LIME-007 Item classes: Bittersweet Black Makrut LIME Management and Extradition: LIME-007 is to be contained in a standard Occult Resistance Containment Apparatus (ORCA) following design specifications laid out by L12 and L8. LIME-007 is to be utilized only with authorization by L12, L8, or L1 by a member of staff specifically trained in the invocation of extraplanar entities. Aegis Pattern LIME bots under the supervision of L5 are to guard the ORCA unit. Description: LIME-007 is a statuette comprising of wood painted to resemble marble with the hat comprising of an unknown, flexible, volcanically created rock with physical but not chemical properties consistent with itacolumite. LIME-007 only poses a threat to the company if unauthorized personnel activate the object through occult means consistent with the religious teachings of the Cathedral of the Deep, a pre-Endless War cult dedicated to [DATA EXPUNGED], a pantheon of [DATA EXPUNGED] that Endless War is theorized to be a member or aspect of. Personnel should exercise caution as attempting to contact LIME-007 through means consistent with the practices of the Eternal Carnival ancestor cult, even by accident, will cause the entity temporarily inhabiting LIME-007 (hereafter referred to as LIME-007-01) to vaporize them instantly. LIME-007 was obtained from underneath the current iteration of the Cathedral on Day 4723, ████ A.E. in the tomb of Obediah Fancison, 1979-2016 A.D. as this date system is currently unknown to us it is assumed either the date system predates Endless War or is a Cathedral of the Deep specific date system. Radiocarbon dating of the artifact and the soil strata above it suggests it was buried very shortly prior to the nuclear meltdown occasionally called the Event, lending itself to the former conclusion. Addendum 1: A letter addressed to TheLizardWizard from Olive. It's been a while since we last played Terraria together, eh? Unfortunately, business is on my mind as it has come to my attention that an artefact of great curiosity has been unearthed from underneath Cop Killtown. Understandably, it is notoriously difficult for a Rowdy to get into Cop Killtown for any reason, much less to study what lies within, however with the help of a few slimed palms and my previous assistance with a Killer museum project I was granted the once in a lifetime opportunity to access the artefact for study. Attached is an image of the artefact in question, alongside a primary source found in my search of the Cop Killtown catacombs. In a letter similar to this one mention is made of the establishment of a Cathedral to the Depths in opposition to The Eternal Carnival. While I will grant that this is circumstantial evidence, given the goals and machinations of these two groups are unknown, I believe that it supports my hypothesis that the division between Killer and Rowdy goes back much farther than the formal establishment of the gangs under these names. I posit that this artefact is in fact a relic of that Cathedral, a cult dedicated to the Old Ones in the Deep, being a precursor to the Cop Killers. A sense of nihilism and cynicism has persisted while the religion itself did not, at least not publicly. It is my understanding that you have some relationship to these occult practices, as you helped me restore the other Olivia Kafka from zucking and assisted in the creation of Funnier Valentine from the Juvie Clone corpses. I require your expertise on a few pages written in a tongue unknown to me on the subject of the Cathedral (known because the words appear to be cognates between our language in theirs). I do hope you get back to me soon, I believe this object will be an asset to the company. Thrash on you crazy Rowdy, Olivia "Olive" Kafka. Test Log 007-01: L8: "We recording?" Aegis-05-007-R: "Affirmative, streaming to Limecorp servers." L8: "Lovely. This is the initial test in reconstructing the rites used to communicate with the Old Ones of the Deep through LIME-007." L12: "And you're sure this is a good idea, Olive?" L8: "I have Funnier Valentine on standby at my apartment with a resurrection spell in case we get zucked, so unless we piss off Nyarlathotep we will be fine. Making sure we don't is why I have you on this project, Liz." Aegis-05-007-R: "Policy 3, executives are not to call each other by their names but by their designations." L8: "Thank you for the reminder, I'll have to remember to redact this record later. L12, take it away." L12: [clears throat and begins reading from a clipboard] "Yo, Cthulhu, jeh calar ni fun dar Deyp. Makhst un Catedral to ni vas vi pratni wit ni." LIME-007-01: "You may speak in your common tongue. Present your sacrifices." L8: [kicks a bound and gagged Killer whose name has been forgotten to the ground before kicking him in the back of the head with a boot knife, severing his spinal cord.] L12: [lights the corpse on fire, as it burns a blue-white vapor escapes his mouth and enters LIME-007- 01] LIME-007-01: [laughter] "Dinner and a show! It's been too long since I got that. What is it you require?" L12: "I wish to know of any further artifacts related to the Cult of the Deep." LIME-007-01: "There are many that survive, but the one known as Ben Saint is in possession of one, a statue made in honor of Nono, daughter to Nyarlathotep. He gained it from the tomb of the Caller King. He will deny having it, but we all know the truth. Another, a preserved sigil painted inside the nuclear reactor to the one you call Endless War.The last I will reveal is one already known to you, in the tomb of Jennifer Diane Reitz, the last Caller Queen, is a set of tools for crafting more of these statues we speak through. This information will suffice for your part of the sacrifice." L8: "I wish to know more about the Eternal Carnival." LIME-007-01: [the hat atop LIME-007 begins to move on its own, rustling and rattling against the wooden part of the statuette] "And your reason for this blasphemy is?" L8: "Purely academic, in study of the history of the city." LIME-007-01: [the eyes of the statue glow and a bone hurting beam emanating from them annihilates L8] "I remember you, follower of the Clownsort, heretic of the old days. I will never again make the mistake of speaking to you." [the eyes of LIME-007 go dark as the entity re-enters dormancy] [End of recording.]