Ryan Laurent - Sci Fi Houmor

https://theoviebooks.wordpress.com/ Harold P. Jenkins wasn’t expecting much when he dialled the mysterious 1-800 number printed on the back of his cereal box. After all, he had just come off a thoroughly disappointing chat with his internet provider, which had, of course, begun with the usual “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” and ended with a 45-minute wait on hold, during which Harold had been serenaded by the sound of Muzak playing a torturous rendition of “We Are the Champions”