FUBAR D. Robot

This document is the original press release announcing FUBAR's (Futuristic Uranium Bio Atomic Robot) candidacy for the 1980 U.S. presidential election. Dated December 3, 1979, it details FUBAR's campaign launch at the National Press Building in Washington D.C. The release humorously presents FUBAR as a robotic candidate running on the T.G.I.F. (Thank Goodness It's FUBAR) ticket, highlighting his unique qualities as "the ultimate political machine." It includes campaign promises, qualifications, and scheduled photo opportunities, all presented with a blend of political satire and science fiction themes.