Eol Stoltio - Fiction Satire

https://theoviebooks.wordpress.com/ The problem, however, was not the cravat, it was the letter that had arrived earlier that morning. A letter from the most unexpected source. It was on a particularly ordinary Tuesday afternoon that Sir Reginald Pippinford IV, the venerable head of the Pippinford family, found himself rather unexpectedly scrambling through his closet for a cravat. And not just any cravat—no, this was the cravat he wore when he was in the kind of situation that demanded both class and subtlety. Unfortunately, the cravat had gone missing, and Sir Reginald, as befitting his position, took great offense at the idea of being forced to face his family without the requisite neckwear. "Oh, confound it all!" Sir Reginald muttered under his breath, fumbling with his waistcoat, "One would think I ran a house of ill-repute, not a respectable estate in the heart of Hampshire." Eol Stoltio, a self-proclaimed wordsmith with a penchant for the preposterous, Eol dreams of penning the next great English novel, complete with swooning maidens, dashing heroes, and enough social climbing to make a Kardashian blush. Armed with a thesaurus and a healthy disregard for modern grammar, Eol tirelessly crafts tales of high society, convinced that the world is desperately awaiting his insightful commentary on the finer points of cucumber sandwiches and the importance of a perfectly tailored waistcoat. Ovi eBook Publishing 2025