Big. (training individual word pronunciation) Big. COMING UP NEXT… TOM: What fun, some water, water. ADELE: Tom, there are sharks out there, Tom. There are sharks, you moron. TOM: Sharks, sharks. Skip TOM; What a life we live, believe me. A once in a lifetime life. You said I never took you in a boat, here, a boat. ADELE: Yoo, the bridge changes colours, the bridge changes colours. C-TOM: We came to a beautiful country with landscapes and everything in a good atmosphere. TOM: Eiffel Tower. C-TOM: Such a neighbourhood country, but a neighbourhood in the positive sense of the word neighbourhood. Come on, babe, it’s not over. C-ADELE: There were also tuktuks. ADELE: What is this, a ladyboy? God save, what is this? Skip ADELE: Oh my god, it’s a ladyboy, God save. Skip C-ADELE: We make out someone standing up to us like that. Hi. Hi. So I said, God forbid, what is this thing? What is this thing? He smiles at me with his braces. Hi. Yoo, how scared I was. Skip AKIVA: Tom has just checked into the car and said, ANAELLE: Not knowing impurity. AKIVA: Not knowing impurity. TOM: Not knowing impurity, God help. ADELE: What, is she travelling with us? No. No, I'm not getting into a cab with that scary thing. TOM: What is this, a horror movie… Skip TOM: Don't touch me by mistake, bro, I'm afraid of such things. Skip TOM AND ADELE, CURRENTLY IN LAST PLACE Song TOM: Only them. Song ADELE: Blooming… (lyric repetition w/context) Skip BAR: I am sick of it. Song 1 HOUR 30 MINUTES ELAPSED BAR: Enough, I'm fed up, I can't listen to this song anymore. Song BAR: What did I do wrong? Why don't I deserve to sit there in a restaurant to eat? BAR: To enter the market, buy things. BAR: To buy some pineapple, coconut, something. C-INNA: I didn't have the voice to do it, I didn't have the energy to do it. To pronounce the words. C-BAR: Inna fell asleep with the microphone in her hand. Song C-BAR: Every moment I see Inna falling asleep and I do the ladyboy like that and she...and she tells me...she seems to be sleeping and every second I tell her, wake up, wake up, wake up. BAR: Inna, get up. C-INNA: I didn't really sleep. C-BAR: Suure. Skip 1 HOUR 50 MINUTES ELAPSED CARMIT: It’s like Eilat here, really beautiful. C-CARMIT: We sang there, opened the window. We didn't care about air conditioning, no air conditioning. C-OSNAT: It was really... C-CARMIT: We opened, we sang to the people who passed by us. It was just very nice. Song OSNAT: First time we are first, come on. CARMIT: Come on, come on. Skip C-OSNAT: We arrived at the beach in Pattaya. We arrived first. We arrived first. C-OSNAT: We didn't leave the ladyboy's hand, we took it. OSNAT AND CARMIT, CURRENTLY IN FIRST PLACE CARMIT: Come on, read. OSNAT: Route Info. To win an early departure time tomorrow morning you will have to demonstrate your dancing skills in a heated limbo. RON SHAHAR: To win an early departure time in the morning, the teams will have to demonstrate dance ability and flexibility in a heated limbo. The couple must now pass under the limbo stick without touching the stick and without falling. Each step they manage to pass will advance their departure time for the next morning. This is the opportunity for couples to use their flexibility to gain valuable time. CARMIT: Maybe we'll dance with them? C-OSNAT: We would have to go under the stick with the limbo dance, and if we both manage to get lower under the stick, that way our departure time tomorrow will be earlier. OSNAT: Come here, come. OSNAT: Carmit, Carmit, come on, lean back. CARMIT: I can't, it's hard for me. OSNAT: You can. Skip INNA: Driver… 1 HOUR AND 50 MINUTES ELAPSED Song C-BAR: At the end Inna freaked out, no, but really. Crazy. Song C-INNA: I have always avoided karaoke. Even my mother told me that..."you are a talented girl, you are good at everything but you can't sing...give it up". INNA: Bar, sing. INNA: Don't want to keep up the tempo. No. You okay? C-BAR: I don't want to see this song again in my life, sorry, Izhar, but I can't hear your song. I listen to this song one more time, I go out on the street to kill. I don't want to hear it anymore, come across this song, not even once by accident. BAR: Here, it’s here, it’s here. INNA: Stop. BAR: That’s it, that’s it, stop, stop. Skip BAR AND INNA, CURRENTLY IN SECOND PLACE BAR: Route Info. You must pass under the limbo stick without touching the stick, without falling. BAR: The more successful we are, the more they drop it one step, the more we do it. INNA: Okay. BAR: Inna, I think you should open your legs. INNA: Yes. And slowly. Go ahead, I'll follow you. C-INNA: I did floor gymnastics at a very young age, so I have remnants of flexibility from a young age. It's like that, it played in my favour in this mission. Skip OSNAT: Come here. Skip OSNAT: Bend like this, like this. And take your ass like that. CARMIT: But I will fall back. OSNAT: Try. It's our departure time. CARMIT: What should we do? OSNAT: It's our departure time tomorrow. We arrived first. OSNAT: Get low. Low, low, no, no. CARMIT: I can’t. C-OSNAT: Although we arrived first, but due to the fact that we were not able to do the task properly, we only managed to get under the stick twice, which brought us to the last place the next day. It's a wheel, there's nothing to do, it's luck, who succeeds. Today you can be first, tomorrow you can be last. OSNAT AND CARMIT, DEPARTING AT 7:30 AM OSNAT: Come, come, cross, come, come. Manita Boutique Hotel. Here. I hope no one gets past our sticks. INNA: I will pass and you pass after me, pay attention to what I do. BAR: Okay. INNA: It's a matter of flexibility. INNA: The secret, fall on your knees at the end. BAR: How did you do that? INNA: Then move the head. Get through it, get through it. BAR: How did you do that? INNA: The stomach, tilt the stomach. BAR: I don't know how to do it. BAR: It's really hard for me. INNA: Nonsense, whatever you do, do it. Come on, but you can, you did it earlier almost perfectly. Tilt your stomach down, whatever happens happens. INNA: Shit. BAR: Well, Cookie, I'm a little tall, a little. INNA: Not height related, but you were great. C-BAR: I was a little upset that I couldn't do it because I really wanted us to leave sooner. Because Inna succeeded and I didn't. INNA: In the meantime we are the first. BAR AND INNA, DEPARTING AT 7:00 AM BAR: Manita Boutique Hotel. OREN: Get off the road. 1 HOUR 45 MINUTES ELAPSED C-ALON: God willed it and the radiator went. C-OREN: Not the radiator, the alternator. C-ALON: Alternato... God willed it and the alternator went.