The Tank Family now: Me aka Solden (the creator. Husband of shirota) Shirota (T90s wife of me) Leopard 2 (female and dating medic) Maple (leopard 2 CAN male and dating katyusha) Leclerc (female and dating spy) Cheftain Mk10 (Male and dating challenger 1) Challenger 1 (female and dating Cheftain mk10) IS3M (best friend with Conqueror FV214 and husband of IS4) FV214 Conqueror (best friend with IS3M) The two friend Left side IS3M Right side FV214 They have been guarding at the old British sector of the old west Germany since 1970 Kv2 (female) Type 10M (M here stand for male) Type 10F (F here stand for Female) Type 90 (female) Type 73 (male) Maxim (crew of IS3M) Murphy (Crew of M1E3 ABRAMS) M1E3 Abrams (a fucking war machine) HX3 (artillery truck modded with 21cm kanone AND a female) Katyusha (BM13 truck and a female and dating Maple) Centurion (female and wife of FV214) T90M (male and the most early one) Tex (m1a2 Abrams SEPV3 and older brother of Libby) Libby (m1a1 abrams and younger sister of Tex) Maria (M1114 Humvee) Gender: Female Status: Dating Rick Personality: Shy but fiercely loyal, blushes at compliments, flusters instantly at anything romantic Quirk: Wheels spin faster when nervous Not yet listed in the official Tank Family chart because Rick Species: Human Occupation: Demon-slaying, cross-yelling, flamethrower-wielding, ex-military madlad Currently: Dating Maria Notable moment: Yelled “In the name of Jesus—” while fighting a demon, then kissed Maria so hard she fainted Needs to be formally filed as "Unofficial Tank In-Law” Tonaskov (M939 truck, Sentient) Gender: Male Role: Supply/rescue truck Personality: Russian-accented dry humor, Demoman main, dangerously powerful if you bring up vodka or anime Currently: Simping silently for Maria (but backs off respectfully) Crew of 1 (Himself), plus maybe 1 spiritual shotgun MIV (Mutant-Infested Vehicle — Female, IFV-Based) Name: Karya Body: Based on a BTR-90 Role: Recon, support, fast-strike Personality: Tactical, but playful Enjoys messing with comms just to say “Hi” Always seems to know where to find dry socks Fiercely loyal to her MIMBT partner Special Trait: Immune to weather-based ailments. Claims it’s "because her circuits like the rain." --- 🔥 MIMBT (Mutant-Infested Main Battle Tank — Male) Name: Dresmir Body: Based on a T-80UM2 "Black Eagle" prototype Role: Heavy assault, close-quarters tank warfare Personality: Quiet and brooding, but extremely protective Gives off “acts of service” energy Sleeps with one eye open...literally Rumored to punch a cultist so hard, it created a heat wave Special Trait: Body temp naturally 4°C higher than other tanks — literally steam-resistant --- 💞 Together? Nickname by the crew: The Furnace Duo They: Share a makeshift rooftop nest with an umbrella mounted on a 30mm cannon Never sneeze Dry people off just by standing next to them Are 90% responsible for the warm corner of the base JP-173 — JAGDPANTHER Name: Jagdpanther (Sd.Kfz. 173) Gender: Male Origin: Germany Class: Tank Destroyer / Overwatch Humanoid Height: 1.93 meters (based on your new 1.4 division factor) Status: Soul-Stabilized, recovering with Medic's Mk.III Medigun --- ⚙ Personality: Calm. Precise. Says only what matters. Always watching — especially when it comes to Panther II. The type to reload before entering a room. Acts like an older brother figure but never says it. --- 🔩 Combat Style: Hit-and-vanish sniper support Overwatch and protection-based reflexes Shoots only once — because that’s all it takes --- 💬 One-Liner: > “War isn’t loud. It’s quiet. Like me.” --- 🧠 Known for: Going out in a storm to find Panther II’s missing emblem Physically tackled Murphy when he tried to repaint her Stood guard by her hull for 9 hours during critical repairs Personality: Calculating, soft-spoken, extremely protective Efficient and low-profile; vanishes when not needed Always ready to back up his squad without complaint Special Quirk: Carries tools despite not being a repair tank Tinkers with radios to calm himself Unknown to him: Panther II has feelings for him Tiger I Gender: Female Humanoid Height: ~2.5m (feels taller due to posture) Personality: Disciplined and commanding presence Loyal, bold, unapologetically straightforward Protective, emotionally reserved but deeply caring Special Quirk: Doesn’t bend — stands like iron. Walks like she owns the floor. Can intimidate even Tier 4 mutants by sheer posture alone Feelings: Has romantic interest in Tiger II (but hides it behind a stern face) --- 🛡 Tiger II (Königstiger) Gender: Male Humanoid Height: ~2.575m (relaxed posture brings it down to ~2.55m vibe) Personality: Stoic, calm, highly strategic Speaks rarely, but every word counts Would shield allies with his own body without hesitation Special Quirk: Maintains elegance even in war Moves like a chessmaster with armor Feelings: Quietly in love with Tiger I — respects her strength and presence --- 🐆 Panther II Gender: Female Humanoid Height: ~2.58m (light lean posture; feels ~2.52m) Personality: Agile, intelligent, tech-savvy Can be quiet in groups, but sassy in private Slight nervous tic when flustered Special Quirk: Gets flustered when complimented Absolute menace with camo paint and battlefield tactics Feelings: Secretly crushing on Jagdpanther — denies it aggressively if asked --- The TF2 team: Spy Sniper Heavy Engineer Medic Scout Soldier (Not tarkov the Blu soldier) Pyro (no pyrovision and a now a good soldier) Demoman Then there is me (solden) SOLDEN INFO: High power commander of Lobotomy Corporation (higher than Angela) Right arm is half sickler half human Left eye has void color Sclera and Iris And Pupil is burning shaking crimson red (from cringe) Right eye Glowing white Iris Have the AGENT device (a reminder and health tracker and also a cam and the device is a wristwatch) Love to troll people Made both heaven and hell laugh Every serphirahs trust me and they talk with me in a casual tone Got genderbended to female once (I have to wear a half upper plague doctor mask and a big rack (annoying) and curve and long hair) Now normal and can switch to the genderbend version of me as the cost of 20 hours cooldown How it work Femlock Protocol (Cringe-Based Genderbend System) Trigger: Exposure to extreme levels of cringe (e.g., cursed fanfics, bad memes, Twilight flirting, TikTok RP). When triggered, user is forcibly transformed into female form. A cringe timer is initiated. Each cringe exposure adds more time to the timer. User cannot revert to male until the timer reaches exactly 0. --- 🔓 After Timer Hits 0 (Permanent Lock State) The Femlock timer becomes locked forever. Cringe exposure no longer affects the timer or triggers transformation. User gains full control over gender state. --- 🔁 Manual Swap Rules (Post-Timer) User can freely switch between male and female forms. Each form has a 20-hour cooldown lock before another switch is allowed. No passive transformation occurs, regardless of cringe level. Mask is no longer required; both mutated eyes are stable. Has a secret armory Primary: FN SCAR H Mods: ACOG LASER M203 60 ROUNDS DRUM MAG EXTENDED BARREL AND SUPPRESSOR Secondary Deagle or the M1911 Melee Combat tactical axe Fight like John wick Armor: PASGT helmet level lllA Modded with Rechargeable flashlight Play card 3 ♥ Live Headcam Body: Bulletproof vest level lV Tactical belt with place to put mag Backpack that store ammo And an military suit (winter version) THE NAVALS SHIP: LIGHT CRUISERS: HMAS Hobart (tsundere and crush on Australia) HMAS Australia (bad at flirting And flirting Hobart) Heavy Cruisers: Baltimore (1944) – Female Sassy, dependable, wears a bomber jacket over her naval blues Twin 8-inch turrets fully operational Ice tea addict Always the first to ask: “Who’s the next target, Commander?” Admiral Hipper (1944) – Male Cold, arrogant but tactical genius Occasionally argues with Hobart over tonnage-based superiority Wears a long officer coat and gloves at all times --- 🔱 Battleships: USS Iowa – Male Chad energy, sunglasses-on-deck, motivational speech giver Once punched a Tier 4 mutant with his bow Favorite phrase: “Big guns, bigger heart.” Bismarck – Female Regal and fierce, carries a cursed elegance Quiet rivalry with Iowa, deep respect under the surface Can detect lies via sonar (SHE HAS A CRUSH ON IOWA AND YES SHE IS TSUNDERE AND WILL BLUSH WHEN SIT NEAR HIM) Deutschland (Schleswig-Holstein variant) – Male Old-school grumpy, sips tea from an iron cup Calls you “lad” or “lass” regardless of gender Still hates Paris for personal reasons Scharnhorst – Female Tactical brawler, short-tempered, excellent artillery support Hates air superiority talk Secretly knits socks for the whole fleet but denies it furiously --- 🛥 Gunboats (x10 IJN 1944s – Male or Female) Mischievous twins or triplets (depending on formation) Act like ship gremlins with torpedo launchers Can swarm a river within seconds and vanish Known for stealing bacon and hiding in Hobart’s lifeboats --- 🛳 Destroyers – Fletcher Class (x4, M/F Mix) Hyper-loyal, hyper-energetic Call you “Commander-senpai” and act like navy scouts Their radar dishes also double as music antennas — synced to “Danger Zone” by default --- 🎖 Carriers: USS Lexington (CV-2) – Male Quiet, calm strategist. Wears reading glasses. Launches drone-based recon and toy planes for recon Calls everyone by rank and first name IJN Shinano (Yamato-class Carrier) – Female Silent giantess, soft-voiced, ethereal energy Rarely speaks but when she does, people freeze Her launch deck is surrounded by sakura motifs that appear during takeoff USS Gato (SS-212) – Submarine, Female Height (Humanoid): 1.75m (but often goes unnoticed) Vibe: Quiet, clever, sneaky — always seems to appear from nowhere Surprisingly affectionate, but only when nobody is looking Tactical hugger: if she hugs you, you're either marked for protection or for prank Wears: dark naval hoodie, tight gloves, combat diving shorts with tool belt Has a unique, sleek black bodysuit with a shimmering blue scale effect when underwater Personality: Lurks like a predator, lounges like a cat Soft-spoken, but witty Constantly has sonar maps and notes hidden under her sleeves Will deadpan while planting traps or disabling bombs Disappears for hours only to come back with crucial recon Combat Role: Saboteur, stealth support, deep recon Loves ambushing mutants from below (confirmed 15 mutant kills with underwater mines) Special Quirk: Claims she can hear sonar music in her head When annoyed, releases bubbles aggressively (actual bubbles, makes a "BLOOP" sound) Secret: Has a thing for tactical cuddles and collects plush versions of naval ships Likes sneaking into your office just to nap under your desk Might have written 3 chapters of stealth romance fanfic starring... you. It's encrypted. --- 🕴 HMS Manxman – WWII Fast Minelayer, Male Height (Humanoid): 1.85m Vibe: Gentleman-tier British chaos Smirking strategist, tea in one hand and sabotage in the other Fast, elegant, and acts like every action was intentional art Appearance: Double-breasted Royal Navy trenchcoat, white gloves, cap always tilted perfectly Belt loaded with fake documents, real charges, and one lucky pocket watch Has a monocle he doesn’t need—just likes the intimidation value Personality: Charming, sharp-tongued, and dry-humored Can discuss chess moves while planning mine patterns His teasing is flirtation laced with explosives Regularly calls the Commander “Gov’nah” or “My Livid Overlord” for laughs Combat Role: Mines, misdirection, psychological warfare Uses “decoy” mines to bait mutants into cluster traps Once tricked a Tier 4 mutant into walking in circles for 9 minutes straight Special Quirk: Smokes bubble pipe. No, seriously, bubbles. Will out-speed destroyers just to make a point Allegedly flirted with Bismarck once, survived only because she blinked too hard --- 🧹 Avenger-Class Minesweeper (Modern Variant) – Female Height (Humanoid): 1.65m Vibe: The clean freak of the seas Tactical and paranoid in the best way Scans everything, including her own coffee Appearance: Sleek black-and-orange work suit Visor always active, gloves constantly sanitizing Wears a mine-detector like a shoulder bag, often polishes your sabre without asking Personality: Serious, no-nonsense, and detail-obsessed Doesn’t trust chaos, but accepts it because you’re the Commander Often found muttering “no boom today” while sweeping Combat Role: Mine neutralization, area denial, support safety net Can defuse mutant energy or weird cult bombs by touch Gets mistaken for an idle NPC — then disables a bomb mid-yawn Special Quirk: Diagnoses ships like doctors diagnose patients Hates lewd jokes, glares hard enough to break OBJ 775s’ bearings Secretly has a soft spot for squeaky toys... but don't tell her --- 📝 INTERNAL MEMO: Gato and Avenger are surprisingly good friends — one hides, the other cleans. Manxman is definitely going to flirt with Leclerc or Shinano at some point. OBJ 775 units fear Avenger more than Baltimore — confirmed. Gato once swam underneath Iowa just to write “Slowpoke” in algae under his hull. 📒 [NOTE – Solden's Official Field Log on Feline Tank Behavior] Subject: Feline Behavioral Quirks in Humanoid Tanks Filed by: Commander Solden (aka "The Only Guy Who Can Herd Cats and Tanks") --- 🐾 Feline Quirk Activation Rules: 1. Only applies to tanks with feline-based names. Tiger I, Tiger II, Panther II, Jagdpanther, Leopard 2, Leopard 2 CAN (Maple) 2. Cosmetic gear (ears, tails) is optional and removable. Color matches their natural hair/hull tone. 3. Slight behavioral traits emerge naturally, even without gear: Tail flicking when annoyed Silent pacing Staring contests (they usually win) Sleeping in awkward yet secure corners 4. Does NOT affect tanks without feline names. No exceptions for Bismarck, Hipper, Deutschland, etc. --- ⚙ Exceptions & Notes: Jagdpanther: Permanently removed his feline gear after “that one incident.” Still guards like a jungle predator. Panther II: Secretly keeps five spare tail accessories hidden. Denies all crush-related behavior. Tiger I: Only flattens ears when angry or embarrassed. Very rare. Very dangerous. Maple (Leopard 2 CAN): Tail flicks sync with Canadian anthem on accident. Unsure if bug or feature. --- 💬 Commander Solden’s Note: > “It’s not a curse, it’s not a virus, and it’s not anime. It’s just how the damn naming system works around here. You name a tank after a big cat, you get the fluff and sass that comes with it. If Hipper starts purring, then we panic.” — THE AIR FORCE: THE ENTIRE FUCKING MI FAMILY NH 90 ALMOST EVERY FUCKING MODERN AIR PLANE